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#3882: The Thing

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THE THING

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“The Thing’s super-strength, rock-hard skin and never-say-die attitude make him an invaluable ally in a fight. And his loyalty, heart-of-gold and great sense of humor make him the best friend anyone could have. Before he became the Thing, Ben Grimm was a top test pilot. Now he flies the Fantastic Four wherever super-trouble erupts.”

Last week, I discussed the pending release of the first of the two Super Hero movies this month, Superman.  This week, I’m starting my build-up to the *other* movie, hitting at the end of the month, Fantastic Four!  The FF have have rather a storied history in terms of movies (including two movies directed by a guy named Story….), at best rising to “okay,” but never truly living up to the potential of the team as showcased in the comics.  It is my very distinct that this one is the one that breaks the curse.  The actual movie tie-ins haven’t quite hit yet, so I’m gonna just stick to my recent formula with some vintage Toy Biz reviews.  Here’s Benjamin Grimm, the ever-lovin’ blue-eyed Thing!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The Thing was released in Series 3 of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line, which was a whole assortment devoted to the FF and their associated characters.  It was Ben’s first figure under Toy Biz, and only his second figure, following up on the Mego.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  He’s by far TB’s least articulated take on Ben, owing largely to them still not quite having a firm handle on where they were going with articulation.  He gets the basic 5, and even then, one of his shoulders is a but hindered by his action feature.  He’s notably small for Ben, especially a ‘90s Ben, where he was really getting scaled up.  Instead, his stature and build feels a lot more like an early career Ben.  The slight softness of the sculpt kind of adds to that.  To my eye, he looks a lot like the Hannah-Barbera Thing, which, honestly, I don’t hate.  Despite being a departure, he still very much feels like the Thing, and that’s what’s most important.  His color work is generally basic.  The orange is all molded plastic, and it’s admittedly rather on the yellow side of shading.  Certainly more than I’m used to.  There’s no accenting or anything, so the already soft sculpt feels even softer, which is a bit unfortunate.  He’s sporting his Byrne-era colors for the costume, which was still current at the time.  It’s actually a dark blue, rather than the very bright shade they kept going with later, so it feels more authentic than Toy Biz’s other versions.  Ben is packed with a rather neat street sign accessory.  It’s bent and breaks into two pieces, and it even says “Yancy Street” at the top, which s a really neat character touch.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As a kid, my first Ben was the disguised version from Series 3 of the cartoon line, which was the current version when I got into collecting.  He remained my only figure of the character in this scale for my entire childhood.  This figure was actually my brother’s, which he bought from Cosmic Comix some time in the mid-00s.  When he scaled down his collection after high school, I happily absorbed this guy into mine.  He’s a different sort of figure, and not really your conventional take, but I like him a lot.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0034: Captain America

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CAPTAIN AMERICA

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

Hey, it’s July 4th.  Well, isn’t that something. Really going great for us as a country here, huh?  Lot to celebrate?  American Dream feeling super realized?  Oh, wait, no, it’s actually none of those things.  Well, gee, that’s a bit of a bummer.  And I’m not even writing a proper review today?  Wow, guys, sorry.  If nothing else, I’ll lean into my own personal coping mechanism for the ugliness surrounding us, which is championing behind a man who’s loyal to the dream and made a career out of punching Nazis, Captain America!

“When Captain America throws his mighty shield! All Foes who chose to oppose his shield must yield!”

