#3757: The Riddler

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THE RIDDLER

SUPER POWERS (McFARLANE TOYS)

“Riddle us this: what cerebral criminal with an affinity for purple and green loves challenging the Dark Knight with cleverly calculated crimes and puzzling plots?”

The Riddler is a character notable in the context of the vintage Super Powers line in an interesting fashion that hinges on him *not* being in the vintage Super Powers line.  He’s not even one of the scrapped figures from after the line ended.  However, after the line ended in the US, it was picked up by two companies in Argentina, Pacipa and PlayFul, who released the figures under the Super Amigos branding.  They added a single new character to the line, and it was, you guessed it, the Riddler (called El Acertijo), who was just a straight repaint of Green Lantern.  Toy Biz’s re-purposing of the Kenner molds also resulted in a Riddler (this time a re-worked Flash), and all this time later, McFarlane is getting in on the Riddler fun too.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The Riddler is part of Series 9 of McFarlane’s Super Powers line.  He’s designed to pair off with the Batman in the assortment (who’s the “classic” mold, but in black and grey this time).  The figure stands 4 3/4 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  Like the Argentinian figure, which this one is clearly meant to be emulating, he’s a total parts re-use.  However, it’s not strictly Green Lantern this time around.  The head’s still GL, re-purposed from the McFarlane update to Hal, which I actually haven’t yet gotten.  It’s different from the Kenner one, but not in any major way; just different.  Instead of re-using the body from that figure, this guy is instead on the Nightwing body.  It’s a bit of a bummer, since the Nightwing body’s an older one, and therefore too large for the proper scaling the line’s moved into more recently.  Also, while I *get* not re-using the GL body, since it has the ring and such, and is therefore inaccurate for Riddler, it’s weird to be clearly referencing the old figure while not actually recreating the old figure.  Even the early renders of the figure on the back of the box are using the GL mold, so they got it at *some* point in the process.  As it stands, this one exists in a strange middle ground.  In terms of coloring, they’ve aimed to recreate the original Amigos version, and not done a terrible job of that.  I mean, the original is actually a bit terrible, with the lesser plastic quality and all, so this one’s even a touch better.  Riddler is without any accessories or extras.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I’ve always been fascinated by the Amigos Riddler, and it’s one of those figure’s I’d love to own at some point, but never gotten the chance to.  This one represented a nice runner up, especially based on the early renders with the different body.  Ultimately, I don’t like it as much as I’d hoped to.  Instead of being a quirky reference figure, he winds up as more of a middle of the road standard figure.  Not bad, but not much to write home about.  In terms of a Riddler that fits with the vintage line, the Toy Biz one might actually be a bit better, since he’s a more unique offering.  Still, this one’s a perfectly serviceable figure on his own.

#3756: Radioactive Man

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RADIOACTIVE MAN

THE SIMPSONS (JAKKS PACIFIC)

