#4040: Green Goblin

GREEN GOBLIN

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“Green Goblin is one of Spider-Man’s oldest and deadliest enemies. With his jet-powered Goblin Glider, mayhem-making pumpkin bombs and his terrifying cackling laugh, Green Goblin spreads doom, destruction and panic wherever he lies. When it comes to making Spider-Man’s life miserable, nobody does it better than Green Goblin. What makes him so terrifying and so hard to capture is the fact that there’s no rhyme or reason to Green Goblin’s crime sprees. No one, not even Spider-Man, can predict what he’ll do next!”

Last week, I discussed the rotating “nemesis” duties of Doc Ock and Green Goblin.  With Norman Osborn dead for almost 20 years by that point (and still a couple of years off from a resurrection as well), and Harry mostly retired from the role, Goblin was rather out of the spotlight when Toy Biz launched their Marvel lines in the ‘90s, hence Doc Ock serving as Spidey’s main antagonist in the debut assortment.  Even in death/retirement, you can’t totally ignore Green Goblin, though, so he made his way into the next assortment, with a figure I’m looking at today!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Green Goblin was released in Series 2 of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line, which hit in 1991.  This was Goblin’s fourth time in proper figure form (following his 8-inch Mego, as well as the Comic Action and Pocket Heroes figures at the smaller scale), and the first of a handful he’d get during Toy Biz’s run.  He’s in his classic attire, because at this point, there wasn’t much variation at all for the character, even across three different people occupying the mantle.  As such, it could really be Norman, Harry, or even, if you’re feeling especially obscure, Bart Hamilton.  Because somebody needs to show poor Bart some love.  The figure stands just shy of 5 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation.  On the movement front, it’s worth noting that his right shoulder’s a bit restricted by his action feature, which allows him to throw his pumpkin bomb.  You can still get it to hold poses with some doing, but it’s a little more work.  Goblin’s sculpt was totally new to him, and would remain unique to this figure….which is probably for the best.  It’s a wonky sculpt, for sure.  It’s playing more into the cartoony and exaggerated side of the character, and it ultimately trades all of the potential menace for looking weird.  He just ultimately looks goofy.   I do like the texturing on the scales for his arms and legs (though personally I do find them to end up looking a bit busy when compared to the figure from the Animated Series tie-in), but his proportions are super weird, with a very narrow (and high) waist, very wide hips, and arms that are different lengths.  His right hand is contorted into some sort of odd flipper thing, meant to hold the pumpkin bomb, but it doesn’t quite work out very practically.  There are two variations on this sculpt, in a similar fashion to Thor, with or without a lever to launch the arm action.  Mine is the one without, which looks a bit nicer.  His color work is perfectly fine.  Nothing particularly crazy, but he does all the things he’s supposed to, and the application is mostly alright, apart from some slight slop around some of the edges.  Goblin is packed with his glider and a pumpkin bomb.  They’re both nice enough pieces, but he can’t very easy hold the bomb, and there’s not really a way to balance him on the glider without it falling over.  But, for just playing around, it’s not bad.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

The only Green Goblin in my collection in the ‘90s was the Famous Covers one, which is honestly one of that line’s stand-out pieces.  I eventually got a 5-inch Goblin early in the ‘00s, courtesy of a sale at a comic store, but that was the Animated Series one.  That one’s honestly pretty fantastic, and I had no real need to track down this one until I got more into properly completing the run.  This one’s rather new to me, as I got him late last year in a larger batch of early-run Toy Biz figures.  He’s not great, but also, I think he’s got more quirks to him than last week’s Doc Ock, so I ultimately enjoy him a bit more.  The Animated one is still the definitive take, but this one’s an interesting stepping stone to better things.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0072: Beast

BEAST

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

Hey, we made it to Friday again!  Alright!  I’m so proud of us!  We just keep making it happen!  Yay!  …Look, I hope no one finds the Friday pep-talks too off-putting.  I figure we could all use a bit of a regular pick-me-up these days.  I certainly can.  Today’s pick-me-up comes in the form of a guy who certainly possesses the strength to actually pick me up, because it’s Hank McCoy, aka The Beast!

“Blue-furred and boisterous, the Beast’s monstrous exterior conceals the fact that he possesses the mind of an articulate, well-read genius! Ever ready to answer the call should either man or mutant be in peril, the Beast employs both his dexterous digits and his scientific skills as a member of the X-Men.”