-Captain America Theme Song

My first introduction to Captain America was through VHS copies of the ‘60s cartoon. As cheesy as they are, I loved every minute of them. Sadly, in the mid-90s, when I was becoming so fond of Cap as a character, he was more or less absent from toy shelves. I eventually got the Spider-Man: The Animated Series version when it was finally released, but the figure I always wanted was Toy Biz’s first version of the character, which I’ll be looking at today!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Captain America was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line. This Cap stands just under 5 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation. This figure predates elbow articulation becoming a standard for Toy Biz’s Marvel stuff, as they were still very much aping the Kenner Super Powers style, and none of those had elbow movement. Really, this whole figure in general feels like a Captain America figure done to fit with Super Powers (well, aside from size, since he’s taller than any figure Kenner put out), which is far from a bad thing. Rather than the more ‘90s-esc proportions of which Toy Biz would later become so fond, Cap is pretty subdued, and looks more or less like a real person. His torso features some awesome detailing for the scale-mail, and I love the way they’ve sculpted the star logo so as to make it pop a bit more. Figures of Captain America have the unfortunate tendency to miss the mark on the good Captain’s face. I guess he’s just one of those characters where it has to be just right. I think this figure’s the closest anyone’s ever gotten to my ideal Captain America, at least from a comic-based perspective. It’s a little round by today’s standards, but I really like the overall style present here.  There’s just a certain sincerity to it that lots of Caps lack. Cap’s paintwork is quite nicely handled, especially for the time. The colors are all nice and bold, and he really sells the whole patriotic super hero thing. His eyes are admittedly a little wonky, and it would have been nice for his belt buckle to be something other than the unpainted blue plastic, but those are relatively minor complaints. Cap was packed with his mighty shield, as well as a weird launching device for it. However, my figure sadly lacks these pieces.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As I noted in the intro, this was a figure I really wanted growing up. Unfortunately, he was released before I got into collecting, and wasn’t very easy to find after the fact. So, I had to settle for the US Agent repaint from a few series later. In fact, my dad, as awesome as he was, even bought me an extra US Agent and we painted him up in proper Cap colors, which held me over quite nicely. This particular figure ended up being one of the fifteen figures I picked up at the last Balticon. I’m glad to finally have the official version, and he’s aged a bit better than a lot of Toy Biz’s output from the same time period.

Well, after being rather disappointed with my own review for last week’s Addendum, this one feels more on the money.  Admittedly, it was a generally better time for my writing.  I’d just graduated from college, and I was writing this in my down time on an RV trip I took with Jess and her aunt and uncle.  It gave me more time to properly appreciate things.  I do still really like this guy.  Since my original review, I did manage to track down a shield and launcher for him.  It’s the same one used with US Agent, of course, but in more proper coloring.  It’s gimmicky, but ultimately not in a really obtrusive way, so I don’t hate it.  All-in-all, Toy Biz kind of hit it pretty strong with their original Cap, and I don’t really know that they ever truly topped it.

#3878: She-Hulk

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SHE-HULK

MARVEL UNIVERSE (TOY BIZ)

So, here’s the neat thing about the original Secret Wars miniseries: it sucks!  Sorry, is that too harsh?  Well, I stand by it.  There were toys, and it’s big and flashy, and it’s got everyone’s favorites in one place, but it’s genuinely just a mess of a story that really doesn’t work if you put in under even the slightest bit of scrutiny.  There were, however, some good things that came out of it.  Obviously, Spider-Man’s new costume is high on the list, but also, in light of Ben Grimm’s decision to stay on Battle World, we get She-Hulk joining the Fantastic Four.  It’s a fun change of dynamic, and it worked out really well in their main book.  It’s also a great excuse for a She-Hulk variant.  Oh hey, here’s one of those!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

She-Hulk is the seventh mail-away exclusive through ToyFare magazine, specifically offered up as an incentive for purchasing a year’s subscription in 1998.  This was Toy Biz’s second go at She-Hulk, which honestly makes her something of a rarity for the mail-aways, who tended to be new characters.  In fact, she’s also a pretty notable character in general, compared to the other caliber of characters generally offered.  The figure stands about 7 inches tall and she has 8 points of articulation.  Her mold originally hailed from the Hulk line, which was made up of a lot of rather large figures.  She-Hulk was no exception.  She’s not incredibly posable, though.  The lack of neck or elbows, and the choice to give her the dreaded v-hips means she’s really only good for standing.  And even that’s a bit iffy, if I’m honest.  The sculpt is…well it is what it is.  It’s kind of soft, except for the hair, which is surprisingly sharp by comparison.  Her arms are rather long and her proportions are weird.  With all of the crazy builds of the characters in the Hulk line, I guess this one just sort of threw them for a bit of a loop.  It’s not awful, but not great.  Her distinguishing feature here is the paint work.  She’s got the FF uniform in place of her purple leotard, as seen in the comics.  It matches the earlier Fantastic Four line’s version of the team, so she can fit right in, even if that does mean that she’s got bright blue on the costume when it *technically* should be black, or at least a very dark blue.  I’ll give them a pass, since correcting it for her would mean she wouldn’t match the other figures.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I remember seeing the little pamphlet for this figure when she was offered up, but I didn’t fully comprehend at the time how you were supposed to get her.  My main She-Hulk wound up being the Hall of Fame version, and I just never got around to tracking this one down.  That is until I decided I was tired of all of my Toy Biz Marvel figures being boxed up or unopened, and put a bunch of them up on the shelves, at which point I started actively hunting the ones I didn’t have again.  She-Hulk wound up being the first of the ToyFare exclusives I was missing to wind up in front of me for a good deal, so here she is.  She’s got her issues for sure, but she’s good at what she needs to be, which is a Toy Biz FF She-Hulk.  Admittedly, I might be slightly biased on this one.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0033: Mole Man

