#3975: Baron Karza & Biotron

BARON KARZA & BIOTRON

MICRONAUTS REACTION+ FIGURES (SUPER 7)

While I’ve discussed Microman relatively recently here on the site, it’s been since 2018 that I’ve properly talked about the line’s American cousin, Micronauts.  Micronauts is kind of the story of defeat in the face of defeat.  Though quite successful when brought to the US by Mego in the late ‘70s, it was ultimately ahead of its time, and got lost in the shuffle into Star Wars at the end of the decade. The line sort of disappeared domestically, with an attempted revival in the ‘90s by Takara, and an actual (but very ill-fated) revival by Palisades in the ‘00s, which wound up going so badly it killed the company.  SOTA proposed another revival that went nowhere, and then Hasbro bought the brand, did, like, two things with it, and then abandoned all their plans, including an entire, completed cartoon.  Hasbro started sub-licensing out some of their brands to Super 7, and Micronauts got mixed in, so we’re getting *something* at least.  So, far overdue, I’m taking a look at Super 7’s takes on Baron Karza and Biotron!

THE FIGURES THEMSELVES

Baron Karza and Biotron make up the first series of Super 7’s Micronauts ReAction+ Figures.  Like the ReAction+ G.I. Joes, these ones are o-ring construction, rather than the standard 5-poa set-up of earlier ReAction offerings.  In the vintage line, both Karza and Biotron were larger, non-o-ring figures, but in the Marvel comics, both of them were the same general size as the other characters, so these figures allow them to interact with the more standard sized figures from the vintage line.

BARON KARZA

The original Karza was one of the line’s magnetic construction figures, much like the Red Falcon I reviewed.  He maintained the same general structure, but was larger, and had a tendency to fall apart a lot.  This one simply takes the design of that one, in its full, predating Darth Vader by a number of years, glory, and moves it to a more conventional construction.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 14 points of articulation.  His sculpt is new (though most of it, much like his vintage counterpart, is shared with the second series’ Force Commander figure), and it’s a solid match for the original in terms of styling.  It’s got a good, classic, retro sci-fi appearance, which is incredibly distinctive.  The slightly more geometric shaping of the sculpt, while slightly odd on the Joes, is totally at home on a character like Karza.  He doesn’t come apart like the original, which is a blessing and a curse, since it means he loses a feature, but he’s also sturdier for it.  He’s got rather basic color work, but the essentials are covered, and he’s even got silver detailing where the original magnets would have been.  Karza was packed with a backpack, modeled on the rocket packs from the original, but now as one single piece.

BIOTRON

Biotron was notable in his original incarnation for being less of a figure proper, and more of a playset/vehicle for the standard figures.  In order to allow him to more easily with the main characters of the comic, he was shrunk down to a regular size (the later “Biotron II” was the size of the actual toy).  The revisits to the original line have never gathered enough success to get to anything larger than the magnetic figures, so he’s had no coverage since the vintage line.  This figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 14 points of articulation.  While he doesn’t have the bicep swivels like Karza, he does have wrist swivels, which are fun.  His sculpt takes the elements of the vintage figure, and puts them onto a fully articulated frame, which is very fun.  While he’s obviously not large enough to house a full-sized figure like the original, the chest hatch is still removable, so you could *conceivably* put a micro figure of some sort in there.  The color work on Biotron is very bright and eye-catching.  He brings back the trademark Micronauts chrome, for the head and hands, which is always very fun.  He’s packed with a backpack, which looks like the original Biotron’s back wheels, and is also chromed.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I wanted to jump on these right away, but admittedly, I’ve been burned before by Micronauts relaunches, so I was apprehensive, and then I got distracted, and then it was most of the year over, and I realized I just never bought them.  The weekend after Thanksgiving, Cards, Comics, and Collectibles always does a huge storewide sale, which I haven’t been able to make it to in well over a decade.  But, I finally had the time this year, and intermingled with a bunch of stuff for Matty, I snagged these two for a very good price.  They’re quite a neat pair, and I’m happy I finally got them.  Now I feel like I need to get the second set.  Also, I know it’s virtually impossible, but I would kill for a Bug and Marionette in this style.

