SNAKE EYES
G.I. JOE: REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)
Super 7’s ReAction branding is dedicated to filtering properties through the lens of vintage Kenner figures. It’s a concept born out of they releasing the un-released Kenner Alien figures, which is a very authentic set-up. There’s been other follow-ups, which also fit the aesthetic, but then there’s also this whole sub-set of, like, other toy properties that are in a *different* toy style, I guess? G.I. Joe has to be one of the most egregious, since they were even in the same scale, but still in a very different style. So, ReAction Joes are the same usual scale, but just, you know, umm, different, I guess. How about that? Well, let’s look at a Snake Eyes.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Snake Eyes was released in the first series of G.I. Joe ReAction Figures. He’s a natural fit to launch the line, so can’t really fault them there. The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation. He’s got the classic Kenner 5POA, which is, I mean, it’s just sort of odd to see a Joe articulated in such a fashion, but here we are. This Snake Eyes is the commando version, inspired by his V1 figure. It’s specifically animation based, much like the larger Ultimates figure, which is honestly a pretty good fit for the style. It’s a solid sculpt. Very clean and basic. It just works. Sure, it’s stiff, but I can dig it. Snake Eyes’ color scheme is very much where the animation angle comes it, since he’s blue and purple. I dug the colors on the larger figure, and I dig the colors here too. It’s just a very unique set-up, and I always enjoy it. The figure is packed with a rifle and a pistol, befitting his not yet a ninja nature.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
I didn’t really see myself jumping in on this line, because I just don’t vibe with it, largely on the principle of the matter. Ultimates I can do, but 5POA Joes are definitely weird. But, I had this guy pretty much land in front of me, and I’m a sucker for a good animation-style Commando Snake Eyes. He’s…well, he’s weird. He’s like, from an alternate reality where the cartoon came first and then they did these figures based on it to tie-in. What an odd reality that would be. Nifty figure, though.
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