I do not talk about The Simpsons much here on the site.  A large part of that is due to only having a passing familiarity with most of the franchise until I watched the whole run during the pandemic, so I haven’t picked up many of the associated toys.  I do have a few figures here and there, and amongst the reviews I’ve done here on the site, there’s certainly been a focus on Radioactive Man, star of Bart’s favorite comic in-universe.  What can I say?  I like super heroes.  The last figure I looked at came from Super 7’s abruptly ended Ultimates line, this one comes from the next company at bat with the license, JAKKS Pacific, who kicked things off earlier this year with figures at multiple scales and price points, including a deluxe offering for Radioactive Man!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Radioactive Man is one of the three Deluxe figures kicking off that portion of JAKKS’ The Simpsons line, alongside variants of Mr. Burns and Homer.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 21 points of articulation.  In terms of scaling, they’re not too terribly far off from Playmates’ stuff, but they’re a little different stylistically, so they don’t quite vibe.  The articulation lands somewhere between Playmates and Super 7.  He’s got a better spread then the very barebones Playmates figures, of course, but not the same range as the Super 7 figures.  There are some very definitely limitations when posing this guy, with the elbows and knees not getting past 90 degree bends, and the neck essentially being a cut joint.  That said, he’s not prone to popping apart the way the Super 7 one was, so there’s some give and take.  Unlike the Playmates Radioactive Man, who was based on the “film” version, this one’s clearly the comics guy, but he’s an earlier run look than the Super 7 figure, which definitely stuck to more recent appearances.  I dig the decision to take a different approach here, and I think this one stands out well.  The sculpt translates the design nicely to three dimensions, and they manage to work in the articulation without it being too cumbersome.  It’s pretty clean, which is what you want out of an animation-based figure for sure.  The color work here is mostly done through molded plastics, with minimal paint.  The colors are mostly okay, but there’s some change-ups from piece-to-piece on the exact shade of red, which I don’t love.  Also, there’s a production code printed on the inside of his cape in black, which is super obvious and rather annoying.  The figure’s got a light-up feature, as part of the deluxe set-up; you press his belt buckle, and his emblem pulses.  It’s nifty, but not essential, but it also doesn’t really mess-up his look when it’s off, so I don’t mind it.  He’s packed with a larger display base, which looks like a comic cover, and also features and optional flight stand.  His posablility limits what you can do with it a bit, but it’s still a fun extra.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I honestly didn’t expect JAKKS to tackle this guy quite so quickly in their run, because he’s usually a later down the road sort of character.  Having *just* gotten the Super 7 figure (okay, like 8 months ago, but still), I didn’t know if I needed to get this one.  That said, once I saw him in person, I liked him enough to justify dropping retail to get one.  He’s got a different approach compared to prior variants, but it’s one what works, and that results in a solid toy.  I haven’t picked up any other figures, but this one makes me feel like the line’s off to a pretty good start.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3755: Bizarro

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BIZARRO

SUPER POWERS (McFARLANE TOYS)

“Bizarro is an imperfect clone of Superman created by Lex Luthor to destroy the Man of Steel, but the defective duplicate has never succeeded.  And, as a superpowered being with very low intellect, Bizarro is a brute known for his childlike and dangerous temper tantrums.”

Wow, would you look at that?  I haven’t even gone a whole week, and here I am, reviewing another McFarlane DC figure.  They just keep getting closer and closer together.  Well, this particular figure is Super Powers, so I give myself a little more leeway on that front, at least.  To follow-up on the updated Superman I looked at last month, here’s his opposite number of sorts, Bizarro.  Bizarro’s notable in the realm of Super Powers, having been one of Kenner’s proposed figures from the scrapped post-Series 3 line-up, meaning he’s not really new, he’s just really, really overdue.  He also keeps to the Legion of Doom theme, much like Sinestro and Black Manta from prior assortments.  Also, I’m doing this entire review without the backwards talking gimmick because I just don’t hate myself enough to do that sort of thing anymore.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Bizarro is part of Series 9 of McFarlane’s Super Powers continuation under the DC Direct banner.  He’s the counterpart to the Superman from the same set, following McFarlane’s recurrent theming of good guy/bad guy pairings.  The figure stands a little over 4 1/2 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation.  Bizarro is, unsurprisingly, re-using a lot of Owen Oertling’s updated Superman sculpt.  It’s a great sculpt, and it’s very likely Kenner had planned to re-use a lot of their own Superman mold when they got to Bizarro, so it adds up.  He gets a new head sculpt, which is slightly more modernized, but not crazily so.  Honestly, Kenner’s proposal for Bizarro had some more contemporary art mixed in with the “classic,” so this isn’t that far out.  It’s sharp, clean, and sufficiently different from the Superman sculpt, so I dig it.  He also gets his “Bizarro No. 1” sign, which looks the part and hangs well on the body.  He also gets the cloth cape, with that same neck connector I’m iffy on, but beyond that it works fine.  Bizarro’s color work generally matches Superman, which is good.  The application’s not too bad, but the red seems a little thin in some spots.  He’s got some decent accenting on the face, which isn’t strictly authentic to Kenner’s style, but is exactly the sort of thing I’m willing to give McFarlane a pass on, because it just looks so nice here.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As has become my very surprising standard operating procedure for this line, I wound up preordering this guy through GameStop, along with the rest of the set.  He was particularly high on my list from this set due to his spot as one of the proper Kenner continuation figures.  I was happy to see him included.  He’s got a slightly more unique spin than some of the others, but in a good way, and certainly in a better fashion than the early run “unique” spins from the line.  He’s a good match not only for the updated Superman, but also the vintage one, making him a great use of the line’s status.

