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#4000: Captain America – Captain America: The First Avenger

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CAPTAIN AMERICA — CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER 

MOVIE MASTERPIECE SERIES (HOT TOYS)

Today marks my 4000th review here on the site, if you can believe it.  I can, because, you know, I’m the one that wrote them all, but also it does feel like rather a strange concept.  When I first launched the site, I decided I wanted to mark my “monumental” reviews with looks at some of the higher end figures in my collection, meaning predominantly my Hot Toys figures.  It was initially every 50 (which was only every month and a half, so really not significant), before moving to every hundred after 300, then every 250 after 1500, then every 500 after 2000, and then every 1000 after 3000 (though that one was more because I forgot to write a monumental review at 3500 and just decided to roll with it).  The thousands are especially notable, since it means that the first numeral on the reviews changes, which is rather significant.  The largest sub-set of my Hot Toys figures is my Captain America collection.  I’ve actually reviewed *most* of them here, but the only one I haven’t is actually the very first one.  So, I’m taking this here 4000th review to amend that!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Captain America is figure MMS 156 in Hot Toys’ Movie Masterpiece Series.  Numerically, he’s wedged between the updated Batman Begins Batman and Baby Doll from Sucker Punch, which is one eclectic sort of batch of figures, huh?  He’s based on his primary appearance in The First Avenger, and was released domestically in December of 2011, just making it out in the same year as the movie’s release, which was notable for a Hot Toys release at the time.  The figure stands just over 12 inches tall and he has over 30 points of articulation.

At this point, it’s pretty much a lock that every Hot Toys Captain America comes with multiple heads, but that wasn’t the case for his debut here, which just gives him the one helmeted look.  It was a respectable offering for the time, but not without some caveats.  The construction, using multiple pieces for the actual head and his helmet, helps add some depth to it, like he’s actually wearing a helmet, which looks very nice.  The underlying head is a rather lifelike offering, with plenty of realistic detailing.  That said, it’s not really a spot-on Chris Evans, especially not when compared to later sculpts they did for him.  I’ve always gotten more of a Tom Cruise vibe, myself.  It’s not so far off that it doesn’t work at all, but it’s definitely not as strong as it could be.  The paint work is *mostly* up to Hot Toys’ usual standard of incredibly detailed and life-like, with one notable issue: the “A” on the helmet isn’t properly centered.  On mine, this is exceedingly minor and pretty much not noticeable in person, but there was a lot of variation across the production, and there are some that were quite a bit worse.

Cap’s outfit is rather involved.  Like in the movie, there’s a lot of small little pieces layering on top of each other to create the final appearance.  For the figure, pretty much the entire upper half is functionally one piece, and it’s all fixed to the figure’s torso using the star at the center of the chest.  Compared to later offerings, the stitching here feels a little bit heavy-handed, but it wasn’t awful for the time.  The biggest issue with it is that it ends up looking a little sloppy around the edges of the shoulders.  We get some issues with QC again here, this time having to do with the material used for his belt and holster.  It’s a simulated leather, and it’s really soft, making parts of it prone to tearing, especially on the clasp for the holster.  Additionally, the glue used to hold the holster straps in place didn’t adhere well to the material, so they pull off with relatively minor posing, and you either have to strategically tuck them, or try to glue them back.  The glue likewise didn’t hold well on the belt, leading to it releasing from both sides of the buckle on mine.  The cuffs of the pants are folded inward, and a little bit too high up, so when you pose his legs, the shins are sometimes visible above the boots, which looks a little silly.  There are a number of sculpted elements present, which do look a bit better, and are far less prone to issues.

The underlying body is hard to get a total read on, since the costume’s rather attached.  The upper portion isn’t incredibly posable, especially when it comes to the arms, so you have to sort of work carefully to do much with it.  The lower half is at least a bit better, though it’s worth noting that they determined his legs were too short later in production, and addressed this by swapping in a longer set of ankle pegs to off-set it (the original length pegs were also included for those who wanted the option), which helps in some ways, but ends up odd in others, and also ties into the issue with the exposed shins mentioned in the costume section.  Overall, though, the build of the body looks pretty close to Evans in the movie, and stands well on the shelf.

Cap is packed with 9 pairs of hands, his shield, a Thompson 1928a1, a Colt 1911, and a display stand.  The hands give him a variety of posing options, though like earlier HT offerings, they can be a bit tricky to swap.  The guns were packed pretty much standard across all of the TFA Caps, and they’re as good as any HT small-scale weapon.  They’ve got moving and removable parts, and certainly look cool.  The stand is a stand, but it does what it needs to.  The shield?  Well, let’s talk about the shield.  