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MOLE MAN

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

We are back with the Flashback Friday Figure Addendums, and today, we’re continuing last week’s return back to my earliest Fantastic Four reviews here on the site.  This one contains less outright lying to my dear readers, but I won’t say it’s without issue.  So, here’s Mole Man!

I’m looking at a fourth (hey that’s neat!) figure from Toybiz’s 90s Fantastic Four line.  This time it’s a figure of their first foe (Other than those wacky cosmic rays):  Mole Man.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The figure is Mole Man, released in the first wave of Fantastic Four figures.  He’s got 7 points of articulation and he stands about 5 inches tall.  And that’s an issue.  Mole Man is a character typically depicted as being a short, fat guy in the comics, and while Toybiz got the girth right, the scale of this figure is WAY off.  He’s the same height as just about everyone in the line, but he’s obviously meant to be smaller.  Quite frankly, he looks like he belongs with a marvel Legends set up, were it not for the more simplistic styling of the figure.  He’s also got this weird spinning right hand action feature.  When you press the button at the top of his right arm, his hand quickly spins 360 degrees.  I’m not really sure what it’s purpose is, but there you have it.  Somebody thought that was a good hook for the figure.  This figure is fairly disappointing, because the sculpt isn’t bad, but the scale totally kills it.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Mole Man, while disappointing, actually represents a pretty neat story.  He was purchased in 2003 from a KB Toys liquidation center.  It was pretty much this giant KB, that was full of deeply discounted toys from about 5-10 years earlier.  Mole Man was purchased along with a large selection of other 90s Marvel figures for an insanely low price, which excited me greatly.

Okay, I’m gonna be real with you guys: I don’t like this review.  That’s a first for me.  I’ve looked back on earlier writing and felt like maybe it didn’t hold up as well, but this is the first time I’ve just actively disliked it.  The “wacky cosmic rays” bit is perhaps the only thing I don’t hate.  I blame my desire to place whit over function earlier on in my writing, which sometimes worked, but sometimes did…this?

I feel like I was exceptionally harsh on the figure, specifically on the scaling front, which is a bit much.  Like, yes, he’s too large to properly fit with the rest of the line, but I don’t know that it’s a total deal breaker the way I make it out to be up above.  In fact, it’s a pretty nice sculpt, all things considered.  And yeah, the spinning wrist isn’t the most thrilling feature, but it works well with his staff, and it’s not as intrusive as, say, Dr. Doom’s launching arm or Reed’s rubber arms.  So, I’m gonna have to break from past Ethan and say I think this figure’s actually pretty okay.  He was missing his staff and little Moloid buddy when I reviewed him, but I’ve since found them, and they do really help make him cooler.

Also, I talk a little about the KB Toys Liquidation Center at the end, and say it’s a great story, but then I don’t really elaborate.  The significance of that story is that my Dad, Grandmother, brother, and I took a day trip out to this spot, and we just absolutely loaded up on stuff, a lot of it being Toy Biz Marvel for me.  And then we got lunch, and just generally had a good time of things.  My Grandmother viewed it as sort of a progression of our weekly trips to the KB in the mall near her house, and always reflected pretty positively on the trip, which was pretty cool.  So, *that’s* the cool story.

#3874: Silver Surfer

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SILVER SURFER

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

On Friday, I admitted to the great lie I perpetrated back during the first month of reviews here on the site. That I hadn’t *actually* reviewed the Toy Biz Fantastic Four Silver Surfer. So, to make up for this horrible thing I’ve done, today I do what I claimed to do 12 years ago, and review that Toy Biz Fantastic Four Silver Surfer. Let’s do this.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Silver Surfer was released in the first series of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line. He was ostensibly meant to tie-in with the show, but also it’s kind of a general purpose Surfer design, so it easily goes either way. The figure stands 5 inches tall and he has 11 points of articulation. His mold is the same one I looked at before, though it originated here (and was shared with the hastily added Human Torch from the same series). It’s good, but does feel perhaps a little small. For the original release, he was done up in a bright, very shiny chrome, which feels more in line which the character’s usual depictions. It holds up pretty well, and also manages to not totally remove all of the sculpted detailing, which marked an improvement on the Marvel Super Heroes version. He was packed with his board, which again matches his finish, and again has the slipper looking spots for his feet. He also gets the ring attachment for the bottom.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As a kid, I had the CD-ROM figure and the 10-inch figure, but never this guy. I honestly never felt the need, since my bases were covered by the others. But, as I delve further into a proper complete run of these, I realize my bases were in fact *not* covered. Thankfully, a proper Series 1 figure came into All Time a little while back, allowing proper coverage of the bases once more!

