THE THING II
FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)
“Bombarded by cosmic rays during an exploration in deep space, Ben Grimm’s body underwent an extraordinary transformation. His strength, endurance and durability were boosted to super-human levels and his skin became an orange colored, rock-like armor. As a member of the Fantastic Four, The Thing is a sworn protector against villainy and threats of conquest, but his monsterish appearance has always remained his greatest enemy. Often feeling the need to disguise himself when entering public, Grimm’s crude camouflage poorly covers the heart and soul of a true, blue-eyed hero.”
While the team has always shared equal footing within the confines of the book, and have always been equally billed, there’s no denying that there’s an unprecedented break-out character from the quartet that is the Fantastic Four, and that’s Benjamin J. Grimm, the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Thing. Curiously, when Toy Biz put together their line based on the team, Ben was, through odd circumstances, *not* the first to double up on figures, as both of the Storm siblings beat him to the punch. But, he was the first to get a properly planned variant, and also one that made a good degree of sense. Since Ben’s rocky-form can’t turn on and off like the others (most of the time, anyway), he frequently had to hide himself away under a baseball cap, a colored hoody, and a pair of Aviators a trench coat, glasses, and hat. It’s a signature look that’s been adapted a number of times, including as part of the very first Toy Biz line, which I’m looking at today!
THE FIGURE ITSELF
The Thing II was released in Series 3 of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line. He was the only member of the team present in this particular line-up, which was otherwise a much wackier collection of characters. The figure is just shy of 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation. His bulky stature means even with the standard articulation, he’s not exactly agile, but you can get some subtle variations of his standing around pose. While it would seem like a great time to re-use parts from the first version, this figure sported an entirely new sculpt. The line was generally a loose tie-in to the show running at the time, but Ben marks a departure from “loose,” being a pretty spot-on recreation of his animation model from the show. Of course, it’s his Season 1 model, which was far more cartoony and goofy, and stands out more from the rest of the line, and which was phased out of the show in the same year this figure was released. It does okay by the design, though, and certainly captures its more bold line-work and cleaner rock structures. It’s certainly a more huggable Thing. The figure comes out of the box wrapped in a cloth coat. It’s a very thin material, and also not *technically* designed for removal, since it’s tied shut with a very tight knot. You can remove it, though that certainly makes it more prone to damage. The figure’s paint work is fairly light, with just the eyes and shorts, which appear to be the same two colors. It’s perfectly fine it its application. The shade of orange plastic used for the bulk of the body does seem a touch pale, but it’s at least a bit better than the Marvel Super Heroes version. Ben is packed with his hat and sunglasses, which are specially molded to fit over his head. They do okay, and round out his disguised look nicely.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
Since I came into the line a little bit after launch, this was my first figure of the Thing. Mine, of course, immediately had the coat torn off and thrown aside, since I really just wanted the basic figure. When my Grandmother took me to the KB Toys Liquidation Center in Delaware about a decade later, they still had a pile of this guy, so I got myself a second one, who has kept his jacket on the whole time, so it’s a little nicer. He’s a very specific take on the character, and it’s interesting to have such a cartoon-specific version of the character, given there aren’t matching figures of the rest of the team. He’s not incredibly playable, all things told, but he does make a neat enough display piece.