HT opted for a vac-metalized finish on the shields to start, so they’d be shiny and chrome.  It’s an odd choice, since the shield’s not that at all in the movie, where it’s actually got more of a brushed steel finish, which would be much easier to replicate.  What’s more, because of the vac-metalizing, the red and blue paint on the front of the shield didn’t properly adhere to the surface, meaning that it eventually just started flaking off over time, leaving you with a kind of unpleasant mess of a shield, that just slowly degrades more and more over time.  I’ve included a photo I took in 2014 of this one, so you can see just how far it degraded just sitting on a shelf between then and when I packed it up in 2020, at which point it was packed away, and only pulled out for the photos that ran with this review.  The “clean” shield from the Avengers release was the same, but we already knew about the issues, so I left that one packed away, so it’s the one seen in the accessories shot here.  Even so, it’s surface is completely cracked, so handling it anywhere but the very edges will cause it to flake just like the original.  The Avengers release at least got a spare shield with a different finish.  This one’s not so lucky.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

This was my seventh Hot Toys figure, I’m pretty sure?  I got him new, as a (ever so slightly late) Christmas present from my parents, back in 2011.  I really loved The First Avenger, and while I had some initial misgivings about the costume design, it grew on me, and I knew I needed to own the high-end version of this guy.  Little did I know at the time just *how many* high end versions of him I’d end up getting.  When he was new, he had some minor issues that I just sort of had to overlook.  As he’s gotten older, more issues have cropped up, and better Caps have come along, which has made him a rather unfortunate release.  But, I’m still happy I got him.  A year after his release, my brother got me a scale bike for him, and he looks pretty fantastic propped on that, with his shield on his back so you can’t see the flaking.  Ultimately, he’s a rough release for Hot Toys, but without him, we wouldn’t have all the others, and that’s pretty darn cool by me.

Incidentally, way back in 2014, I mapped out all of my “Monumental” reviews, and built Word documents for them, as was my way at the time.  While I’ve moved away from most of those old documents, Cap here was written in his, just for old time’s sake.

#3998: Cyclops – Gamerverse

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CYCLOPS — GAMERVERSE

SH FIGUARTS (BANDAI)

Two Marvel reviews?  In the same week?  Is that allowed?  Well, it’s my site, and I say yes, so that’s the definitive answer, I’m afraid.  Don’t worry, though, this one’s totally different….but also kind of the same.  While most of my Marvel reviews these days are ‘90s Toy Biz, I do occasionally break away for more unique releases.  And, while most of my Figuarts reviews are of Japanese properties, I do also break into their Marvel stuff from time to time, as well.  In the past year, Marvel’s been doing a push with “Gamerverse” a branding that encompasses all of their video game stuff.  It’s previously been more modern in focus, but last year Hasbro started getting into the ‘90s era fighting games, and now Bandai is following suit, kicking things off with objectively the best Marvel fighting game character, Cyclops!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Cyclops is the first figure in the “Gamerverse” sub-line of the Marvel portion of Bandai’s S.H. Figuarts line.  He started hitting overseas just before the end of last year, and shortly after the new year domestically.  The figure stands a little over 6 inches tall and he has 39 points of articulation.  While the Spider-Verse figures went larger on the loose 1/12 scale set-up of Figuarts, Cyclops is back to more usual slightly smaller than Legends scaling, which is more practical for the purposes of intermingling with Bandai’s earlier versions of some of the Capcom characters.  His articulation scheme is generally the more straight-forward approach we’ve gotten in the more recent Figuarts releases, so he generally feels less fiddly.  The only part that’s still a little more involved is the moving “shorts” at the tops of his hips, which can sometimes get stuck up or down during posing.  His sculpt is all-new to this figure. This version of Cyclops is meant to encompass his sprite designs from the earlier MvC games, for a full ‘90s feel, and the sculpt does its best to replicate that.  It’s a really clean sculpt, which definitely feels like a classic ‘90s Cyclops.  I hadn’t noticed before this figure that the Capcom Cyclops’s back design mimics the strap layout of the second Toy Biz figure, rather than the single-strap set-up of the comics and cartoon appearances.  It’s a rather specific element, and I like to see it kept here.  As has become common with Cyclops figures these days, this one includes multiple heads, three specifically.  He’s got calm, gritted teeth, and screaming.  Taking it even further, there are also three different necks, in standard, tilted back, and leaning forward, giving you a lot of options on what exactly he’s doing with his head.  All three heads have one hair piece to swap between them; it’s a good rendition of his game hair, and it sits well on all of the heads, with out falling out of place too easily.  Cyclops’s color work is a good match for the game sprite, which trended a little oranger on the yellow than other versions.  A lot of the coloring his molded here, bit there’s some really good accenting on the blue sections of his suit, as well as some very clean base work.  Cyclops is packed with five pairs of hands (in fists, flat, two different types of open gesture, and two fingers extended), and four different visors (standard, with energy trail, with small optic blast, and with large optic blast).  The hands offer a nice variety for posing purposes, and are fun as usual with these sorts of releases.  The different visors are great for showcasing his power set, though the larger optic blasts both have a tendency to fall out on their own.  As with some of the other fighting game figures, Cyclops includes a pair of cardboard backdrops, specifically showing off his huge optic blast attack from the games, as his name, simulating a fighting stage.  They’re a bit touch to keep standing, but a cool enough set-up for a rather low-cost extra.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