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0032: Silver Surfer

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SILVER SURFER

FANTASTIC FOUR THE SILVER SURFER (TOY BIZ)

People are fallible. Even the best of us can let you down sometimes. Dear reader, please remember this and be kind as we delve into today’s Flashback Friday Figure Addendum, my oldest Silver Surfer review.

Time for another Fantastic Four review it seems.  Today we’re looking at a sometimes foe, but usually friend of the team, Silver Surfer.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The figure in question is the first herald of Galactus, Norin Radd, aka the Silver Surfer.  Good old Nor here has 11 points of articulation and stands 5 inches tall.  At one point in time, he was a bit shinier, but my figure has long since dulled.  The figure’s sculpt is solid.  I think it would be difficult to mess up a bald, naked guy, but I’d probably be wrong.  He’s got a nice assortment of articulation, though I’m not really sure what’s going on with his right arm.  Is he supposed to be doing something specific ?  Because all I see is some kind of record scratching move.  Maybe this is actually a figure of often forgotten 90s sensation DJ Sizzle Surfer-izzle and I just wasn’t aware…

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I was a moderate silver surfer fan as a kid, but I actually rarely used this figure as the Surfer.  He was a nice, generic figure, good for a million things.  His joints are practically worn out from all the play time this guy got!

So, the failing starts right at the beginning, and just goes all the way through, where I just totally and completely LIE about this figure. Because the figure covered both here and in the original review? He’s *not* the one from the Fantastic Four line, nor was he ever any shinier than he is now. No, in fact, he’s actually one of two figures released in 1996, accompanied by a CD-ROM featuring digitized versions of key comic book issues, in the case of this figure, Silver Surfer related ones. I recall that being the one I had, but I guess in my mind he was the same basic figure. He was notably duller than the original release. My initial review, aside from the lying, covered the basics of the figure okay. He was missing his surfboard at the time, but I’ve since scared that one up, so huzzah, he actually gets to be a Surfer again. It’s an okay piece, and matches his finish. The connection is sort of odd, kind of like a slipper that goes over his foot, but it keeps him in place okay. There’s also a loop that attaches to the bottom, so you can put it on your finger? I guess that’s better than just holding the actual board with your hands. What is it, a toy for babies?

#3866: Maestro

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MAESTRO

THE INCREDIBLE HULK (TOY BIZ)

“From the future comes the corrupted version of the Incredible Hulk, the Maestro! Turning away from good, the Maestro defeated all of the world’s heroes in his future time, and now wears their weapons and armor as trophies. Using his incredible strength to become the ruler of the war-torn society, the Maestro is evil personified and he’s not finished. The only hope for this terrible future comes as the Hulk of our time is pulled forward to face the Maestro in battle and defeat him. Warned of the arrival of the Hulk, the Maestro readies himself for the greatest clash of his life!”