The ’90s X-Men line-up was a pretty sizeable, even just going by the cartoon’s more paired down version of the cast, which for a burgeoning toy line can be a slightly daunting prospect. It took several assortments to make their way through the main cast. Founding member Beast was a later addition, though certainly not the latest. I’m taking a look at that figure today.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Beast was released in Series 6 of the Toy Biz X-Men line. Aside from the cartoon-creation Morph, he was the only X-Man proper in the line-up. The same figure would subsequently be re-issued as part of the “Classics” line-up which put out all of the main cartoon cast in one assortment, and then again as part of the Marvel Universe line. The three figures are essentially identical, and it’s worth noting that my figure comes from the “Classics” release. This figure’s sculpt would also serve as the inspiration for both the 10-inch and Steel Mutants figures. The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 11 points of articulation…in theory. In reality, it’s more like 7, because his action feature makes the joints at the knees and ankles effectively useless. Said action feature is dubbed “Mutant Flipping Power” and means that there are springs in his knee and ankle joints, which are supposed to allow him to flip. In my experience, it was never a very reliable feature and just made it rather hard to keep the figure standing. Tied into the feature was this weird switch thing on the figure’s back, for which I’ve never figured out the purpose. His sculpt definitely follows that early ’90s look for the character, at his most bulked up and monstrous. Nevertheless, he’s still got that sophisticated Henry McCoy expression on his face, as if he’s contemplating the moral quandaries of his current heroic endeavor. The rest of the sculpt is surprisingly smooth for such a hairy guy, especially when compared to other, similarly textured characters from this and surrounding series. I can only guess they were going for more of a stylistic thing on Hank. The figure’s pretty light on the paint front, with most of him being just molded in a light blue. There’s a bit of paint for his shorts and belt, as well as his eyes and teeth. For whatever reason, his eyes are solid yellow; he’s gone back and forth between having pupils and pure white eyes, but the yellow’s more of a Nightcrawler thing usually. Beast was packed with a suction cup-sporting bar to hang from, which was cool enough, though the suction cup long ago fell off of mine.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I don’t actually recall much about getting this figure. I think he was one of those “my Dad got one and then I also wanted one” figures. I certainly would have wanted him for the purposes of filling out my X-Men line-up. He’s an okay figure. The action feature gets in the way here more than on most Toy Biz figures, which can be annoying, but his sculpt’s fairly decent, and he definitely fit with that toon aesthetic. 

I reviewed this one at the tail end of 2019, and it’s another one of those ones kind of lost to the blur of that period of time, so I remember very little about actually writing it.  Seems like I generally did alright by him.  Since writing this review, looking at card backs for the figure reveals that the weird flippy thing on his back is *supposed* to aid in his whole back-flip ability.  It doesn’t, but it’s supposed to.  At the time of review, I had *most* of my figure’s primary accessory, his bar with attached suction cup, but it was missing the suction cup, which felt important, so I found a replacement.  The Classics re-release (which was the one I had) also gave him GW Bridge’s machine gun for…reasons. Also, the back of the box showed him with Apocalypse’s staff, and the packaged images I’ve found online don’t have it, but I’ve got way too many Apocalypse staffs in my possession to have come from my Apocalypse, and I do recall my Beast including one, so I’m leaning towards maybe there was a running change?  Or, perhaps I’m just crazy.  Maybe I’ve just been unknowingly stealing other people’s Apocalypse staffs this whole time.  Wouldn’t be the weirdest thing I’ve done.

#4036: Dr. Octopus

DR. OCTOPUS

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“Mankind beware! Dr. Octopus is an evil scientist who will stop at nothing in order to become the ultimate crime lord! With his suction-cupped tentacles, Dr. Octopus can climb almost any smooth surface. And with his two-grasping tentacles, he can lock onto any object with a merciless, unbreakable grip of steal!”

Throughout Spider-Man’s history, Dr. Octopus and Green Goblin have spent quite a bit of time circling each other as Spidey’s primary nemesis.  In the ‘70s, when Mego offered up the first proper figures of Spider-Man and his associated rogues, it was Goblin who got the nod, but by the ‘80s Secret Wars line, Goblin was dead, so Ock made his figure debut.  Since Goblin was still dead in 1990, when Toy Biz took over the license, it was Ock who once more got the nod as Spidey’s first antagonist in Marvel Super Heroes.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Dr. Octopus was released as part of the first series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line in 1990.  This was Doc Ock’s second figure, and first under Toy Biz’s tenure.  He’s sporting Ock’s classic costume from the ‘70s into the ‘80s, which disappeared from the comics the same year this figure was released.  It was the only time Toy Biz released this look during their 5-inch run.  The figure stands just under 4 1/2 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation, as well as four bendy arms for the tentacles.  Ock’s sculpt was all-new, and unique to him.  It’s in the same general style as the other early line figures, taking a bit from Toy Biz’s DC Super Heroes line and its Super Powers influence.  It’s…not one of the strong sculpts from the early run.  His body shape is just sort of odd; Ock is usually depicted as a little on the heftier side, but here he’s just weirdly shaped, not like an actual person.  His arms are very long, his shoulders are very narrow, and his hips are very wide.  Also, he appears to have boobs?  The head is rather large, and it’s ugly, but not really in the way that Doc Ock is usually ugly.  He just looks really malformed.  The tentacles are at least a bit better.  It’s hard to screw up the basic banded metal look, and they didn’t, so good for them.  The front two have pincers for gripping, and the back two have suction cups.  They can’t hold him aloft, but they can aid in keeping him standing, which is honestly pretty nice.  Ock’s paint work is basic, and not anything crazy.  The hair is red, which seems wrong, and coverage is spotty in a few places, but it generally gets the job done.  Ock doesn’t get any accessories, but with the tentacles, he feels like a pretty equivalent value to the other figures in the line.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As a kid, I found myself between releases of Doc Ock, having missed this one and the initial cartoon release.  I never really had any particular attachment to the character, at least until Spider-Man 2 came along, so the figure from that line would have been my first Doc Ock.  I got this one about five or six years ago, when he got traded into work with a bundle of other Marvel Super Heroes figures.  He’s not great, if I’m honest.  A lot of these earlier Toy Biz figures have a certain charm, but Ock’s not one of them.  The tentacles are cool, but the figure attached to them is *rough.*