My knowledge of the existence of the Marvel fighting games owes a lot to my buying the old Toy Biz Cyclops vs M. Bison pack, because I just wanted a good ‘90s Cyclops figure.  I’m always game for a good figure of that look, and I’ve sure bought a lot of them over the years.  Did I need one more?  Well, maybe not need, but want for sure.  I knew I wanted this one as soon as he was shown off, so I jumped on the pre-order right away.  He’s got his minor issues, but boy is he just a really nice looking, very fun version of my favorite Cyclops look. 

#3996: G.W. Bridge

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G.W. BRIDGE

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Wherever there’s a private war being fought, or an Evil Mutant that needs to be captured, you’re sure to find G.W. Bridge, the special agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., America’s top secret, high tech security agency. This battle-scarred veteran is a weapons-master extraordinaire and has tracking abilities that put a bloodhound to shame. Everyone agrees that once G.W. Bridge is on an Evil Mutant’s trail, one thing is certain-that evil Mutant is as good as caught.”

Okay, so remember when I was talking about Kane a couple of weeks ago, specifically in regards to not really knowing a lot about the guy?  Well, we get to go down that path again, today, with GW Bridge.  Like Kane, he’s from Cable’s past, and he’s like, tough, in that sort of generic ‘90s way that people were tough.  He was also in SHIELD, so I guess that’s an additional thing he’s got going for him?  And, he was set-up to be such a big deal.  So, you know, here’s Mr. Big Deal himself.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

GW Bridge was released in the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Force line, and that was it.  He had no variations, no re-releases, and no follow-up figures, so he wasn’t even on Kane’s level in that regard.  He’s seen here in his “Six-Pack” era attire, which s certainly his most Liefeldian.  The figure stands just under 5 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  No elbow joints again, but he gets all the other standard movement.  He’s still pretty stiff, which was very common with these earlier figures.  His sculpt was new, and remained largely unique to him (though his head was re-used later for an unmasked Rhodey).  It’s pretty much the same quality as the other Series 1 X-Force figures, which is to say it’s rather soft in terms of details.  Also quite small given the ultimate direction of the line.  I think GW in particular seems sort of…uninspired?  He’s just kind of bland, and shallow, with his expression in particular seeming rather devoid of any sort of character.  Not even a Liefeld grimace.  His body sculpt is kind of awkward in terms of posing, and he’s also very difficult to keep standing. GW’s color work does its best to replicate his Christmas decorations-looking outfit, and generally does fine at that.  It’s prone to wear, as you can see from my copy, and there’s a fair bit of bleed over on the edges.  GW Bridge is packed with a “Rapid Fire Gun” accessory.  It’s an odd sort of rifle thing, which he can’t really hold very well.  There’s a switch on the side, which slides back and forth, in a sort of bolt-action motion, and there’s a clicking noise that accompanies.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I knew a little bit about GW Bridge as a kid, because I seem to recall him appearing as a SHIELD agent in something I read, and also the re-used head for that Rhodey figure.  I didn’t have a figure of him, though, because I can’t say he made much of a lasting impression.  He was pulled from the same bag of junk figures as Kane, and likewise given to me by Jason from All Time.  He didn’t have the gun, but that got re-used a few times, so I thankfully had a spare laying around.  Kane had some novelty, but GW rather lacks even that.  He’s just sort of unimpressive, and it’s kind of a shame he never got a better figure.

#3992: Shatterstar

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SHATTERSTAR

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“An alien warrior from another planet, Shatterstar’s whole body has been scientifically redesigned to make him the ultimate warrior! That means his reflexes are super-humanly fast, his endurance is unmatched and his ability in battle is overwhelming. Shatterstar can learn how to use any weapon, no matter how strange, in seconds. But his favorite weapons are his swords which can easily slice through even the toughest steel!”