#3856: Vasquez

VASQUEZ

ALIENS REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

The best things come in threes.  That’s true, right?  Okay, well, not always.  Take the Alien franchise, for example.  There’s just those two movies, right?  Yeah, only the two.  So, I guess maybe the thing I said before is perhaps less than true.  What am I getting here?  Well, I needed a set-up for today’s review, which, for the third Wednesday in a row, is an Aliens review, hailing from Super 7’s ReAction branding.  Today, I’m looking Vasquez, the smart mouthed smart gunner!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Vasquez is the last of the human figures in the first and only series of Super 7’s Aliens ReAction Figures line.  The figure stands just under 3 3/4 inches tall and she has 5 points of articulation.  Vasquez has an evolving look over the course of the movie.  This figure goes with the her second most dressed-down look (the first most being right after she wakes up from cryo-sleep), from the meal-time and prep scenes on the Sulaco.  It means she doesn’t really match with the other character’s looks (barring Bishop, I guess), but it’s also sort of that dialed into the character while also more tooling and price friendly look that feels true to how a vintage figure would have been handled.  In fact, it’s the same look that Kenner *did* use when they put her in their ’90s line, so there’s some precedent.  It’s a nice sculpt, with sharp detailing, and a rather unique look compared to the others, especially the other two marines.  Her paint work is basic, but a good match for Hicks and Hudson, as well as a good basics approach to how she looks in the movie.  Vasquez is packed with her smartgun (which she *does* use without the harness while in the locker room on the Sulaco), which her hands are specially posed to more properly hold.  It’s probably the best weapons mold from the set, honestly.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Obviously, when the remaining three figures came into All Time and I was already set on getting Newt and Hudson, there was certainly no way that I could pass on Vasquez, right?  Right.  You gotta have Vasquez.  She’s maybe not as outwardly cool a figure at first glance, especially with the more dressed down look, but I think she’s another solid offering, and she feels like she gets the vibe of the line down pretty well.  In general, this was a rather fun little set of figures, of which I am absolutely the target audience.  Of course, I still waited on them, which probably doesn’t help with the whole “one-and-done” bit.  It would have been cool to get more of the Marines, for sure, but the line-up for this set is so heavy hitter focussed, it’s hard to really see Super 7 genuinely planning a follow-up.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3852: Hudson

HUDSON

ALIENS REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

I brought up last week that I had missed out on Alien Day, what with it being on a Saturday and all this year.   The thing is, I didn’t just have the one displaced figure.  No, there’s more.  And, sure, I could hold off on reviewing them, pick it up with the next Alien Day not on a weekend, but I’m not patient like that.  So, anyway, here’s more Aliens stuff!  This time around, we’re back to the Colonial Marines, specifically the guy with a keen knowledge of whether the game is over or not, Private William Hudson!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Hudson is part of the only series of Super 7’s Aliens ReAction Figures line.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  Despite the relative similarities of Hicks and Hudson’s designs the two figures actually don’t share any parts, which is quite a surprise.  In an effort to further differentiate the two, Hudson gets a couple of design changes from his movie look, most notably ditching the shin guard armor, instead getting more basic lace up boots and a different pair of knee pads.  It seems to more closely mimic the different armor set-up of the smart gunners.  I don’t know *why* that’s the way they went, but it works okay with the style.  His head sculpt notably does a pretty respectable job of capturing the general Bill Paxton likeness, which is honestly pretty cool.  Hudson’s paint work is very similar to Hicks, with the expected changes for the design change-ups, as well as the updated customizations on his armor, which is pretty cool.  Hudson is packed with his helmet (which is a slightly different mold than Hicks, allowing it so sit a little tighter), as well as a pulse rifle.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

My main focus in the set was getting the four surviving members of the crew, but I’ll admit, I have a hard time passing up a Hudson figure.  I sure do have a soft spot for the guy, so when the opportunity to round out my set landed in front of me, it’s not like I took much convincing.  Hudson’s similar to Hicks in style, but different in execution, making for a surprisingly effective figure.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3848: Newt

NEWT

ALIENS: REACTION (SUPER 7)