#4034: The Avengers

CAPTAIN AMERICA, IRON MAN, THOR, & HULK

WORLD’S GREATEST SUPER HEROES (MEGO)

In 2018, Mego, the company that put licensed action figures on the map back in the ‘70s, returned from an almost four decade hiatus, to a rather different toy landscape, in terms of licensing.  Though they pioneered super hero toys in the ‘70s, the licensing for both DC and Marvel has been more locked up since they left the market.  Slowly, but surely, in their eight years back on the market, Mego has picked up some of their old licenses, first DC, and, with a lot of special work arounds, Marvel. Back in November, I finally got a chance to look at the first two Marvel sets, a little while after their initial drops.  Now, I get to look at the latest set while it’s more or less still new!

THE FIGURES THEMSELVES

Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk make up the third Marvel set in the revived World’s Greatest Super Heroes line.  As with the prior two sets, these are exclusive to Disney, going up for order through their online store, as well as showing up in the parks and auxiliary locations (like Disney Springs) at the end of last month.  All four figures are packed in their own reproduction box, alongside a coin modeled after the ones available through Marvel’s in-house ads in the ‘70s.  This one’s a bit more anachronistic, though, showing the four characters included in the set with “THE AVENGERS” written along the side, which is a branding that didn’t *actually* include Hulk until shortly before the movie in the late ‘00s.  Like the FF set, all four figures included here are reproductions of original run figures, with no new characters like the Electro from the Spidey set.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

First up in this set, the figure I’ve kind of already reviewed…a little…sort of.  Cap was one of the figures re-done during Diamond’s short-lived attempt at reviving the Mego style for Marvel.  That set included a replica of the original figure and his box, alongside the updated parts, while this one is more direct.  The box is a little closer this time, notably with a window that better fits to the included figure than Diamond’s, but it’s still been slightly adjusted to add the three other figures from this set.  It’s amusing to see them change the sides, given that Spidey had a more authentic recreation, showing Cap on the sides, rather than the other figures he was included with.  Perhaps they wanted to be more properly on-brand this time?  Ultimately, it’s just a box, so I won’t sweat it too much.  The figure stands 8 inches tall and he has 26 points of articulation.  As with the prior sets, Cap moves over to the updated bandless construction body, which has become the new standard.  It’s generally more posable (aside from the bend on the knees), and generally more sturdy (again, aside from the knees).  Cap gets a replica of his original head sculpt, which is a better recreation than the DST version, which was a little squished and narrow.  This one remains more accurate to the original, which, as goofy as it may be, remains perhaps my favorite of the Mego sculpts.  Cap gets a replica of his original outfit, with his jumpsuit and plastic boots.  The boots are closer to the material of the originals, and the jumpsuit’s star is closer to the original, than we saw on the DST release, being a decal, rather than the sort of haphazardly affixed piece of pleather.  The original star fell off a lot, so hopefully this one stays in place a bit better.  Cap is packed with his shield, which is a recast of the original, right down to the creased decal.  Once again, it’s a bit better than the DST release, with a slightly cleaner and smoother application of the decal, closer to his vintage counterpart.

IRON MAN

Certainly one of the more impressive of the original Marvel run, the vintage Mego Iron Man is largely remembered for being one of the very few toy examples of Tony’s short-lived “nosed” armor, supposedly brought into existence when Stan Lee joked about how tightly artists were molding the armor to Tony’s face, and said they might as well show his nose.  It’s so short-lived and overlooked that for years more casual fans assumed the Mego figure’s nose was a mistake, or perhaps even evidence that he was originally meant to be a Dr. Doom to go with the FF.  Iron Man is based on the same updated body as Cap, now sporting the aforementioned schnoz-bearing head sculpt from the original.  Obscurity of the look aside, it’s not a bad sculpt at all, and it’s certainly clean and distinctive.  His outfit’s more involved than Cap’s, and more accurate to the source material.  There’s more stitching and piping, so it looks a fair bit like his comics armor.  He gets plastic boots, gloves, a belt, and his little uni-beam “button.”  The belt’s a softer material, and doesn’t quite fit the waist on the newer body style, but overall looks alight, as do the other plastic parts.  If there’s one downside to this figure, it’s the paint; something about the eyes on this updated release makes them look far more dead and lifeless than the original.  