How often do you get to write a review of a guy who’s his own grandpa?  Well, if you’re me, about once every year and a half, averaging it out.  Admittedly, that’s literally all Shatterstar and Longshot, who are locked in a time-travel-based cycle of father and son…or something.  Look, we’re not gonna deal with that, because today we’re jumping back to a time before all of that, when Shatterstar was just a guy with weird two bladed swords and no discernible backstory or motivation at all.  Oh yeah!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Shatterstar was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Force line.  It was his first figure, and one of three he got during Toy Biz’s run.  This one, unlike the later ones, was based on his original costume design, in all its inconsistent Liefeld-y goodness.  The figure stands just under 5 inches tall and he has 10 points of articulation.  His articulation is all the basics for the scale, and, unlike a number of the others in this first set, he even gets both elbow joints.  His sculpt was new, and remained unique to his release.  It’s on par with the other figures in the first series, which is to say it’s kind of an awkward sort of thing.  Details are kind of on the softer side, with his face in particular just sort of seeming like silly putty.  The build on him is skinnier than later figures, which is ultimately closer to Shatterstar’s usual build, especially under Liefeld, but he’s got an oddly small waist, and oddly large legs.  His stance is sort of stiff, and not really natural, and his feet are strangely positioned.  So, you know, the whole thing’s just rather awkward, is what I’m getting at.  It’s not really a shock this one never got re-used.  Shatterstar’s paint work is notably thick and shiny in its application, which makes him look especially fake and plastic, but…I mean, the color work is good, so there’s at least that.  Shatterstar is packed with a pair of his two bladed swords.  They’re both the same sculpt, which means the left sword’s blades angle the wrong way outwards.  That said, the sizing feels more accurate than the later ones, since they’re not too small, and the alternate coloring on the hilts is really nice.  Shatterstar has a “slashing” action feature; turning his waist swings both arms up and down in an alternating fashion.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Two-and-a-half decades ago, give or take, I was staying at my grandparents house, and found a random issue of X-Force (issue 6, I’m fairly certain), which my father had rescued from a donation bin while working at the library years prior.  It was my first exposure to the book, or Liefeld in general, and, being 8, I loved it.  Shatterstar was central to the issue, so my next trip to Cosmic Comix involved me getting this guy, because I thought he was cool.  He is absolutely not a great figure, but I loved him at the time, and it’s saddled me with this nostalgic twinge for Shatterstar ever since, which is, I guess, okay?  So, you know, I kinda love him, even if he’s not great. 

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0060: Thor

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THOR

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

When does a Flashback Friday Figure Addendum come a day late?  When it’s actually a Thor’s day!  …Get it?  Because, you know, it’s, Thor.  And Thursday’s his day?  Yep, I’ll just show myself out, then.  Actually, no I won’t, because it’s my site, so I kinda need to be here.  You guys are free to leave any time though, so, you know, just putting that out there.  Let’s look at Thor again!

“Thor, the legendary Norse God of Thunder, is the most powerful Marvel Super Hero. With his amazing hammer, Mjolnir, Thor can fly, smash through any obstacle and create and control the mightiest storms – even tornadoes and hurricanes. Though Thor’s home is Asgard, where all the Norse gods live, Thor spends most of his time on Earth with his friends Iron Man and Captain America helping them fight the forces of evil and injustice that threaten the world.”

Happy Thorsday everyone! …She already did this bit earlier, didn’t she? *sigh* This is what I get for letting other people write for the site. Well, there goes my intro. Anyway, I’m also looking at a Thor figure today, but I’m looking at the original, Odinson variety of Thor. This one hails from the ‘90s, which was actually a pretty barren time for Thor figures, believe it or not. There were only three figures of him in the space of the decade, and today I look at the first of those three.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Thor was released in the second series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line, alongside fellow Avenger and previous subject of review Iron Man. The figure stands about 5 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation. He’s ostensibly based on Thor’s classic design, though he’s a bit removed from how he usually looks. See how he doesn’t have a cape? There’s no missing piece there; he just never had a cape. They left it out, for whatever reason. Your guess is as good as mine. Maybe they were actually basing him on Thor from Adventures in Babysitting? I mean, he doesn’t look *unlike* Vincent D’Onofrio. Maybe I’m onto something here. Thor’s sculpt was unique to him, and follows the style seen with the likes of Cap, Iron Man, and Silver Surfer. There’s a definite Super Powers sort of aesthetic, albeit a slightly dumbed down version. It’s not quite as strong a sculpt as Series 1’s Captain America (which is probably my favorite in the line), but it’s certainly an improvement over the really goofy Iron Man sculpt. Still, he’s kind of oddly proportioned, and the hair just sort of looks weird suddenly stopping the way it does. Thor’s paintwork follows the sculpt in its strange lack of cohesion to his usual design. Instead of the usual black for the tunic, this guy’s got the same blue used on his pants. It makes for a slightly less bold look, and means he looks a little blander than usual. It probably that doesn’t help that the little chest circles are light blue instead of silver, and the helmet is just a straight white. The paint definitely seams a bit lax on this guy. Thor was originally packed with his hammer Mjolnir, which mine is missing. He also has a hammer swinging action feature built into his right arm.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Marvel Super Heroes Series 2 was pretty much entirely gone from retail when I started collecting, so I went quite a while without a Thor (all I had was the rather lackluster Marvel Masterpiece boxed set version). I ended up getting this guy over the summer, via Yesterday’s Fun. He’s okay, I guess. Not anything amazing, but he fits well enough with the rest of the set of Marvel Super Heroes Avengers.