Even though Aliens may be my favorite movie, I find myself running out of things to get from the movie in terms of merchandise because, well, how much can you buy, right?  So, I missed last year’s Alien Day.  This year, though I totally had stuff to review! …Too bad it fell on a Saturday, and I’m not doing Saturday reviews anymore.  Guess that stuff’s getting reviewed on a not Alien Day day.  Which, it just so happens, is today!  I’m picking up on a thread I started back in 2022, when I started looking at Super 7’s Aliens ReAction figures.  Thus far, I’ve looked at Hicks, Bishop, and Ripley.  Now, I’m looking at the last piece of the film’s survivor part, Rebecca “Newt” Jorden!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Newt is part of the one and only series of Super 7’s Aliens: ReAction line.  The figure stands 3 inches tall and she has 5 points of articulation.  In terms of looks in the movie, Newt’s got the two: pre-disheveled and post disheveled.  This one’s aim seems to be the second, but it winds up splitting the difference a bit.  It’s partially a stylistic thing, I think, since the retro figure look is usually a bit cleaned up.  She’s got the torn knees on the pants legs, but also still has both straps connected on the overalls, which she doesn’t in the movie.  Her hair also more nicely parted than the later film look.  But, generally speaking, it does a good job of dialing into her defining look, so you can tell who she’s meant to be, even without the context of the other characters.  Her color work is more basic and pitched to a more saturated level then seen in the movie, which means she matches up well with the other figures in the set.  Newt is packed with the most sensible accessory possible for her: the head of her doll, Cassie.  It’s got a little tuft of hair sticking out, so she can hold it in her hand, which she does pretty securely.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

This set is one of those ones that I wanted to finish, but also I have put virtually no actual effort into finishing.  That hasn’t changed, for what it’s worth.  The first two landed in front of me, and the Ripley a couple of months later.  It’s been a longer stretch of time, but a full loose set got traded into All Time a couple of months ago, meaning I had the chance to snag the ones I didn’t already have.  Newt was at the top of the list for me, so I was definitely glad she was in there.  Now I’ve got my little pseudo family all complete, and that’s honestly pretty cool.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3746: Cobra B.A.T.

COBRA B.A.T. — COMIC VERSION

G.I. JOE: REACTION+

Last week, I took a look at the first of Super 7’s latest venture with the G.I. Joe license, ReAction+, a new line of vintage-style O-Ring construction figures. I kicked things off with Snake Eyes, who’s a good mark for the Joes. For my second entry, I’m switching to the opposing team with the B.A.T., a robot dude that’s there for robot dude stuff. So, let’s look at that robot dude and said robot dude stuff.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The Cobra B.A.T. is, much like Snake Eyes, part of the four figure line-up that launched Super 7’s G.I. Joe: ReAction+. All of the figures thus far are comics based, which actually means a little bit more for the B.A.T. The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and has 16 points of articulation. He gets the same basic articulation set-up as others of this style, plus additional swivels at the forearms. The hips are notably less restricted here than on Snake Eyes, which is a definite plus.  The B.A.T.’s sculpt is a respectable one, and honestly a bit better than the work we saw on Snake Eyes.  It’s certainly more involved, with the more detailed outfit, and all of the intricacies of the robotic arms.  His torso plate is actually sculpted, rather than a lenticular piece like the original, and the comic styled, generally boxier head is really sharply sculpted, and also rather unique.  I also quite dig that both arms get the swappable forearms, as opposed to just the right on the vintage.  It’s an extra layer of versatility that kicks him up a notch.  His colors again lean into the comic styling, going for blue in place of the usual black sections.  It’s a nice shade, and makes him once more a little different from prior B.A.T.s.  Actual paint application is all quite clean and crisp, with minimal bleed over, and no slop to speak of.  The B.A.T. is packed with the usual three arm attachments (gripper, laser, and torch), a backpack to store them in, and a rifle.  That’s one more accessory than his vintage counterpart got, which gives him a leg up on Snake Eyes, who was down by one.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I knew going into this line that I wanted Snake Eyes, but wasn’t sold beyond that.  This guy looked pretty cool, but it wasn’t until I saw him in person that I realized how cool.  He really did wow me in-hand, and that was enough to give him a try.  I’m glad I did, because he’s honestly a better figure than the Snake Eyes was, and feels like an all-around more solid product from Super 7.  Still not certain about the direction of this line, but if they can do more figures like this, maybe it might have some legs.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3741: Snake Eyes

SNAKE EYES

G.I. JOE: REACTION+ (SUPER 7)