THOR

Thor’s original figure was nothing if not involved.  He got a lot of new pieces, showing the genuine improvements that Mego brought to the Marvel line as in continued.  This figure makes use of all of them, bringing his unique head, complete with its rooted hair, to the updated body.  I do find the rooting on this release to be somewhat funny, since it leaves quite a noticeable bald spot on the top, but that also means his helmet sits a little more securely, so it’s an okay trade-off.  The actual head’s not a bad one; not sure it screams Thor to me personally, but it’s got some character.  His outfit has a lot of different parts, with a multi-piece jumpsuit with attached cape and vinyl “circles” on the front, a pair of cloth wrist bands, a pair of rubber boots, and a chromed plastic helmet.  It all assembles into a nice rendition of Thor’s classic look, with a lot of vibrant colors, and almost no exempted details.  Also included was Thor’s Hammer, Mjolnir, which is using the solid head construction of the vintage releases.  It’s got small indents on the handle to allow him to better hold it one-handed, and is generally just pretty cool looking.

HULK

The most distinctive of the four included here in terms of core construction is Hulk, just like his vintage counterpart.  He’s using the updated bulked up body, introduced with The Thing in the last set, making him a 1/4-inch shorter than the other three, just like in the vintage run.  Like his original, he has his own, not rocky hands, as well as his unique head sculpt.  The body is more visible here, of course, and while it’s got more joints than the original did, they don’t break up the flow too badly, so it’s not too terrible to look at.  The head’s a good take on the ‘70s era Hulk, and is very well recreated here.  Just as in the vintage days, the only part of his outfit is his pair of tattered purple pants.  They’re not bad, but they’re obviously a different material than the original ones, which were purple all the way through, while these ones show some underlying white where the tears are.  Of course, there’s always been some back and forth about that in comics illustrations, even going back to the early days, so I don’t feel the white really makes him seem less accurate.  Other than that, Hulk’s a pretty basic figure, especially compared to the others in the set.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

After the nearly instant sell-outs of the prior sets, I was surprised by how long this one stayed available, and even had time to waffle on whether to buy it.  Well, not really whether to buy it all, but rather whether to buy it online, or wait a week for my first visit to Disney in two decades.  I decided to buy it online, partially because I didn’t want to miss it, and partially because I didn’t want to contend with brining a box this size back in my luggage.  I did end up seeing it in every spot that had the Marvel set-up, but ultimately I really was glad not to have to fly it back.  This set’s the one that I feel I have the most vintage knowledge on going in.  My dad had a Cap in his original collection, and it was always my favorite of the bunch, so much so that it was unofficially mine pretty much until I got the Diamond replica in 2015.  My dad didn’t have the others, and the Iron Man and Thor Megos in our joint collection when I was growing up were both definitively mine, so it’s cool to see them get updated.  Hulk, I don’t have much to do with, but I can’t say he’s a *bad* figure.  This set is certainly fun, and certainly splashy.  That said, I’ll admit to being the slightest bit bummed that it’s four retreads again, rather than mixing in at least one new figure.  With only Falcon remaining from the original Marvel Megos, I’m skeptical about getting another set.  I’d really like to, especially because I’d like to see Falcon get his update.  I’d also love to see some new characters to fill out the ranks some more.  I guess we’ll just have to see.

#4032: The Punisher

PUNISHER

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“The Punisher has an explosive arsenal designed to bring any criminal to justice! To “load” his weapon, thread the caps into the top of the Punisher’s back pack and advance them into position by raising and lowering the Punisher’s right arm. Once the caps are “loaded”, pull the Punisher’s arm back until it locks into position. Next, select from his arsenal his Bazooka, Uzi, Pistol, or Sniper Rifle, put it in his hand, aim, release the trigger on his back and watch how the Punisher’s arm realistically raises and lowers as each cap is fired! (Caps Not Included)”

In preparation for today’s review, I double checked some older reviews, as I do, and discovered I haven’t reviewed a Punisher figure since 2020.  Of course, I also reviewed, like, five Punishers in a single year span there, which is literally half of the Punishers I’ve reviewed, so I guess maybe I just exhausted my initial supply.  Today, I’m bringing him back around in the most me way possible, with a Toy Biz 5-inch figure.  In fact, it was his very first Toy Biz 5-inch figure, and his very first figure in general.  Let’s check that guy out! 