Two weeks ago, prolific comics writer, novelist, and columnist Peter David passed away.  Peter was a family friend, who I had known pretty much since I was born, and a regular attendee at the sci-fi conventions my family helped run.  He’d been battling with some health issues for a few years, but his passing still seemed sudden, and it is odd to think that a man with such a distinctive voice will now be absent from so many conversations.  Peter had a hand in a lot of very popular comics over the years, and in particular did a lot of pretty noteworthy things during his time writing Hulk.  He really explored the internal struggle of Bruce Banner and his duality as the Hulk, bringing to the forefront many different versions of the title character.  Alongside the late and great George Perez, Peter created Maestro, a dark take on the Hulk from an alternate future.  He got a pretty quick turnaround on the toy front, which I’m looking at today.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Maestro was released in 1997’s “Transformations” series of Toy Biz’s The Incredible Hulk line.  Rather appropriately, the assortment also had Smart Hulk, the version of Hulk from the present day that he faced off against in his initial story, so that worked out pretty well.  The figure stands about 6 1/2 inches tall and he has 8 points of articulation.  He’s not particularly agile, but he’s a Hulk, so they don’t tend to be.  The neck is particularly stiff, though, due to the beard and long hair.  Generally, he’s really just good for the one pose.  It is, at least, a pretty cool pose.  The sculpt is rather on par with the rest of the main Hulk line.  It’s solid, and there’s a lot of pretty nice little detailing.  The warts and such on the skin are gross, but they’re kind of supposed to be, right?  In the story, Maestro is Hulk after the rest of the Marvel Universe is dead, so to reflect this, the figure gets a Toy Biz original twist on his design: the fallen hero armor.  He’s got a bandolier sporting the helmets/heads of Juggernaut, Ultron, Iron Man, Dr. Doom, and Nova, and Dr. Strange’s cloak attached to that.  He’s also got a damaged version of Cap’s shield, with a chain connecting Mjolnir to it on his left arm, and he *should* have a gauntlet on the right arm made of Wolverine’s bones, but mine is missing that part.  It’s a really cool, really distinctive visual, that’s not based on anything from the comics, nor has it ever been adapted into the comics, but it’s still very cool.  Maestro’s paint work is pretty nice, actually.  The core body gets quite a bit of accenting and smaller detail wrk, and the fallen hero armor gets a lot of color.  The only slight oddity is the all-red eyes; he usually just had normal eyes, but they made them red.  It’s not a bad visual, but doesn’t quite represent the character’s comic look.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I remember seeing this figure in the store when he was new, and I was always fascinated by the armor (especially since it was our only glimpse at a classic Iron Man or Ultron during the Toy Biz run), but for whatever reason, I just never got around to buying one.  It’s been on my list since I got back into the collection in college, but was always just outside my immediate “gotta buy it” price range.  In light of Peter’s passing, I decided it was time to stop putting it off and finally get one, which I did.  He’s really cool, even if he’s not strictly comic accurate.  I’m glad I finally got one.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0031: Magneto

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MAGNETO

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

Okay, you guys, I’m doing it for real this time!  I’m *actually* wrapping up Toy Biz X-Men Series 1….more or less.  I’m focussing on the more, though, because I think that sounds better for me personally.  So, for today’s Flashback Friday Figure Addendum, let’s return back to Magneto!

“The evil mutant master of magnetism, Magneto is the arch-enemy of the X-Men. With his magnetic power, Magneto’s magnetic force can pull even the heaviest objects to him, throw them miles away, or cause them to shatter with sudden explosiveness. Magneto plans to enslave mankind and mercilessly rule Earth with the other evil mutants. But first he must destroy the X-Men, the super hero mutants who are mankind’s defenders.”

Magneto’s first action figure came from Mattel’s Secret Wars line. Though sold as a villain, the story was an early adopter of the heroic turn for the character. By the time of his second figure, he’d run the whole gamut of villain to hero and back again. It’s a little odd to see the character referred to simply as an evil mutant, but that’s where he landed when the team came into all of their notoriety, I suppose.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Magneto was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Men line, as one of three villains presented therein. Magneto had gone through a few different costumes by this point, but returned to his classic design just in time for this figure’s release. The figure stands 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation. Magneto’s sculpt was an all-new offering, and it remained unique to this figure all throughout Toy Biz’s tenure with the license. Magneto sports perhaps the finest sculpt in the whole first series. His proportions are notably less goofy and his posture far less stilted than other figures from this assortment. He’s not painfully scrawny like Cyclops was, and he can actually manage some decent poses, unlike Storm. His helmet was removable, and while that made it more than a little bit oversized, and just a touch goofy looking, it does mean we were treated to the fully detailed un-helmeted head beneath it, which does a very nice job of capturing Magneto’s usual stern but well-meaning expression. Despite the big emphasis on the whole “evil” bit in the bio, that’s not quite what was presented by the figure here, and he ends up very true to the character in that regard. Though later figures in the line would go the sculpted cape route, this one got a cloth piece, keeping with the vaguely Super Powers-esque aesthetic that these early Toy Biz offerings had. Like the bulkier helmet, it’s a bit dated looking and slightly goofy, but it’s not bad for what it is. Magneto’s paintwork is pretty straight forward stuff. The red parts are all molded plastic, and everything else is painted. Application is mostly pretty clean; there’s some slight slop on the boots and gloves, but it’s very minor. In addition to the removable helmet and cape, this guy came with three pieces of “metal debris,” which, via magnets in his torso and hands, could be attached to the figure, thus simulating his powers.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I have two of this guy, and it’s all my dad’s fault. Well, not directly, I suppose. When I was just getting into collecting, my dad and I were doing a lot of tandem buying, where we’d both get something. On one of our trips, he got this figure, and I really liked it, but I never ended up finding another at retail. A few years later, I found this guy (along with Nightcrawler) at a flea market, sans helmet and cape. Despite the missing pieces, that was certainly good enough for me, at least at the time. In recent years, I become slightly more picky about such things, so I ended up tracking down a second one, via my friends at Yesterday’s Fun, and this one had the missing pieces. This remains my favorite Magneto figure, and I’m happy to have a more complete release.