#3754: Rogue

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ROGUE

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

“Super strong and virtually indestructible, Rogue is a one-woman fighting force! But when there are too many enemies for even Rogue to handle at once, she relies on her Double-Barrel cannon slammer. Flying in above the clouds, Rogue faces the forces of Master Molds Sentinel squadrons and is overwhelmed by their number. But with the help of her cannon slammer and her fellow X-Men, the Sentinels don’t last long enough to realize what hit them. With a mutant power matched only by her southern charms, Rogue is one mutant to be reckoned with!”

Hey, look, it’s time for more Toy Biz X-Men!  The things that keep me happy.  And taking them away would make me unhappy.  You certainly wouldn’t want to make me unhappy, would you?  Good.  Glad we’re all on the same page there.  As Toy Biz moved later into the run of their 5-inch line, they had run out of standard versions of the main characters, so they had to start doing some good old fashioned wacky-varianting.  They went heavier on gimmicks, with their “Secret Weapon Force” branding in particular standing out as a notable push.  New designs, even comics-based ones, were filtered through these gimmicks.  Here’s a gimmicky Rogue.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Rogue was released in the “Power Slammers” assortment, which was released under the Secret Weapon Force heading in Toy Biz’s 1998 X-Men line-up.  This marked Rogue’s fourth figure in the 5-inch line, and was based on her Shi’ar mining uniform, which she sported for a stretch of less than a year.  It debuted in 1997, so it was pretty quick turnaround for such a thing.  It’s a pretty notable departure from her traditional designs, and was fairly short-lived, but it’s nothing if not unique.  The figure stands just shy of 5 inches tall and she has 12 points of articulation.  On my figure, the joints are exceptionally loose, to the point of making it difficult to keep her standing, which is frustrating to say the least.  I am also, as always, not really a fan of the v-hips, but it is what it is.  Rogue’s sculpt was new at the time, though most of it would be re-used two years later for the movie line’s team suit Rogue.  It’s rather on the stylized front, but a decent match for the art from within the books at the time.  There’s a touch of pre-posing, but generally to a minor degree, and the level of detailing honestly is pretty solid.  The head’s particularly unique, and the hair in front of her face is certainly a neat touch.  Rogue’s color work is generally solid.  It’s an odd color scheme (the Shi’ar outfits were generally off-model in their coloring), but it’s accurate.  The’s a bit of fuzz at the edges of some of the painted elements, but the overall appearance is decent.  Rogue was packed with a big giant gun thing, which serves as the titular “power slammer.”  When the bit at the top is slammed down, there are small yellow ball projectiles that fly out.  It’s super silly and super goofy, but it does at least go totally apart from the core figure.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Rogue comes from the era of the line where I missed more than I got when they were new.  There were a lot of repeats on characters, and I had most of my core cast, Rogue included, so I didn’t double up on most of them.  Since jumping back in, though, they’ve been some of my focuses.  I managed to snag Rogue from Yesterday’s Fun while vacationing a couple of summers ago.  She’s alright.  The look’s certainly unique, but the figure has some issues, especially the loose joints, which hold it back.

#3753: Jango Fett

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JANGO FETT — FINAL BATTLE

STAR WARS SAGA (HASBRO)