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Punisher was released in the first series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line, and also saw a re-release in Series 4 of the line, which was predominantly a re-release assortment.  He’s sporting his classic design, which was still his main look at this point, as we hadn’t yet made it to the War Journal era.  The figure is just shy of 5 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation.  His sculpt would serve as the basis for the three other Punishers in this same line, as well as the talking one.  Like the other Series 1 figures from this line, he shows a lot of similar stylings to their DC Superheroes line, and by extension has a bit of an off-brand Super Powers feel.  Frank in particular feels quite soft around the edges for this particular character.  Not exactly the intimidating presence you might expect fro a guy that regularly mows down criminals.  His actual details are also rather soft, and sort of only partly formed.  Details like ears and jawline are sort of mushy.  I do appreciate that they at least put some folding and creasing around his ankles to properly show off his boots; it’s not the sort of detail you’d expect, but it’s cool.  Because Toy Biz was very much a fan of stealing the notes from other successful toylines, they took a page out of the Kenner Robocop book and designed Punisher to have a cap firing feature, worked into the back of the figure’s torso.  It’s a rather obvious construction, and doesn’t really line up with his design, so it represents hampering the final figure in a way that Toy Biz wasn’t really much for with later releases.  His paintwork was fine, but not really anything special.  There’s some decent base level work, and his insignia in particular is quite clean.  Other areas are a bit more prone to slop, and like a lot of the earlier figures, he’s rather prone to wear.  While the Punisher did *not* include the caps for his cap-firing feature, he did include four different weapons, though I don’t know that they’re quite the “Bazooka, Uzi, Pistol, & Sniper Rifle” indicated by the back of the box text.  Pistol and Uzi, for sure, but the other two are clearly an M-16ish sort of rifle and a shotgun.  Whatever the case, he can only hold them one at a time, which feels rather limiting, if I’m honest.  But, the variety is nice regardless.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I had no interest at all in the Punisher until Jon Bernthal played him in Daredevil, so the only one of him I had as a kid was the one that I couldn’t avoid getting because it was in a boxed set.  That said, I certainly remember the character, and this figure in particular was on the back of the box for other figures I got growing up, so I always had this sort of curiosity about this figure and his later variants.  A few years ago, a sizable batch of loose Marvel Super Heroes figures were traded into All Time, and this guy was among them, suprisingly complete.  He’s not great, but I’ll admit I wasn’t really expecting him to be.  He’s an interesting curiosity, though.

Flashback Friday Figure Addenum #0070: Sabretooth

SABRETOOTH

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

It’s Friday!  Which is actually almost true for me, but it’s actually last week’s Friday because I had to write all of this week’s reviews in advance.  So, I have no clue how this week went, or how desperately we all need it to end.  Personally, I’m just hoping we’re all still hanging in here.  We did it guys.  I’m proud of us.  Anyway, let’s get all flashback-y, and figure addendum-y, with some returning focus for Sabretooth!

“Sabretooth is Wolverine’s greatest enemy. Both are products of the Top-Secret Weapon X program. But instead of using his super-sharp claws and fighting abilities for good, Sabretooth became the Evil Mutants’ master assassin! Sabretooth has the same powers as Wolverine, including a mutant healing ability. What makes Sabretooth so dangerous is the fact that he’s even more savage in battle than Wolverine! When the two of them fight, it’s anyone’s guess who will win.”

Despite his connection to Wolverine, Victor Creed, better known as Sabretooth, first appeared as a foe to Iron Fist. Like fellow X-foe Mystique, he was an example of long-time X-scribe Chris Claremont spreading the love so to speak, and introducing characters he intended to use in X-Men in some of his other books. Whatever his source, he’s been an enduring foe for Wolverine and the X-Men, and was at the height of his popularity alongside them in the ’90s, when he got his first action figure.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Sabretooth was released in Series 2 of Toy Biz’s X-Men line. He’s based on Sabretooth’s original John Byrne-designed costume, which, interestingly enough, Sabretooth had just ditched in the comics at the time of this figure’s release. The early line was kind of plagued with things like this, which is why characters had a tendency to show up a second time pretty quickly (Sabretooth’s second figure would arrive just three series later). The figure stands 5 inches tall and has 8 points of articulation. Sabretooth lacked neck articulation, a surprisingly common phenomenon in the early years of the line. Unlike other figures this happened to, Sabretooth doesn’t really have any specific gimmicks preventing a neck joint from being added, so I guess it was just a design thing. Whatever the case, it’s a bit limiting on posing. Sabretooth’s sculpt was unique to him. It’s okay, but not really anything to write home about. It leans closer to the weaker of the Series 1 sculpts than it does the stronger Series 2 sculpts. The details are rather soft, especially on the face, the hair is rather oddly shaped, and the proportions are really on the scrawny side for a Sabretooth figure. His paintwork is pretty basic; the standard colors are all handled decently. The two shades of yellow for the fur and his hair are kind of close to each other, meaning they kind of blend together and look kind of odd. Sabretooth was packed with this weird sort of claw thing to hold. He also had an action feature, where the front plate of his stomach could be flipped back and forth. One side is clean, while the other has claw marks, thereby simulating his healing factor.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