Man, I did cover my bases on “more complete” at the end there.  Good for me.  Well, now he’s *actually* complete.  And then some!  I managed to find those missing “debris” parts for my figure, and, along the way, I also managed to snag the paint variant that I neglected to mention the last time.  For his initial and all subsequent releases, Magneto got the all purple collar, as seen in my original review, but for only the initial run, there was also a variant with a red box in the middle, unpainted.  It gives him an extra bit of flair, but I imagine it was a lot more difficult to keep consistent, hence just filling it in for later runs.  Not crazy different, but nifty.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0030: Archangel

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ARCHANGEL

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

Hey, did you guys realize there were still some figures from Toy Biz’s first series of X-Men I hadn’t addendummed?  Because there are.  So, here I go, fixing that.  Ooooooooooooooh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaah!  …*ahem*… Sorry about that.  Anyway, here’s Archangel.

“Archangel is the high-flying X-Man with a knock-out secret weapon– wingtip darts filled with paralyzing fluid! Archangel can fire these darts with uncanny accuracy from any height and speed. With his amazing metal wings, Archangel is able to fly faster than the speed of sound and silently attack like a striking eagle. This ability strikes terror in the hearts of evil mutants, for their first warning of Archangel’s attack is usually the impact of one of his darts!”

In the late ’80s/early ’90s, there was a trend in comics, of taking characters with formerly passive powers and either creating a new character with those powers plus an offensive component, or even just reforging the original into something more “kick-ass.”  Founding X-Men member Warren Worthington III, originally known as Angel, found himself on the receiving end of one of these make-overs, become the war-ready Archangel.  It was a lasting look, and one that was at the forefront when it came time for Warren’s first action figure.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Archangel was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Men line.  His presence is somewhat interesting, as he’s the only X-Man in the line-up who wasn’t from the “All-New, All-Different” lineup.  Archangel was still wearing his hideous “Death” togs he got from Apocalypse at the time of this figure, so that’s what he’s wearing here.  Boy, was this costume ugly.  I mean, I love it, but it’s ugly.  The figure stands 4 3/4 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation (his wings can also move, but it’s tied into his action feature, and they don’t really hold poses or anything).  His sculpt was unique to him.  It’s not terrible, but I do think he’s a fair bit more dated than some of the others in the set.  His head’s kind of large, and his facial expression is sort of goony. I think it’s the eyes; they seem too close together.  The body is rather stiffly posed, and his proportions are definitely a little off.  The arms are probably the worst part; they just look so scrawny when compared to the rest of him.  The wings are okay, though they suffer a bit from the comics’ lack of consistency on the exact shaping of them.  They’re also slightly marred by the “missile launching feature” at the tops.  I use the quotes because there’s no actual spring-loaded feature or anything; you just pushed them out with your thumb.  Kind of disappointing.  The torso is also impacted a bit by the wings.  Toy Biz wasn’t sure how to attach them, so they went for this this big honking block on his back.  Elegant it is not.  Archangel’s paintwork is decent enough; it’s a little brighter than a lot of interpretations of this costume tend to be, but it’s not like it was going to get *less* ugly.  There were two versions of this guy’s colorscheme; the original release had white wings, while the re-release offered both white and grey wings.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Archangel was one of my earlier additions to my collection.  Though the Invasion series had hit right when I started collecting (and given me my first three X-Men figures in the process), the Archangel variant included there wasn’t quite as plentiful, so I ended up getting this guy’s re-release instead.  He’s not aged particularly well, and I definitely prefer other Archangel’s, but he still has a quaint sort of a charm to him.

