EMPEROR PALPATINE
STAR WARS: POWER OF THE FORCE II (KENNER)
Bleh, it’s another Palpatine review. I’m bad at intros for these because I just don’t know how to make him interesting. “Somehow Palpatine returned” is exactly the level of care I personally have in Palpatine, so it landed right at home for me. Anyway, here’s another Palpatine, from the period of Power of the Force where Kenner felt the need to make another Palpatine, seemingly for the purpose of having another Palpatine. Palpatine. Yep, here’s a Palpatine. Also a coin.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Emperor Palpatine was released in 1998 as one of the seven Toys “R” Us-exclusive “Millennium Minted Coin” figures from Kenner’s Star Wars: Power of the Force II line. The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 3 points of articulation. Hey, check out all that crazy posability, right? Like, he can slightly angle his head to either side. Or slightly move his arms up and down. The possibilities are endless! While this line was a re-use heavy one, Palpatine was rather unique in that almost all of his tooling is new. I mean, sure, he’s clearly modeled on the same basic sculpt that the electronic Palpatine was using, but this one is sans gimmick, and sans any trace of the gimmick, and also just a lot less boxy. So, I guess that’s all pretty good? Eh, I’ll consider it a win.
Otherwise, he’s really just a Palpatine figure that feels more or less like all the other Palpatine figures that the line offered up. He’s an old guy in a black cloak. Not a lot of room for fun there, really. Even the paint looks essentially identical to the other Palpatines that preceded him. The most notable thing here is that he gets a different finish on the clasp for his cloak, so it stands out a little more. He gets a unique set of electricity effects, which are honestly pretty nice, as well as the stand and coin that all of these figures got. The coin’s at least pretty nice.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
I make it no secret that I’ve got very little love for Palpatine, and even less love for Palpatine figures. But, I’m going for the complete run, and I’ve bought all the other ones, and this guy was in a big lot with everyone else, so I didn’t really have to think about it too much. This one’s fine. He’s better in terms of posing a detailing than anything other than the Flashback figure, and he’s also more stable on his feet (or lack thereof) than that one, so I think it’s generally the best Palpatine the line had. And also, it’s the last one I have to review, which is quite nice. Now I never have to talk about Palpatine again!