By the time I was collecting, this figure had vanished from shelves, replaced by his more cartoon-indicative second figure, so that was the one I had. I picked this one up a couple of years ago second hand. Part of his appeal was being the first copy of this guy I’d seen without horrible paint scraping on the eyes. He’s not really a great figure…or even a particularly good figure. I guess if you really like his original costume, that’s a plus, but it’s not even the best version of that costume on the market.

This was a spring of 2019 review, and I recall being rather burned out at this point, which I think shows a bit in the writing.  Admittedly, Sabretooth isn’t the most inspiring of figures, so I can’t blame myself exclusively.  I think I did okay with the basics.  He’s really not a terribly impressive first outing for the character, so it’s nice that he got a second go so quickly.  When I reviewed him, he was missing his weird orange weapon thing.  But now he’s got it.  And it’s all weird and orange.  But it’s there.  So…you know, there it is.

#4028: Breakdown

BREAKDOWN

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Roaming the world of 2099 are a group of nomads called the Freakshow – men and women used as lab rats in the twisted experiments of corporate America. Breakdown is one of them. Genetically engineered to transmute the molecules of any object he lays hands on, Breakdown’s touch results in destruction. Enraged over being made outcasts in the name of science, Breakdown and the Freakshow are out for revenge.”

The 2099 imprint at Marvel was not shy when it came to world-building, and in the case of X-Men, they were pretty invested in creating equivalents for stuff from the present timeline.  Since the present day X-Men had their own band of “unsightly” mutant outcasts in the form of the Morlocks, X-Men 2099 had their own, the Freakshow.  And, since Callisto wasn’t around for her usual edgy leader duties, instead we got today’s focus, Breakdown!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Breakdown was part of the second (and ultimately final) series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toyline.  He’s a non-team member in an assortment that’s sparse on actual team members, which is a bit odd since they didn’t really come anywhere close to an actual team line-up, but hey, it is what it is.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Breakdown’s sculpt is another all-new one, and one that again remained unique to this figure.  It’s very much in keeping with the others in the line, so it looks a fair bit like Ron Lim’s illustrations for the series, and it also fits well with the other figures Toy Biz was doing at the time.  Dig that mullet, which is apparently back in style in 2099.  Or maybe it’s not.  He’s an outcast, after all.  The sculpt is largely basic in its detailing, but there’s a bit more texturing in what you can see of his skin.  You can also see more of that texturing through the magic of his “battle-damage” feature, which allows you to remove a segment of his costume on his torso.  It’s actually a pretty cool little feature, adding a fun little extra, while also staying in place pretty securely, and not being too incredibly obvious when it’s in place.  Breakdown’s color work is a pretty decent match for the character’s admittedly rather oddball colors from the comics.  Things are pretty clean for the most part (though my figure has a touch of wear), but there’s some coverage issues along some of the edges, notably his hairline.  Breakdown is packed with a whole other guy, namely Dominick, who is his sidekick.  At least, according to the box.  I don’t know.  I can’t say I really know Dominick, beyond his presence here.  I will say he’s a pretty neat li’l guy, and I do quite like him.  Like a lot.  Now I want to read all six of his appearances.  I would die for this guy.  Just straight up going all Rosa Diaz with the puppy.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I got Breakdown loose with the rest of the line a few years back, but he was missing the Dominick figure, and as I have discovered in the process of writing this review, that’s apparently a deal breaker for me, so I tracked down another just to get Dominick.  Knowing nothing about either character, I gotta say, I really like this pair.  Definitely another solid offering from a line I knew very little about going in.

#4024: Skullfire

SKULLFIRE

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Tim Fitzgerald was living a tough life alone on the streets when he was approached by Shakti and invited to join the X-Men. Able to absorb and store electricity on a cellular level and redirect it with devastating results, Tim is a mutant with extraordinary, as yet untapped, potential. Picking up the reigns after former team leader X’ian’s betrayal, Tim now leads the X-Men against their opponents as the smoldering Skullfire!”