Well, I took a week off, but I guess I’m back with some more Super 7?  I didn’t *mean* for it to be a weekly feature, but that’s certainly where it’s sitting right now.  So, being back with the Super 7, what in particular am I focussing on?  This time around, it’s more G.I. Joe.  Hasbro’s attempt to give the Joe brand a re-launch included amongst its many product lines a revisit to the O-Ring assembly Joes of the ’80s.  Despite attempting to come at it from a few different angles, Hasbro wasn’t able to get the market support they wanted to keep the O-Rings going, so they’ve opted to license the style out.  Super 7, who already had a set of ReAction figures going at the same scale, picked up the additional license, and has launched an upgraded selection of Reaction+ figures, now with O-Ring assembly.  The first round of the figures just hit, and I’ve snagged myself a Snake Eyes to try out the line.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Snake Eyes next to Pink Tennis Ball for scaleSnake Eyes is one of the four figures that launched Super 7’s G.I. Joe ReAction+ line.  Thus far, they’re all comics-based, with Snake Eyes specifically being based on his updated V2 look that coincided with his ’85 figure.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 14 points of articulation.  He’s making use of the expected O-Ring articulation set-up, or at least a version of it.  Unlike the original V2, which had the upgraded ball-jointed neck, this one’s more like the earlier vintage figures, when they still just had the swivels.  I also found his hip articulation to be a bit more restricted than your average vintage figure.  You can sort of get some side-to-side, but it’s mostly just forward and back.  Snake Eyes has an all-new sculpt, and it’s got its pluses and its minuses.  It’s generally more geometric in its shaping, and the limbs, especially the arms, are a little more tubular and less organic.  That said, there’s some very sharp detailing for the outfit, which is a little better than we’d see on a vintage release.  In particular, the head’s quite good at capturing the classic Snake Eyes look in a very clean and striking way.  I also find that the sculpt just Accessories for Snake Eyesgenerally looks a bit better and more polished than the early renders we saw initially.  Snake Eyes’ color work is reasonably well done.  The dark grey of the main body is certainly well chosen, and the blue is a more unique accent choice.  Personally, I don’t love the entirety of the boots being blue, but it’s minor.  The actual paint application is pretty clean, and I noticed no real issues on mine.  Snake Eyes is packed with a sword, Uzi, and backpack.  The weapons fit alright in the hands.  I’m not sure how the paint will hold up over time, but it looks okay now.  The back pack looks alright, but its storage for the sword isn’t a great design, and doesn’t really hold it well.  I worry about how it will hold up long term.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

After falling out of love with Classified, I’ve been trying to find something good to keep some form of Joe collecting going.  I’ve been trying a little bit of everything.  This line’s announcement intrigued me, and I liked the look of the prototypes for this guy in particular.  Admittedly, I have a hard time saying no to a halfway decent Snake Eyes.  This one does a little better than halfway decent, but I can’t say he does *much* better than that.  He’s generally fun, and friendlier to mess with than a proper V2 release, and for the price point, he’s alright.  That said, I’ve definitely got some concerns, and there’s room for improvement.  I worry about this line’s long-term viability, but at least I got a fun little Snake Eyes out of it.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3738: Lobster Johnson

LOBSTER JOHNSON

HELLBOY REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

Okay, who’s ready to punch some Nazis? Well, a good chunk of Golden Age comic heroes, for sure, and also some retroactive additions to that time period as well. Mike Mignola’s Hellboy, which has its main character arrive on our world during World War II, is obviously supportive of the punching Nazis front, and that includes later retroactive addition Lobster Johnson, WW2-era pulp hero turned recurring character. Lobster has become one of the franchise’s most distinctive characters, and that lends itself to some pretty decent toy coverage as well.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Lobster Johnson was released in the single-carded assortment of Super 7’s Hellboy ReAction Figures line, much like the Abe Sapien I looked at a little while back. Lobster was the only non-BPRD guy in the mix, but he’s Lobster Johnson, so he’s a pretty natural fourth figure. The figure stands about 3 3/4 inches tall and has the usual 5 points of articulation. His sculpt is rather basic, as is the line’s style. It strips him of a lot of the grit that Mignola’s art depicted, but it still works for Lobster and his more classical pulpy vibe. Like Abe, the head still feels a touch large for the body, but not terribly so. Lobster’s color work is rather basic, which is expected; guy’s always had a pretty simple look.  The application’s decent, though, and the blue and orange details are quite striking.  Lobster was originally packaged with a small gun, which mine is unfortunately missing.  I guess he’ll just have to keep punching Nazis with his fists.  Oh, darn.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As with all of the Hellboy ReAction Figures, this is a figure I wanted back when he was new, but just wasn’t really in the spot to buy at the time, so I wound up missing him.  Like Abe, this one I got loose, when one came into All Time a little while back.  It’s a solid figure. No muss, no fuss, nothing crazy, but he’s certainly nifty and fun.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3733: Zoot

