LA LUNATICA
X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)
“Before joining the X-Men, the fierce La Lunatica was a prisoner of the sinister Brimstone Love. A psychic vampire, La Lunatica feeds on the traumatic memories of others — memories she brings screaming back to life with the slightest touch. Tough as nails and super strong, La Lunatica has broken free of Brimstone’s control and aims to bring the curtain crashing down on his sadistic Theater of Pain.”
Hey, remember back nearer the beginning of the year, when I was taking a decent look at the world of X-Men 2099? Well, let’s do that again! While a lot of the team members had sort of a “hey, we slapped two words together and made a character out of it,” today’s focus takes a different approach: what if we just used regular words, but in Spanish? Behold, La Lunatica. She’s crazy. Maybe. Maybe not. Name certainly does a lot of implying, though.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
La Lunatica was released in the second series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 line. She was originally shown as part of the Series 1 line-up, but was ultimately pushed back. The figure stands 5 inches tall and she has 7 points of articulation. While she was technically a new mold, La Lunatica was clearly reworked from Rogue, with whom she shares a general pose, articulation, and action feature set-up. I don’t really feel like the uppercut feature really makes as much sense here, and it’s more awkward to use the right shoulder, what with her super large hair and all. Her sculpt is kind of stiff and stilted, but I guess it looks pretty close to how she was depicted in the comics. Certainly as close as the bulk of the rest of the line, so she fits right in. There were two color set-ups for this figure, the first having a simple purple paint scheme for her outfit, and the second adding additional black sections to the costume,
presumably to make the costume a little more modest for the purposes of a line ostensibly aimed at children? Whatever the case, the variant with the black is generally less frequently appearing. I do kind of like the additional contrast added by the extra black details, but as is so common with Toy Biz in this era, it just ignores the sculpt. La Lunatica is packed with…like, I guess a sort of wrist mounted lacrosse stick thing, which she can use to “launch” her “energy ball” which looks more like a railway spike than a ball. She’s also got an arm blade thing. Cuz she’s crazy. Maybe.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
I didn’t have a La Lunatica figure as a kid, but I remember her being *everywhere* in comic shops and the like. It kind of made me want to avoid her, for whatever reason. I don’t know, maybe I just got sick of seeing her. I ended up grabbing the standard version alongside most of the rest of the line, back in 2020, when I had the chance to snag them all loose. The variant I actually just got quite recently, and I even bought her sealed, just to open. I know. Crazy. Maybe. She’s…fine. Aggressively middle of the road. There’s definitely some things that hold her back, and I don’t think she’s as fun as the rest of the line, but she’s not bad either. She’s certainly still got that charm of the line.
