Man, the X-Men 2099 cast is not beating the “drawing two random words out of a hat to make the names” allegations at all, are they?  It was the ‘90s, that’s just how we were.  Admittedly, Skullfire’s got a better claim to his grab-bag sort of name than Bloodhawk did, so I’m less inclined to fight it….from a design standpoint.  Power-wise?  Eh, I’m still iffy, but I’ll let it go. Right, so let’s look tat this here Skullfire figure!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Skullfire is the final figure in the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toy line.  There were originally two more, but La Lunatica got pushed back to the second series, and Controller 13 was scrapped entirely.  Skullfire himself is a sensible choice, what with being the team’s leader and central character.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  He’s got a rather basic articulation scheme for the time, which serves him well enough, and means that, unlike the last three figures I looked at from this line, he can turn his head.  Crazy stuff, right?  His sculpt was new to this figure, and would remain unique to him.  It’s respectable.  Stylistically, it fits right in with the rest of the line, and generally captures the Ron Lim vibes.  That being said, he’s based on the character’s earliest appearances in the series, prior to the addition of the oh-so-90s headband that became standard to his appearance.  His hair is also a little shorter and more contained than it tended to be.  All that said, it looks fine for a guy named Skullfire, so I really can’t fault it.  Perhaps the coolest part of the figure is how they did his forearms; there are “bones” inlaid into the mold, and the outer arm is cast in a clear plastic, so he’s got that neat x-ray effect going on, just like in the comics.  Skullfire has two “action features.”  His forearms are molded in a glow-in-the-dark plastic, so the “glow” (sort of), and his right arm also has a spring-loaded feature, triggered by the lever on his back.  Skullfire’s color work actually had two variations (much like most of the first series figures), where the yellow sections of the costume were either a slightly metallic yellow or a darker gold.  The one seen here is the yellow.  Otherwise, application’s the same, and honestly not bad.  He captures the color scheme of the comics well, and things are generally pretty cleanly handled.  Skullfire is packed with two removable bracer pieces, as well as a flame knife, which is more or less the same as the one included with Brimstone Love, but smaller to better fit on this figure’s wrist.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Much like Metalhead and Bloodhawk, I got my initial Skullfire in a larger lot that had pretty much the whole run of these guys, but he was missing his bracers, so I snagged a sealed one later to get a fully complete one.  I rather like this one.  Vibes wise, he very much feels on par with Meanstreak, who is my unquestionable favorite from this line, which serves Skullfire pretty well.  He’s not quite accurate to most of the character’s depictions, but then I don’t have much experience with the character, so that impacts me less.  As it stands, he’s a solid figure with some really fun little details, especially those forearms.  He’s nifty and I like him.

Shoutout to my friends at All Time Toys, from whom I purchased this figure for review!  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0068: Wolverine II

WOLVERINE II

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh…….it’s Friday, which is the end of the week and also that day where I get to be all funky fresh with the Flashback Friday Figure Addendums!  So many “F”s!  But that’s also kind of the end of the “F”s here, because today we’re taking a second look at an X-Man by the name of Wolverine (II)

“His super-sharp adamantium claws can slash through steel. His mutant healing ability can mend even the worst wounds in minutes. He’s Wolverine, the best at what he does and what he does best is fight Evil Mutants! With his keen senses of sight, smell and hearing, and his frighteningly fierce fighting style, enemies claim Wolverine is more animal than mutant. But his fellow X-Men know that he’s the best friend they have, especially when the going gets deadly dangerous!”

Did you know that wolverines use snow as refrigerators to keep their food fresh? That’s your fun FiQ fact for today…’s Tiger Stripe Wolverine review. You guys thought I was going to forget about the running gag, didn’t you? Well, I didn’t! Okay, let’s just take a look at the figure, shall we?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Wolverine, or “Wolverine II” as he is referred to on all of the packaging, is part of the second series of Toy Biz’s X-Men line. The first series had used Wolverine’s then-current brown costume, but Logan had reverted back to an approximation of his classic look not too long after that figure’s release, so Toy Biz followed suit with this figure. The figure stands 5 inches tall and he has 10 points of articulation. Wolverine’s sculpt was new to him, and would serve as the basis for a number of figures that would follow, including when it was up-scaled for the 10-inch Deluxe Edition figure (reviewed here). While the smaller scale doesn’t quite serve the sculpt quite as well as the larger, but all of the basics are still there, and it’s still a pretty strong offering for the character. He’s a little on the tall side for a proper Logan, but that was the trend of the time, and he’s certainly not as bad as some of the figures that would follow. The primary differences between this figure and the larger one are to do with his claws and the raised lever on his back to allow for an “action feature” when spinning his torso. The claws are an interesting choice. They’re spring loaded, but since there’s no locking mechanism, they just pop right back into place. Also, they’re stubby and curved, and the spring feature makes his forearms really boxy, so I’m not really sure it’s worth the tradeoff. Wolverine’s paintwork is decent enough. Fairly basic, and not without some slop, especially around the edges of the blue parts of the costume. The black details also seem to extend a bit further into the rest of the costume than they traditionally do in the comics, but that’s rather minor. Wolverine was packed with a gun, because, when you get down to it, isn’t that really Wolverine’s defining trait? Having a gun? Well, not my Wolverine, because his gun is missing.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