This review hit in the midst of a run of these reviews I ran in 2018, as I was doing a dive into the first series of the line, following finally getting a complete set of them.  At the time, I didn’t have his two thumb missiles, but I have managed to square up a pair of them to go with mine since.  They’re kind of unimpressive, but at least they’re there?  Wooooooooo.

 

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0029: Bishop

Posted by Ethan Wilson in Flashback Friday Figure Addendum, Reviews and tagged with , , , ,

BISHOP

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

Who better for a jump back in time than one of the X-Men’s resident time travellers, Lucas Bishop, a guy who only goes by his last name, because it’s cooler that way, so it’s just Bishop!

“Accidentally wrenched back through several decades by the time-twisting evil mutant named Fitzroy, Bishop arrived in our era from one of Earth’s many possible futures. Bishop survived the battle that followed, thanks to his mutant ability to absorb the energy attacks of others and turn that power back against his foes. Stranded in our time, Bishop has added his might to that of the present-day X-Men by joining their Gold Team!”

The X-Men really just became a haven for displaced time-travelers, didn’t they?  Also guys with vague, unrelated “cool” names that were just common place words, and whose abilities translated to “has a gun”.  All of these things nicely describe Bishop, an uber ’90s character, who could only be more ’90s if he wore a leather jacket and had shoulder pads.  I suppose he got off easy in that regard.  Bishop was prominent enough in the ’90s to feature on X-Men: The Animated Series, and by extension find his way into Toy Biz’s line of X-Men figures from the same period, getting what would be his very first action figure.  I’ll be taking a look at that figure today!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Bishop was initially released as part of Series 4 of the X-Men line, and would see subsequent re-release in the Marvel Universe line and as part of a multi-pack with Wolverine and Gambit.  All three releases of the figure are functionally identical, but it’s worth noting that mine is a Series 4 release.  Bishop is sporting his primary look from the ’90s, which was the only one he had at the time of the figure’s release.  The figure stands 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Though he’s rocking a waist swivel, he loses movement in his neck, presumably due to his hair.  Curiously, though, the Deluxe 10-inch figure and 2 1/2-inch Steel Mutants figure that are both patterned on the same sculpt both had a neck joint, so why it was missing from this guy is anyone’s guess.  Beyond that, the sculpt is fairly typical for the time.  He’s super bulky, but that’s just Bishop.  I will say that they were starting to run into the limits of this slightly simpler style of elbow joint they used, since it’s a little small for such a large arm.  It works overall, though.  The detailing on the hair is pretty nice, and definitely does his very dated hair cut proud.  Bishop’s paintwork is fairly basic, and a little bit messy on my figure.  There’s a lot of fuzzy edges, and the yellow sections are definitely prone to some serious bleedover.  In 1996, Bishop was also re-issued as part of the “Flashback” assortment, which was all repaints.  For that release, his blue was swapped for grey and black, and his yellow for gold, and his skintone was made somewhat lighter.  There was a second, predominantly red deco also shown, but it never hit shelves.  Whatever the case, the paint is a little cleaner on that release, but of course the trade off is that he’s not in his classic colors any more.  Whichever release you get, Bishop included two large blaster rifles in black, and features a “Quick-Draw Weapon Release” action feature.  Press the button on his back and his right arm swings upward.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I didn’t have Bishop as a kid, largely because his episodes of the cartoon were some of my least favorite, so I never formed much of an enjoyment of the character.  That said, I really dig the ’90s X-Men line and I’m slowly working through building a complete collection, which meant getting this guy at some point, right?  I found both versions of Bishop at a toy show a while back, allowing me to close off that corner of the X-Mythos in one fell swoop, I suppose.  He’s not really one of the better Toy Biz X-Men, but then he’s far from the worst.  He fills in the roster pretty nicely.

Bishop stands as a single Toy Biz review in a month that was otherwise without them.  I’d be hard-pressed to tell you *why* I reviewed him at that time, since I wasn’t doing any notable run of Toy Biz reviews at the time.  He wasn’t even new at the time, having been picked up two summers prior.  And, I feel the need to confess that I did *not* complete the collection in one fell swoop as I stated.  I had actually gotten the regular a little bit earlier, during a birthday excursion in 2017, while the variant was indeed from a toy show the following year.  In my original review, I noted that he had two guns, but I only showed one of them.  I unearthed the second one, so I’ve added it to the main photo, so he’s all proper and complete.