A week ago, I was writing an intro about The Phantom Menace (for the SECOND time….), and I guess I’ve just decided to make my way on through the Star Wars…es.  So, let’s jump to Attack of the Clones!  Look, I’ve come around on the prequels as a whole in recent years, but Attack is emphatically the worst Star Wars movie, and it’s not even close.  It’s barely even a movie.  It’s a Wikipedia entry that they filmed to bridge the two actual movies in the prequels.  The thing is, I’m nostalgic as hell for it.  And the toys?  Oh, they’re emphatically some of the worst Star Wars toys produced.  But guess what?  I’m nostalgic as hell for those, too.  I’m an enigma, you guys.  Jango Fett was a big deal when Attack hit, and a lot of the toys centered on him.  Here’s the one with the best action feature ever.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Jango Fett (Final Battle) is figure 31 in the Star Wars Saga line, which ran alongside Attack‘s release.  He was one of the three Jangos available at launch, and the second of the two “standard” ones.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 13 points of articulation.  His articulation, like so many of the Saga figures, is mostly pointless, thanks to how heavily pre-posed these figures were.  In Jango’s case, that pre-posing is exceedingly awkward, and doesn’t really much allow for…anything.  He’s also super hard to stand, largely because what even are his legs supposed to be doing?  What’s crazy is the’s got actual knee joints, a thing that were still not exceedingly common at this time, and they’re useless, which is just laughable.  On the plus side, I guess the actually quality of the sculpt isn’t bad.  It’s clean and the detailing is sharp, and he’s pretty accurate to the movie.  The biggest drawback (other than the posing) is the advertised action feature, where his gauntlet launches a fire-shaped missile.  It’s not very effective, and it means his left arm is misshapen.  Making up for it, however, is the unadvertised second action feature.  Saga made use of magnets on a number of figures, and a recurring instance was for easily removable body parts, to simulate the damage characters might take.  In Jango’s case, his whole neck joint’s a magnet, so you can behead him, easy-peasy.  It’s so freaking morbid, and I absolutely love it.  Jango’s paint work is a bit murky, which wasn’t uncommon in this era.  He’s got a lot of fake dirt build-up, which is definitely a bit too heavy.  It’s at least all pretty cleanly applied, so there’s that.  Jango is packed with the fire projectile, as well as his twin pistols.  Unfortunately, the holsters are non-functioning on this release, so there’s nowhere to store them.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

When these figures came out, both of my cousins around my age who collected Star Wars had this version of Jango, but I didn’t, and I always desperately wanted one.  Something about how morbid that head feature was just greatly amused me.  He’s on the short list of Saga figures I’ve purchased as an adult; he was traded into All Time a couple of years ago, and I just couldn’t resist him.  He’s terrible, but at the same time also wonderful.  He’s the perfect encapsulation of my relationship with the movie and its toyline as a whole.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3752: Colossus

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COLOSSUS

MARVEL LEGENDS (HASBRO)

Though quite successful at the box office and rather ripe for merchandising, the first two Deadpool movies weren’t granted any direct merchandising at the time of their release.  The second film did get a handful of figures a year after the fact, as part of Hasbro’s celebration of the 20th anniversary of the first X-Men movie, so that was at least something.  However, Colossus, notable player in both films, was absent from these delayed tie-ins, which was certainly a bummer.  The third film, Deadpool & Wolverine has been granted a more direct tie-in, as well as a few “legacy” figures, which means we finally get a Colossus!  Yay!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Colossus is a single deluxe-sized Marvel Legends release.  He was designed to coincide with the release of the main Deadpool & Wolverine tie-ins, but he wound up hitting just a bit before them, which winds up actually making him a pretty nice bridge between the Legacy re-releases and the new figures.  The figure stands 7 3/4 inches tall and he has 32 points of articulation.  As far as Colossus figures go, this one’s actually got pretty decent articulation, with no real issues of restriction, a nice change of pace from the last few Hasbro’s done.  I did have an issue with his knees being a bit stuck out of the package, but they freed up without too much trouble.  This guy gets a brand-new sculpt courtesy of Dennis Chan, based on Colossus’s largely unchanging look from the three films.  It’s overall a very nice offering, with only one real complaint from me, which is that the arms are a tad too long.  Beyond that, though, it’s a solid recreation of his look from the movies.  In particular, I really like the head sculpt, which just feels appropriately Colossus-y to me (and, bonus points, it’s the same shade of silver and the same neck peg size as the 80th set version, so you can swap it to the classic body if you’re so inclined).  Colossus’s colir work is reasonable.  The silver is the same used on the 80th figure, and the rest of the application is generally pretty clean.  He’s packed with an alternate head, two sets of hands, and his pocket-sized X-Men rule book.  The alternate head has his teeth gritted and some slight damage, indicating it’s from his fight with Juggernaut.  The rule book has two of the rules actually written out so you can read them, which is a very fun little touch.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I was kinda “eh” on the first Deadpool (I know, sacrilege), but I absolutely loved how they handled Colossus, and enjoyed his expanded role in the second film immensely.  Him being left out of the first round of coverage really bugged me, so I was really hoping the third one might bring this guy around.  The Toy Biz Colossus remains one of my favorites from their Legends run (he’s maintained a spot over my desk in my office for several years now), and I was always a bit let down by how middle of the road the 80th figure was.  This one may be movie-based, but he’s the best Legends Colossus we’ve gotten from Hasbro, and I do love the extra cross-compatibility.  Even on his own, though, he’s just a fantastic figure.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3751: Superman – Our Worlds at War