So, this figure was *not* my first Wolverine. That would be the Battle-Ravaged Wolverine from the Invasion Series, which was the current figure of Wolverine when I got into collecting. The trouble with that figure, as cool as it is, arose when I got the Black Bird, which the larger Battle-Ravaged figure couldn’t actually fit inside of, meaning I really needed a smaller figure. Around the time I got my Black Bird, my parents were in the process of buying a new house, and my dad was going back and forth many days getting things ready to move in. I accompanied on many of those trips, Black Bird in tow, with only my Series 1 Cyclops in it, since he was the only one who actually fit. On one of those days, my dad had to go and pick up carpet from the mall, where there was also a KB Toys. In exchange for accompanying, my Dad bought me this guy (he also bought himself a Ch’od figure, because him also getting a figure was part of the ritual) to go with my Black Bird. He stuck with me for the whole move in process at the new house. Is he the best Wolverine ever? Maybe not, but I do still really like him. 

Hey, it’s the tiger-stripe Wolverine fun facts about actual Wolverines gag!  I kept that going all the way into 2022.  I think I might even still have the list of all the facts I wrote down to pull from somewhere….but I can’t seem to find it now.  Perhaps one day, they may return, when we need them most.  In terms of review stuff, I think this one’s not bad.  I honestly forgot I’d reviewed the 10-inch version prior to this, which does sort of outsource the sculpt discussion a bit, but that works out okay.  Otherwise, I noted that he was missing his oh-so-important gun, which I have since replaced.  Check it out.  Very fancy.  Also very packed with multiple figures, so not very hard to find a spare.  Yay!

#4020: Bloodhawk

BLOODHAWK

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“A self-appointed protector of the environment, the savage X-Man Bloodhawk shows no mercy to those who would destroy the eco-system of 2099 – be they corporate stooges or super-powered mutants!”

Right, so we’re back with the X-Men 2099 figures again today, taking a deeper dive into the team, such as it were.  So, we’re looking at this guy they call Bloodhawk.  Bloodhawk.  Bloodhawk?  Bloodhawk.  That’s…we’re going with Bloodhawk.  I…yeah, okay, I guess? At a certain point, you do feel a little bit like they named most of this team by pulling two words out of a hat and going “yeah, now we’re cooking.”  Bloodhawk is the sort of name that *could* apply alright to a red guy with wings, but maybe not *this* red guy with wings.  I mean, yes, I know I’m absolutely overthinking it.  It’s X-Men 2099, so any thought at all is probably overthinking it.  But Bloodhawk?  I’ve workshopped the name with the FiQ writers room (which is really just me pestering Tim, but I’m counting it) and we’ve come up with Boil Bat, X-Zema, Bloodwyng, and Blüdred as potentially better names, for what it’s worth.  But I’m definitely overthinking it.  Right, I’m supposed to be talking about toys or something. Anyway, here’s (sigh) Bloodhawk.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Bloodhawk (sigh) is part of the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toyline.  Though his bio just identifies him as “X-Man,” Bloodhawk wasn’t actually a full-fledged member in the early issues, just a recurring ally.  But, you gotta have Bloodhawk, right?  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 8 points of articulation.  An argument could be made for 10, but I’m going with 8 because only 8 of those points can actually hold a pose.  Bloodhawk marks the third figure in a row from this line not to sport neck articulation, and unlike the other two, he doesn’t even have a waist swivel to offset it.  No peripheral vision for Bloodhawk.  There’s two additional points of movement on his wings, but they’re tied into an action feature that moves them up and down, and don’t actually hold any poses beyond the standard when the lever’s not being held.  Bloodhawk got an all-new sculpt, and, like most of this line, it remained unique.  Apart from having a rather stiff pose, I think it’s decent enough at capturing his depiction from the comics.  He’s much leaner than the others in the line, which helps him standout and also feels true to the character, as best as I know him.  There’s some decent texturing on his skin, so that gives him his own sort of feel.  Bloodhawk’s color work is rather on the basic side, but generally gets the idea across as to Bloodhawk’s comic look.  There’s a color variant on this one, where his pants are either metallic or flat green.  Mine is the metallic version, which I dig, because it feels more future-y.  Bloodhawk is light on the extras, but does get a removable bandolier, which is a little awkward to get around the wings, but does help sell the extra ‘90s nature of the character.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I’ve actually owned two Bloodhawks.  The first came from the same larger lot that included most of the other X-Men 2099 figures, but was missing his bandolier, so I ended up with a sealed one I found later fr the purposes of completing him.  He’s…fine.  Look, I really don’t like his name.  I think it clashes with a character that could be a perfectly interesting idea.  His figure’s a little stunted on movement, but overall not bad.