This review originally ran second on the day it was published, following a guest review by my late wife Jess, who had reviewed the Marvel Legends Jane Foster Thor, and had, appropriately, stolen my thunder on the opening joke.  We’d actually deliberately planned it out that way, because we liked being silly in the public view.  That was quite a bit of fun.

I think my actual review on this guy was generally solid.  He’s got some issues that hold him back from being great, but in the larger context of Marvel Super Heroes, he works well enough.  What I was missing at the time were his accessories.  I called out the missing hammer, but neglected to mention that he also included a lightning bolt piece.  I have subsequently located replacements for mine, and along the way also determined that there were actually two lengths of hammer for this figure, one long, and one short.  There also exist two different molds of this release, one with a button for his hammer throwing feature, and one without.  Now I have both.  Hurrah.

#3988: Kane

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KANE

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Evil Mutants watch out! The long arm of justice now has a name: Kane, the mutant with the “rocket-powered” hand! Few people know his past, and those that do keep quiet about it-if they know what’s good for them! Kane’s an expert tracker, and can master even the most complex weapons system in minutes. But his flying hand with its vise-like grip is his favorite weapon-and the one his enemies fear the most.”

Hey, here we are, back with more X-Force!  It’s a thing that I am most certainly an expert on, just through and through, because I know so very much about all the X-Force stuff.  Take for instance, Kane.  He’s…a guy named “Kane.”  Umm….evil mutants watch out?  Long arm of justice?  Expert tracker?  Kane?

Okay, joking aside, I know a little bit about Kane, who was introduced early in the X-Force run as a guy from Cable’s past back before they’d really nailed down what exactly that past might be.  He’s a member of Cable’s first team, “Six Pack” (yes, really), and he, like all the good mystery men from X-Men characters’ pasts is a cyborg.  He didn’t really take off the same way as others from the early days, but he got two figures before he faded into relative obscurity.  Here’s the first of those!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Kane was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Force line that they spun out of their X-Men line.  He was subject to no fewer than four paint variations, concerning the color of his hair and the strap on his leg, and exactly how they were combined, but the sculpt remained the same all the way through.  The version seen here is the most common of the four, by virtue of being released on two separate card backs.  The figure stands a little under 5 inches tall (the early X-Force offerings ran a little bit small) and he has 8 points of articulation.  One of those joints is wrist movement on his left arm, which is actually just incidental movement, brought about by his “Snap Back Living Hand!” feature.  His hand is attached to a string that’s on a spring mechanism; you can pull it out, and then pushing the lever on his back snaps it back into place.  It’s an inoffensive gimmick, and it’s not a bad take on his “rocket-powered” hand.  It does mean you and spin his wrist, though, so there’s that.  His sculpt is rather common of these early figures.  It’s not crazy detailed, and, especially compared to Liefeld’s line-heavy illustrations, looks rather basic and simple.  Kane’s face looks almost child-like, and his proportions are thin and stretched out.  His costume details are at least pretty consistent with the ones seen in the book, as ridiculous a costume design as this may be.   His paint work is basic, but fine.  It was the source of the variations, with the one seen here sporting black hair and a red band on his leg.  There were also samples with grey hair, as well as those with blue straps, and corresponding mixes of the hair and strap colors.  Kane was packed with  a blaster/gun thing, which he can hold in his right hand.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

While I know a bit more now, I knew very little of Kane as a kid.  He’s in X-Men: The Animated Series, but it’s a different design, and he’s never named, so I didn’t connect it.  Mostly, I just remember that he was on the back of the boxes, and I never knew who he was, and then he didn’t really reappear after that.  So, I never got his figures.  At least, until I decided to get all of the Toy Biz Marvel stuff, so then I needed to.  I got this guy loose, given to me by Jason from All Time when I fished him out of a plastic bag of mostly junk that got traded into All Time back in, gosh, probably 2019?  He didn’t have his gun, but I came across that in one of the bags of spare Toy Biz parts I’ve accumulated over the years.  He’s not the most impressive figure, and he’s not the most impressive character, but there’s a certain bit of novelty to him, for sure.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0059: Ahab

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AHAB

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

It’s Friday, which around here is my own day of personal reflection…well, within the context of the site, at the very least.  You know, in that sort of Flashback Friday Figure Addendum sort of way.  I’m jumping once more back into the world of old Toy Biz Marvel reviews, with Ahab!

“A houndmaster from a future timeline in which mutants are hunted down and destroyed, Ahab has time-traveled to the present to continue his mission of eliminating dangerous mutants. Employing advanced Sentinel technology in his powerful cyborg body, Ahab ruthlessly enslaves those mutants he does not kill, transforming them into telepathic hounds which he uses to track down others of their kind. Only the combined powers of the X-Men, X-Factor, the New Mutants and the Fantastic Four were able to put a stop to Ahab’s murderous rampage through our time in the past. Should he reappear, who knows what havoc he might wreak!”