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SUPERMAN — OUR WORLDS AT WAR

DC MULTIVERSE (McFARLANE TOYS)

Man, the McFarlane DC toy reviews are becoming an almost monthly occurrence here on the site.  Am I okay?  I honestly don’t know, guys.  Look, I like DC, and my collecting options are limited there, and Todd’s made enough figures that even with a low percentage of hits, there’s still a fair amount of okay stuff.  That being said, one figure that seems to evade Todd is a solid, basic Superman.  There jus always seems to be something off.  At best, there are some very dialed-in and specific looks, which is kind of what we’re dealing with today.  Yes, today’s entry comes of the early ’00s crossover “Our Worlds At War,” a storyline that was a big deal at the time of its release, but has generally had minimal impact moving forward.  I mean, I guess in introduced Imperiex?  You know, that guy that everybody loves?  He was in the second season of the Legion of Super Heroes cartoon?  Another thing that people consistently talk about?  Right?  Well, if nothing else, they made a tweak to Superman’s logo for a bit, and the toy companies do like reminding us of that.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Superman is part of the second assortment of “Digital” figures from McFarlane’s DC Multiverse line, released under the DC Direct banner, alongside Atom and “Longbow Hunters” Green Arrow.  As noted in the intro, he’s patterned on “Our Worlds At War,” or more specifically Superman’s altered look from the year following the event’s conclusion.  The figure stands 7 1/4 inches tall and he has 35 points of articulation.  As with a lot of the McFarlane figures, the articulation count may be high, but actual range is rather restricted.  The elbows don’t get a full 90 degrees, and the neck and mid-torso are also very stiff, so he’s mostly gonna be doing standing around poses.  Superman is largely making use of the DKR Superman mold, which is one that they keep returning to for some reason.  It’s based on Miller’s very bulked-up Superman, so it’s a very specific sort of mold, that’s not as all-purpose as they seem to think it is.  All that said, the two primary artists for Superman’s post-OWAW look, Ed McGuinness and Mike Wieringo, both depicted him as rather bulked up, so it’s not terribly far off.  Chalk it up to all that extra energy he picked up when he flew through the sun.  He gets a new head sculpt, which appears to be sort of an averaging of McGuinness and Wieringo’s styles.  They’re not completely incompatible, so it’s alright.  It’s definitely got McGuinness hair (or at least the front of it) and a Wieringo chin, that’s for sure.  He also gets a modified insignia piece, making it a little more classic and all-purpose than the more Miller-inspired piece from the original mold.   In terms of color work, he’s got a lot of molded colors, but what paint’s there isn’t bad.  The logo gets the black background, so it’s proper to the source material, and they’ve also given him a more artistic take on the shorts, being black with a red highlight rather than just red.  It honestly looks pretty decent.  Superman is packed with two sets of hands, a display stand, and an eagle.  The eagle is a re-use of the one included with Beast Boy, and notably has no way of interacting with the included figure, so you just sort of have to set him somewhere and hope he doesn’t fall over, which is kinda weird.  The figure also includes the weird NFT thing, but I ain’t messin’ with that.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I’ve been rather displeased with the McFarlane Superman figures up to this point, and have been looking for a good one.  This one didn’t look *awful* and was even better than I’d expected when I finally saw him in person.  Unfortunately, I hesitated on snagging him, and he sold, so I missed him.  At least, until I found him at Cosmic Comix while picking up my comics a month or so back.  My daughter Aubrey, still in the midst of her obsession with “Man” helped me open him, and she had a wonderful time flying him back and forth, which has certainly helped to cement him as one of my favorite Superman figures, even if he may not be strictly “standard.”

