CONDIMENT KING

BATMAN: ANIMATED (DC DIRECT)

Fun FiQ Fact #0110: In his original Batman: The Animated Series appearance, Condiment King was one of three new “villains” who turned out to be stand-up comedians brainwashed into villainy by the Joker.  The other two, Packrat and Mighty Mom, didn’t have the same staying power as the King, though.

As a kid of the ’90s, I of course experienced a great deal of Batman: The Animated Series in its…well, maybe not first run, but early run.  Syndication run?  Something like that.  However, I hardly saw the whole run of episodes.  For a good portion of the episodes, I actually saw them for the first time when the DVD collections came out.  I quite proudly had the whole run of Batman, and I watched those DVDs religiously in my teen years.  It was through those religious watchings that I gained my appreciation for characters like Condiment King, a one-off throw-away character from the episode “Make ‘Em Laugh.”  As in depth as Kenner/Hasbro’s Batman: The Animated Series tie-in lines were, we never got anything that deep.  But, McFarlane’s DC Direct-branded relaunch of the DC Collectibles/Direct Batman: Animated line has been doing sets of re-paints that have new figures done as Build-A-Fogures, and, well, where else am I going to get a Condiment King, right?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Condiment King is the Build-A-Figure for the first “new” assortment of Batman: Animated under McFarlane (previous releases have just been straight reissues of DCC/DCD figures), assembled by purchasing re-decoed versions of Batman, Robin, Mr. Freeze, & Scarecrow.  The figure stands about 6 1/2 inches tall and he has 26 point of articulation.  In terms of movement, he’s pretty much on par with the later run stuff from DCC/DCD, which is a good thing, since that’s when they started actually giving the figures consistently useful articulation.  Unfortunately, McFarlane’s spottier QC hits a bit here, though, and pretty much every copy has incredibly loose hip joints, which make him quite tricky to keep standing.  Other than that, though, the articulation works quite well.  Condiment King’s sculpt was an all-new one, and a pretty good one.  Condiment King comes from the pre-design change years of the show, which is when the characters had a tendency to be more inconsistent from shot to shot.  This guy seems to be aiming for a “best approximation” look, rather than going for one specific frame from the show.  The general feel is there, and the only real inaccuracy that sticks out to me is the lack of ears visible under his cowl.  The most important aspect of the sculpt, of course, is that he fits in with the pre-existing figures, and that he definitely does.  In terms of color work, Condiment King does run into the one notable downside of the McFarlane Animated figures: cel shading.  DCC/DCD experimented with some shading later in their run, but only for characters that already had figures, and in a fairly minor fashion.  While Condiment King isn’t as intense as the others in the set that builds him, but it’s still a little…off looking, especially because it doesn’t really follow a logical path, and there are just a bunch of spots it outright skips.  It’s weird.  Not ruin him weird, but worth noting it weird.  Also, there’s one notable error: the packets on his right arm should be red, not white.  It’s small, but still important.  Condiment King includes his backpack and attached ketchup and mustard guns.  The backpack doesn’t sit *quite* right on his back, but it’s close enough.  I like that they used actual string for the tubes going to the guns, so as to avoid issues of breakage.

THE ME REMAINDER OF THE EQUATION

You know whose fault this is?  I’ll tell you: Max.  See, I wanted this figure, sure.  It’s Condiment King, and he’s great.  However, I’d already walked away from and unloaded a large portion of my DCC Batman: Animated figures, and I certainly wasn’t looking to re-buy four of them for a single new figure.  So, no Condiment King for me.  But, Max wouldn’t stand for that, so when a complete one came into All Time, he purchased it for me.  So, Condiment King for me.  He’s got his issues, but he’s still fun, and I’m glad to have him.