MAN-AT-ARMS
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (MATTEL)
“Man-At-Arms aka Duncan was a mentor to the young Prince Adam as well as a foster father to Teela.”
Most of my knowledge of Masters of the Universe comes from the 2002 reboot of the franchise, which served as my introduction to the context, and also provided the backbone of my MotU collection. As such, most of my reviews here on the site have also been from the 2002 series. Today, I’m going into less charted territory, and looking at a vintage offering. So, let’s look at He-Man’s mentor, Man-At-Arms!
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Man-At-Arms was part of the first assortment of Masters of the Universe figures, released in 1982. The figure stands 5 1/2 inches tall and he has 6 points of articulation. MotU was largely about getting as many uses out the same few bodies as possible, and Man-At-Arms follows suit. He uses the standard Barbarian body (seen on the previously reviewed Tri-Klops figure), meaning he’s got those same goofy, overly-muscled proportions seen on the rest of the line. They picked a style and they stuck with it. Man-At-Arms had a new head, as well as add-on pieces for his chest, shoulder, and shin armor (mine’s missing the shin armor). The head is infamously missing Duncan’s signature mustache, present on all other incarnations of the character, due to the figure’s design being put into production before Filmation added the mustache for the cartoon. It results in a slightly different look for Duncan, but not an outright terrible one or anything. The helmet has some pretty decent detail work going on, as do the clip-on armor pieces. Man-At-Arms has a pretty simple paint scheme. For the most part, he’s just molded in the appropriate colors, with only his face, helmet, belt, and boots getting any actual paint. Application is mostly pretty clean, but the boots in particular have some definite slop. The armor has no paint at all, making it look rather cheap and goofy, which is a real shame given how much detail went into the sculpt. Man-At-Arms included a mace, to be held in his right hand. It was the same color as his armor, and a little small and non-threatening, but I guess if you have muscles like that, you can afford for your weapons to be small and non-threatening.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
With the exception of a few personal favorite characters, the vintage Masters line isn’t one I really go out looking for. That being said, the 2nd Ave Thrift store nearby seems to have gotten in someone’s ’80s toy collection, which has been slowly trickling out. This guy and a few others popped up, and for a few bucks for the set, I felt like I could do a lot worse. This line’s not totally my thing, but Man-At-Arms isn’t a bad figure.




















Another week, another late review. One of these days I’m going to get the hang of this. And what’s that? April 1st? Time for jokes and pranks and whatnot. Well, kinda, I don’t have quite the same elaborate gag-posts Ethan pulls off, but this week’s blaster is a joke in and of itself in a way. That’s me saying it’s bad. It’s a bad… you know what? Nevermind. On to the review.
It’s the Marvel Captain America: Civil War Iron Man Stark Strike Gauntlet Blaster… from Hasbro. At least, that’s what the friendly marketing guy in the video ad for this product told me. It’s the longest name for a Nerf blaster I can think of since the Nerf N-Strike Accu-Zombie Elite Strike Fire Mega Fury Strike Rapid Modulus Strike Fire Strike Strike… from Hasbro. The MCA:CWIMSSGB… fH was released in 2016 as a tie-in product for the Captain America: Civil War film. The blaster uses spring power to launch the dart, but instead of using it to push a plunger into a cylinder to create air pressure, the spring just impacts the dart directly. I’ve mentioned this system a couple times I the past, largely in reference to how terrible it is, and that assessment holds true here as well. The body of the blaster is pretty good, actually, the main feature being that the actual blaster part pops up from the rest of the platform before allowing you to fire. The construction feels solid and the sculpt is all new with
some painted gold accent work here and there. The only controls on the blaster are the two buttons on the back, one causes the blaster to pop up, the other fires. Interestingly, due to the nature of the firing mechanism, even if the blaster is primed, it can’t be fired without a dart in the barrel, I assume to prevent the spring from beating the crap out of the internals of the blaster. The strap is small but I can still get it around my adult-sized wrist without too much trouble. Unfortunately, the problem with arm-mounted blasters is that aiming is pretty much out of the question. They say you can’t lick your own elbow, and it seems just about as impossible getting a sight-picture with it too, not that aiming would improve your chances of hitting anything with this blaster. As said before, calling the ranges on this blaster “disappointing” would be the understatement of the month, that is, if it fires at all. More often than not, the shock of the top part snapping up into position is enough to shake the dart forward in the barrel to where it no longer presses on the firing lock, meaning you have to re-seat the dart before the blaster will fire. If it does work, then you can watch the dart go flying up to about 10 or 15 feet. Woo… So unless you have some really emotionally fragile siblings, this blaster won’t help much when you decide to bust into their room and light them up. It’s probably best to leave it back in your room. The Marvel Captain America: Civil War Iron Man Stark Strike Gauntlet Blaster… from Hasbro comes with 2 Eilte darts in red and black but I seem to have lost mine, oh well.