ZOOT

THE MUPPETS REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

Wow, two Super 7 in a week?  Sure, they’ve been getting close, but not like this.  This is, like, Gottlieb talking about the frequencies of kaiju arrivals in Pacific Rim.  When’s the first double event gonna be?  Actually, I reviewed Brett and Parker together two months ago, didn’t I?  Well, guess I played myself on that one.  Something I don’t much discuss here is The Muppets, which has had a surprising number of goes at the action figure world.  Obviously, Palisades set the standard with their line, but with them gone and the figures all being rather expensive, there are always other options.  Super 7, purveyors of the double event I was just discussing, did their own Muppets line under their ReAction Figures banner.  Today, I’m taking a look at Electric Mayhem’s resident saxophonist, Zoot!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Zoot was released in Super 7’s six-figure Muppets ReAction Figures line-up, which was entirely themed around Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem and hit retail in March of 2023.  The figure stands just over 3 1/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  The general set-up of the figure is very much the standard, basic ReAction affair, in terms of size and articulation.  The sculpt proper does mix things up a little bit by being slightly preposed, so as to better work with his instrument, which I do quite like.  Beyond that, it’s an alright offering.  It’s a little soft on the details, which is I suppose the style.  I’m not sure that they quite captured his facial likeness; something about the shape of the chin and jaw doesn’t quite feel right for Zoot.  Near as I can tell, he seems to be drawing the most inspiration from Zoot’s Muppets TV incarnation, which is a bit of a design outlier.  Zoot’s color work isn’t bad, but some of the paint is a little sloppy, especially on the sunglasses.  Zoot is packed with his saxophone, which is a sensible inclusion.  It fits nicely and securely his hands.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

My direct exposure to The Muppet Show as a kid was minimal, but I do very much remember the Palisades line.  One of my parents’ friends collected the whole run, and I was always fascinated with Zoot in particular.  I wanted one of my own, but never got one, which is my experience with almost all of that line, really.  When I saw this guy at Gidget’s Gadgets while vacationing with my family a couple of summers ago, it felt like a nice, lower cost alternative.  So, I bought him, and he sat off to the side for over a year, because I’m easily distracted these days.  He’s alright.  Fairly basic, nothing fancy, but that’s to be expected.

#3698: General Hawk

GENERAL HAWK

G.I. JOE REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

Well, let’s keep this weekly ReAction review thing going and take a look at the third figure I’ve gotten from a line I wasn’t planning to get any of, G.I. Joe ReAction Figures.  It’s such an odd little line, and even Super 7 themselves don’t seem to see the longevity on it, if the introduction of their O-Ring line this year is anything to go by.  But, the O-ring line’s not here yet, and ReAction still is, so I’m over here falling back into my safe realm of guys in bomber jackets.  There’s no sense in trying to lean away from it.  So, let’s look at General Hawk.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

General Hawk was released in Wave 7 of Super 7’s G.I. Joe ReAction Figures line, and it was only in doing the work to double check his release information that I even found out that this line had actually made it through *seven* assortments.  Like, when did they do that?  I mean, I guess in the last couple of years, but, still.  I mean, I guess I’m glad they got to Hawk, because Hawk’s cool and all, so I won’t complain.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  It’s still rather odd to have a Joe articulated like a Kenner figure, but I’m growing more accustomed to it as I move forward.  Hawk’s sculpt is another all-new one.  He’s seen here in his best look, which is v2 bomber jacket-sporting look, which also served as his look for the Sunbow cartoon.  The sculpt leans more into animated than anything else, since it’s a little removed from how the actual c2 figure looked.  I can respect that; if I want a v2 faithful figure, I’ve got the actual v2 figure.  The sculpt is a little stiff, as is the case with all of these.  Hawk’s generally a stiff guy, though, right?  I mean, he’s at least a little better than Duke, though.  Duke’s the worst.  But not Hawk.  Hawk’s paint work is decent enough.  Pretty basic, and again leaning into the animation angle.  It’s a little sloppy on the hairline, but otherwise not bad.  He’s packed with a pistol and a removable helmet.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

