VANTABLACK DARTH VADER
STAR WARS: THE VANTABLACK SERIES (HASBRO)
“Once a heroic Vantablack Jedi Knight, Vantablack Darth Vader was seduced by the Vantablack side of the Force, became a Sith Vantablack Lord, and led the Vantablack Empire’s eradication of the Vantablack Jedi Order. He remained in service of the Vantablack Emperor for decades, enforcing his Vantablack Master’s will and seeking to crush the fledgling Vantablack Rebel Alliance. Vantablackly.”
Have you ever looked at something and thought it could use some more light devouring, piercing, soul-sucking absolute blackness? No? Well, that’s ’cause you’re silly. The obvious answer was “vanta-yes!” Enter Hasbro with their brand new product line, combining all of the coolness of their Star Wars: The Black Series line with the absolute blackness that is Vantablack. Behold, Star Wars: The Vantablack Series.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Vantablack Darth Vader is the inaugural figure in Star Wars: The Vantablack Series‘s first assortment, alongside Vantablack TIE Pilot, Vantablack Death Trooper, and the ultra-secret-mega-chase-one-per-case-completely-theoretical Vantablack Panther. Why’s there a Marvel figure in there? Disney, that’s why. All of those are all well and good, but today’s the main event, the main man, Vantablack Darth Vader, representing Darth Vader as he’d be if he were more Vantablack-y. This figure stands 6 1/2 inches tall and he has…points of articulation? I think there’s like around 30? I don’t know, it’s hard to tell. Absolute blackness and all. You try to get an accurate count on something you can’t see! Vader’s sculpt is..uhh, well there’s…I mean, uhh, it’s new, I think? It feels new. Or maybe it’s old. I suppose it could be the same as the last one. I’m not used to reviewing my figures by touch. The quality is good, though. I think. There’s probably tons of details there. It sure feels like it. I think it’s accurate to the movies, but having never touched any of the Vader suits from the movies, I can’t quite give an accurate reading. If my fingers don’t deceive me, this is an ANH Vader. Good choice, guys, that one’s the best feeling one. The paint on this guy is all Vantablack all the time. It’s obviously got consistent coverage, since I can’t see any reflection at all. Vantablack Vader is packed with his usual lightsaber, but with the hilt also in Vantablack. It’s cool, but I’ve already dropped it on the floor, and what with the Vantablack…I mean, do you know how hard it is to find an item that doesn’t reflect?
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
I stumbled on this guy at my Toys R Us. I mean that literally. The box is *also* in Vantablack, and, as I noted, that stuff doesn’t reflect, so it’s kind of hard to see, especially since TRU’s literally just stacking this stuff on the floors now. Since I’d already left a sizable shoe-print on the box, I figured I should probably pay for it. I greatly look forward to having more of these figures that I can’t really see. Maybe I’ll put them in a dark corner of the room.





































If there’s one staple of Nerf blasters that always comes back, it’s revolvers, ok, revolvers and jolts, but let’s stick with the revolvers for today. All things considered, it’s a good design. There’ve been so many iterations that pretty much any issues have already been ironed out, but if you look at Nerf Revolvers over time, they have this odd trend of steadily getting smaller and smaller cylinders, and in turn, lower capacity. Today’s blaster is the first example of a 4-shot revolver I can think of, but as we’ve seen from Toy Fair last month, it won’t be the last.
Ok, first things first, I know I give Nerf a decent amount of ribbing over the naming conventions for their blasters, but when the other 3 blasters in a line have names containing “falcon”, ”hawk”, and “raptor”, there’s a pretty clear theme that they’re going for. With that in mind, what the double deuce kind of name is Quadrant? I get the name references the 4 barrels in the cylinder, but it throws off the whole bird-of-prey thing they set up. Anyway, the Quadchickadee was released in 2018 as part of the Accustrike series. As mentioned before, it is a 4-shot revolver that works more or less like any other revolver at this point. The construction is all new and pretty solid, like you’d expect from a Nerf blaster of this size, and the ergonomics are good. The proportions are kind of weird, what with the top half of the blaster being rather large and bulky.
At the very least, it’s not terribly top heavy which is a concern I had before it was released. What I don’t quite get is why the barrels are so far apart in the cylinder. Typically, the benefit of lower capacity in a revolver is a lower profile, but the cylinder for the Quadbearded-tit is barely smaller than the one in the Hammershot, which holds 5 rounds normally. But in addition, modders have shown it can handle 7 rounds in the same space quite handily. It just feels needlessly limiting to cap the capacity at 4, especially when it doesn’t even enable some other gimmick or function in the blaster. The performance is on par with other Nerf pistols. It doesn’t have the most power or range ever, but no one expects it to. Being in the Accustrike series, there’s nothing mechanical that separates this from any other blaster, all that means is it’s orange and comes with Accustrike darts as opposed to standard Elites. The darts do actually make it a little easier to hit targets from further away, so they’re good for surprise pot-shots at your younger siblings, with or without busting into their room first. The QuadAndean Cock of the Rock (it’s a real bird, look it up) comes packaged with 4 Accustrike darts.