You know how sometimes there’s bad figures of good characters? Or, on the flip side, good figures of bad characters? Today represents neither of those things. Today, I look at what might be one of the very worst figures ever released in Toy Biz’s 5-inch X-Men line. He’s a little figure by the name of Ahab. Let’s just get straight to it, shall we?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Ahab was released in Series 5 of X-Men. In a series populated by fan-favorites, he’s…well, he’s not. He’s an odd choice for the set, and the line in general really. I mean, I guess he was involved in some semi-important stories in the comics. But, given that one of the characters completely absent from Toy Biz’s entire run was Rachel Summers, who’s sort of the only reason Ahab matters at all, he feels out of place. Maybe there’s a big Ahab fanbase out there or something. I don’t know. Anyway, the figure stands a little over 5 inches tall and he has 6 points of articulation. For reasons I’m not entirely sure of, he lacks neck and elbow movement, which makes for a very stiff figure. Already not the greatest start. Ahab has what has to be one of the clunkiest sculpts of any figure in this line. I genuinely don’t know how they managed to mess him up this bad. I mean, he’s hardly got the greatest design in the comics, but it’s better than this, to be sure. Everything about this figure is blocky, stiff, and inorganic. That’s fine for the blocky, stiff, and inorganic parts, but not so much for the parts that aren’t those things. His head is particularly bad, given it’s incredibly thin, tall look, and complete lack of neck. He’s got this sort of cyborg-zombie-Abraham-Lincoln thing going on, and the sculpt doesn’t seem to be able to decide what’s his hair and what’s his headgear. They just sort of meld together. He’s also got this look on his face like he just crapped his pants. Which, in a gross way, leads me to my next complaint: his legs. Or, more specifically, his hips, which are oddly shaped, not particularly accurate to his comics design, and start a considerable distance after his torso ends. Ahab’s paintwork is decent enough for what it is. It’s pretty basic, and far from the most appealing color scheme. Burnt sienna and lavender isn’t exactly an imposing combo. Also, we get the same issues the sculpt had with the hair/headgear changeover, which just sort of…happens. The figure was originally packed with a missile launcher and three “harpoons,” which I don’t have.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

So, if I hate this guy so much, why do I own him? Is he another gift from a confused family member? Nope, he’s actually a pretty recent acquisition. In the last few months, I’ve decided to try and complete my ‘90s X-Men collection. That meant I was gonna have to get this guy eventually. I found this one at Yesterday’s Fun for $1, which is really about the cap of how much I’m willing to pay for him. He’s an awful figure. Just awful. But, I like to look at the positives: the collection only improves from here! 

Okay, so, for the second time since I started doing these, I find myself honestly not liking a review I wrote.  It’s odd for it to be one so late in the run, after I’d established the style more, but…yeah, I just feel like this one seemed a bit mean spirited.  Looking at the publication date, it went up the day after my birthday in 2017, and, well, I was going through some stuff at the time, which I think may have impacted my writing a little bit.  It’s not to say that I think I was wrong about Ahab being a less than stellar figure.  That he most certainly is.  Worst in the Toy Biz run?  Eh, I don’t know if I can really stand by that.  He’s not super fun, and I think I made a good point that it’s odd they made him and no Rachel Summers to go along, given he mostly exists as a foil to her.  Worst though?  Seems a bit hyperbolic.

In 2017, I was still content to have a bunch of incomplete figures in my collection, and I’m less about that now, so this summer I actually bought a second Ahab (I know, crazy) so that I could get the missile launcher and harpoons.  They, like the figure, aren’t great, and are even worse in the sense of how they interact with him, which is not very well.  But, at least he’s complete.  And, he’s the only Ahab figure out there, so he’s at least got some novelty?  I don’t know, I’m trying to be nice!

#3984: Deadpool

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DEADPOOL

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Deadpool is a mercenary and one of the world’s most dangerous assassins. What makes Deadpool so dangerous is not his super-silent tracking ability or his assassin’s arsenal of incredible weapons, it’s his ability to paralyze his victims with fear. He enjoys doing that so much that sometimes he lets his victim go. A panic-stricken live victim, he reasons, does wonders for his reputation.”