This guy got traded into All Time, and that was genuinely the first time that I even knew the figure existed.  Not that I was deterred by the lack of knowing he existed.  He’s Hawk, he’s in a bomber jacket, and that’s that.  Ultimately, he’s got the same general drawbacks as the other Joes I’ve looked at in this style, but I think the extra touches, like the removable helmet, make him a touch more impressive.  Plus, he’s got the bomber jacket, and I’m an easy mark.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3693: Parker & Brett

PARKER & BRETT

ALIEN REACTION FIGURES (SUPER 7)

Before being the ever-expansive line of just about everything that it’s become, the Reaction Figures line was borne out of Super 7 acquiring the rights to finally release the abandoned Kenner prototypes for a 3 3/4-inch Alien line.  Super 7 originally intended to produce the figures themselves, but as a smaller company, there were concerns they would be able to produce enough of them to meet demand.  Funko stepped in to assist, and built an entire imprint out of it in-house, applying it to a great many of the licenses they already had.  The actual Alien line was initially limited to the five figures that there were already existing prototypes for from Kenner, since that’s all there was.  Funko retooled and repainted to put a few others out, but we didn’t really see truly new* figures, notably the missing three members of the crew, until ReAction moved back under Super 7 exclusively.  A decade and 40 ReAction Figures reviews ago, I actually reviewed the very figures that launched the whole imprint, and now I’m finally adding two of the three missing crew members to the mix!

THE FIGURES THEMSELVES

Parker and Brett were released alongside a bloody deco version of the Alien in the second of the three “Crew of the Nostromo” three-packs, which Super 7 used to re-release the first series figures in new colors and add the missing members of the crew once they took over the line solely.

PARKER

Hey, it’s Parker!  The most sensible person in the movie after Ripley, and also Yaphet Kotto doing his Yaphet Kotto best.  In case you’re wondering, his Yaphet Kotto best is “being Yaphet Kotto.”  Just so that’s clear.  Parker’s seen here in his main garb from the movie, sans-jacket, but before he loses the headband and button down shirt.  The figure’s just over 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  Parker’s sculpt was new to him, and a pretty good mimic of the five Kenner sculpts we got.  The head has a passing resemblance to Kotto, while still being within that Kenner realm of “not really a full likeness.”  I’d say it’s still a bit better than the first series figures, and certainly a lot better than Funko’s in-house stuff.  Parker’s paint work is also a noted improvement on the earlier stuff, losing some of the coldness of the first series, as well as its relative sloppiness.  There’s an errant mark of white just above his mouth, but otherwise, it looks pretty good.  Parker was packed without any accessories; it’s a shame they didn’t at least repack the flamethrower here, but the multipack thing offset that, I guess.

BRETT

Parker’s “Right” hand man, Brett!  …Do you get it?  Cuz he always says “right?”  Isn’t it funnier now that I’ve explained it to you?  Look, I bet Brett would have laughed at it.  He would have at the very least said “right.”  Brett’s really only got the one look, and that’s the one he gets here.  I mean, I guess you could do the “turning into an egg” Brett, but that seems like a weird way to go.  The figure’s 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  He’s got another unique sculpt, and it’s honestly another pretty solid one.  It feels very authentic, and, much like Parker, I feel the likeness, this time of actor Harry Dean Stanton, is actually not bad, especially given the stylings.  Honestly, I think he reads better as Stanton than the NECA figure, just by leaning more into caricature, and thereby missing the issue with the more subtle details not quite working.  His paint work is similar to Parker’s, and it’s better than what came before.  I do somewhat miss the pattern on the shirt, but that’s probably not very true to the style.  The jacket lacking the “NOSTROMO” on the back feels like more of a glaring omission.  Also an omission is the lack of a cattle prod accessory for him, but it’s once again a multipack thing, so there it is.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Somehow, I just missed these.  I know there was the exclusive release where they did the single cards, and then the three-packs followed, and I just never got to getting them, and then they were gone.  I had the NECA figures, of course, but I likewise never got the whole crew that way, either.  These ones landed in front of me a month or so back, and I was honestly pretty happy to find them.  They’re certainly my favorites from the crew, and I like having them to go with the rest.  I guess now I just need to find a Lambert.

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*I know there are the two Kane figures that are new sculpts, but they suffer from some of the worst of Funko’s in-house sculpts, and they’re heavily reliant on each other.  Also, we already had a Kane, so…