Can you believe there was a time in the Marvel universe before Deadpool?  That seems crazy, doesn’t it?  Would you also believe that when he *did* finally appear, it was literal years before he was even remotely close to the character that everyone knows him as now? The bio for his very first action figure, shown up top there, really cements that, referring to him as “super-silent” and having the “ability to paralyze his victims with fear.”  Not really the slap-sticky, fourth wall-breaking meme guy we have these days, huh?  Well, let’s just fully commit to this back to the beginning approach for Deadpool and take a look at his very first action figure, shall we?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Deadpool was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Force line, which spun out of their main X-Men line during its second year.  While the book was still relatively new, they had already started to identify its break out characters, hence the early presence of Deadpool, despite him at that time just being a recurring character, not affiliated with the team.  The figure stands just under 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Not a bad set-up in terms of movement.  It’s all basic stuff, but it’s pretty clear in its range, and he’s fairly sturdy on his feet.  He was a unique sculpt, which wound up re-used for a couple of repaints over the years, but only ever for Deadpool.  It’s based on his earliest appearances, although, like Cable, it’s been kind of cleaned up from Liefeld’s usual inconsistencies.  Deadpool was still being shown as very svelte in is early appearances, and this sculpt follows that lead.  He’s generally light on detailing, but gets his pouches and straps, albeit with a slightly softer detailing to them than later offerings.  He’s got a dagger permanently attached to his left hand, which is spring-loaded, so he can more convincingly look like he’s stabbing someone, I guess?  Deadpool’s color work is fairly basic, but generally well in line with his comics look at the time.  Interestingly, while the circles around his eyes are black, the rest of the costume’s accenting is done with a very dark grey, which makes for a neat bit of visual pop.  There was an FAO Schwarz-exclusive variant (pictured at the end) which just made it all black, which is *fine* but feels a bit more lacking, as well as a KB Toys re-release that adds in some silver elements on the pouches.  Whatever the release, Deadpool is packed with a pair of grey swords.  They’re able to be put in the sheaths…in a manner of speaking; they’re actually just going through his shoulders into the hollow portion of the torso, and they still end up being kind of comedically small to make it work.  It does look pretty cool when they’re in place, though.  It’s amusing that they’re both removable, though, since only one of his hands is able to hold one.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

This was not my first Deadpool (that was the unmasked one from later), but I do recall wanting to track one down rather early on in my collecting.  I found a loose on some time in the very early ‘00s, which I assumed was the original, but would only later find out was actually the rarer FAO version, necessitating that I get a proper Series 1 release many years later when it got traded into All Time.  I’m a real sucker for this mold, no matter which paint scheme it’s sporting.  Something about it just really works for my collecting sensibilities, and it’s all I really want out of a Deadpool.  He’s basic, but he really just works.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0058: Spider-Woman

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SPIDER-WOMAN

SPIDER-MAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES (TOY BIZ)

Hey, look it’s the first Friday of the new year!  No it isn’t, but it is for the purposes of the site, so there!  Did we really miss out on anything from that actual first Friday, anyway?  I don’t think so, and I was there, so trust me.  It’s a new year and a new start, so it’s a perfect time for me to continue to do exactly the same thing I was doing on Fridays at the end of last year, and look back at my old Toy Biz reviews.  Yaaaaaaaay.  Here’s Spider-Woman….again.

“Once an illegal operative, Jessica Drew left the group called Hydra to fight crime as the original Spider-Woman! With the ability to climb walls and emit bio-electric spider-blasts, Spider-Woman put many super-villains behind bars. Eventually giving up her identity as Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew now fights crime as a private investigator!”

When does a spin-off character have nothing to do with the original? When they’re Spider-Woman, of course. The first Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew, was introduced in 1977 as little more than a way of preventing Filmation from putting out a cartoon with their own Spider-Woman. She had a similar power set to everyone’s favorite wall-crawler, but there the similarities ended. The two characters wouldn’t even meet for quite a long time after her creation. Which makes the fact that her very first figure came from a Spider-Man toyline all the more amusing.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Spider-Woman was released in Series 7 of Toy Biz’s Spider-Man: The Animated Series tie-in toyline. She wasn’t based on a cartoon appearance (likely to avoid viewer confusion; her successor, Julia Carpenter, was a regular on the Iron Man cartoon at the same time). In fact, Series 7 was right about the time that the series stopped focussing on following the cartoon, so Spider-Woman was not the only non-show figure in the series. The figure stands about 5 inches tall and she has 8 points of articulation. Jessica’s sculpt is a reworking of the Julia Carpenter Spider-Woman from Series 1 of the Iron Man line. This would be the first time they’d share a sculpt, but far from the last. Given the similarities in design, it’s a rather practical way of getting an extra use out of the molds, I suppose. She’s been tweaked to add in elbow joints and also to remove Spider-Woman II’s action feature. Sadly, they didn’t go as far as to add back in the neck movement lost due to the action feature, but that would have been a more hefty re-working, I suppose. The sculpt is a pretty decent one overall. The proportions are fairly balanced, and pretty decent for the time. The hair has a pretty nice sculpt, and sits nicely, and the face isn’t too terrible. The one main drag with this sculpt is just how stiff it is. She doesn’t really look natural in any pose. It’s largely to do with the arms, or more specifically, the hands. She’s got this karate chop thing going on, and it just looks rather out of place. The paint is really the key part of this figure, and it’s pretty decent. The colors match well with her comics counterpart, and the work is generally on the clean side. Some of the black lines are a little fuzzy, but it’s not terrible. In terms of accessories, Jessica was about on par with most of the other figures of this time, which means she has a bunch of random stuff that doesn’t amount to much of anything. There was like a shield and a weird gun-thing I think? Mine has neither piece, and that’s just fine.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Spider-Woman wasn’t one of my childhood figures. My dad had one, but I didn’t, largely due to not being overly familiar with Jessica Drew. I’ve since picked up some knowledge and appreciation for the character, so I’ve been on the look out for this figure. I found her at Yesterday’s Fun last week, but ultimately put her (and a few others) back in favor a few other things. My Dad apparently took note of this, and presented me with the whole lot the next day. He’s nice like that. She’s a decent enough figure, I suppose. Nothing amazing, but certainly entertaining. 

That’s a summer 2017 review, so things are pretty much the shape they’ve been for a while in terms of my approach.  I wrote what I wrote, and I think it’s pretty on point.  2017 was, in retrospect, a pretty good year for me in terms of Toy Biz pulls, so that was pretty nice, given it was otherwise a kind of rough one for me.  What I was missing when I wrote the original review *nine* years ago, were Spider-Woman’s accessories, which I did note at the time were “a bunch of random stuff.”  Well, I got the random stuff.  She’s got a big gun and a shield.  Can’t actually hold either of them on account of her karate chop hands, but they, like, slide on them?  They’re very silly, and she’s better without them, but they do at least make me laugh.

#3980: Cable

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CABLE

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Cable is the touch, no-nonsense leader of X-Force. A half-man, half-machine cyborg, Cable uses his bio-mechanical eye, arm and leg to see and do things impossible for anyone else-including other mutants. When the fighting gets tough, Cable knows from bitter experience, only two things can save X-Force-teamwork, and his own high-tech weaponry!”

Welcome everyone to a brand new year here at The Figure in Question!  I’m back and refreshed from my Christmas break…well, I’m back from my Christmas break, at the very least.

Waaaaaaaaaay back last year (or, you know, like, three weeks ago), a faithful reader brought up to me that, for all my Toy Biz Marvel reviews, somehow I hadn’t reviewed a single Cable figure from their run.  Which is, quite frankly, insane, because they made, like, a lot of  Cable figures.  So, the first thing I’m doing in my return to Toy Biz for the new year is fix this glaring Cable-shaped hole in my Toy Biz reviewing, and take a look at their first go at the guy.  Here he is!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Cable was released in the very first series of Toy Biz’s X-Force line, which spun out of their X-Men line during its second year.  As the central character in the comics, obviously Cable needed a spot in the debut line-up.  This would also wind up as his very first action figure, and a pretty quick turn around for a guy who’d only shown in the comics two years prior.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  His articulation scheme is…well, they were sort of working out the basics here, and he hits *fairly* close, but for whatever reason, his left shoulder is a hinge that just goes outward, rather than offering any forward and back.  It’s an odd set-up, but there it is.  He was an all-new sculpt, based on his more solidified look from X-Force proper, albeit as solidified as any of Liefeld’s designs ever really got.  The X-Force line wound up advancing in technical sculpting at a quicker pace than X-Man, but this first round was still definitely more like the Marvel Super Heroes and earlier X-Men than anything Toy Biz did later.  This Cable is definitely a little thinner, stretched out, and softer on the details than later figures would be.  Given Liefeld’s love of crosshatching, he feels downright squeaky clean.  His color work is kind of the same vibe as the sculpt, being quite clean, and broad, and sort of going soft on a lot of the details.  It does what it needs to generally, though.  There were two variations to the paint.  Originally, the boots and leg straps were a lighter grey, and his yellow eye glowed in the dark, but later versions darkened the boots and leg straps, and dropped the gimmick on the eye.  Neither is all that notable on its own, but rather is more evident if you happen to have the both right in front of you.  Both versions included the same very large gun, which can be held in the left hand, and has a rotating barrel that makes a clicking sound when you spin it.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

By the time I got into collecting, this version of Cable was long gone from shelves, so I didn’t have this one as a kid.  The initial release somehow found its way into my collection over the years…twice.  Like, I don’t even know how.  I don’t remember buying him either time, but I wound up with two of them, so, you know, that’s fun, I guess.  I wound up getting the color variant through some good old fashioned bartering.  My granddad hoarded all sorts of old tech in his basement, and a guy wanted to take some of it for cosplay and set building, so he traded me, amongst other things, two Toy Biz figures, which happened to include the Cable variant, which I didn’t already have.  This figure’s goofy for sure.  Definitely not Toy Biz’s strongest take on the guy, which is kind of a shame, since it’s sort of his most distinctive look.  He does have a certain charm to him, so I’ll give him that.