#3750: Spider-Man 2099

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SPIDER-MAN 2099

MARVEL LEGENDS (HASBRO)

You know what time it is?  It’s Marvel Legends time!  We can’t forget about Legends time!  Do you have the Legends time?  …because, it’s, uhh, it’s Legends time.  Look, what I’m getting at here is that I’m doing another Marvel Legends review.  And I had this bit in my notes for the review, and said in those notes I should come up with something better, but I opted to not do that because I was feeling a bit lazy.  So, there you have it.  I’m keeping up with the Spider-Verse theme today, taking a look another of the main characters from Across the Spider-Verse, Miguel O’Hara, aka Spider-Man 2099.  2099 made his first appearance at the end of Into, setting up Across in the process, and he’s also one of three Marvel characters portrayed by Oscar Isaac.  And now he’s got another figure.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Spider-Man 2099 is the fifth and final figure I’m looking at from the second series of Across the Spider-Verse tie-in Marvel Legends figures.  He follows in the footsteps of Punk and Gwen, being a figure that’s effectively a re-hash of the one from the prior assortment.  Given 2099’s role in the film, and also how well the standard version sold, another one’s far from a bad choice.  The figure stands 6 3/4 inches tall and he has 30 points of articulation.  The majority of this guy’s parts are re-used from the first version.  That means his articulation remains the most restricted of the bunch, but beyond that, it’s not a bad looking sculpt.  It’s a good recreation of the film design, with strong proportions and pretty sharp detailing.  The back has been retooled so as to remove the cape and where it was mounted, since he spends a lot of time without it in the movie.  He also get the cross-dimensional goober like Punk, Gwen, and Pavitr, though this one is obviously larger to fit his larger stature.  His color work is slightly tweaked as well, with the blue being darker this time, making the contrast on the costume a little punchier.  Otherwise, the paint masks look to be the same, and he still looks fine.  2099 gets the same sets of hands as the last release, as well as a new unmasked head sculpt, which is a good match for the source material, and gets some solid paint work.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

The first 2099 was fine, but he never elevated beyond that.  I had high hopes and he was just a touch below them.  So, a new one wasn’t a terrible venture, and I like that they took the time to add more to this one.  If you already have the first one, it’s hard to say if the new parts truly justify buying a whole new figure, but I prefer this one overall, and think he’s just a generally superior product.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3749: Silver Samurai

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SILVER SAMURAI

X-MEN (TOY BIZ)

“The Silver Samurai has but one goal in life: to become the leader of the Japanese underworld! Trained in the martial arts and wielding a massive katana through which he can channel mutant energy, this honorless samurai has often come close to achieving his desire–if not for the interference of Wolverine and the X-Men!”

Hey, how about some more Toy Biz Marvel?  Would you like that?  Would it be good for you?  Well, it would be good for me, and it’s my site, so I’m doing it.  It’s more X-related stuff today, though it’s worth noting that the focus, Silver Samurai, wasn’t an X-Men character at the start, but rather a Daredevil villain.  These days, he’s not even really a villain, I suppose.  In the ’90s, when he got his first figure, he was a bit more straight forward, and was a recurring thorn in Wolverine’s side.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Silver Samurai was released in Series 6 of Toy Biz’s X-Men line in 1994.  Going by my records, he’s the last of that particular line-up I’ve gotten to reviewing.  The whole assortment was pretty odd-ball, being really light on notable characters, ultimately resulting in it being a rather poorly performing set, and Samurai was one of he worst sellers in the line.  He was, for unknown reasons, also re-packed in a two-pack with Robot Wolverine/Albert from the same assortment.  Because we needed more of him.  The figure stands about 5 1/4 inches tall and he has 6 points of articulation.  He’s exceptionally restricted on the articulation front, curiously having knee joints but not hips, making the knee joints effectively useless.  He doesn’t get elbows or wrists either, just neck, shoulders, waist, and knees.  The sculpt is rather stiff on top of that, so it doesn’t really help.  His helmet is removable, and also permanently attached to his shoulder pads for some reason.  Don’t know why either of those things is the case, but the piece doesn’t really stay in place very well, and also the underlying head is rather oddly shaped.  If there’s one redeeming feature to this guy, it’s the chrome finish on most of him; it gives a literal shine to an otherwise lackluster sculpt, and at least helps him stand out a but.  Silver Samurai is packed with his sword, which is partially chromed as well.  It’s rather prone to breaking, and also not really the proper shape for a katana, but there it is.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

It took me an exceptionally long time to get this one, all things considered.  I’ve seen a great many loose ones, always missing the helmet, and I didn’t want to bother with an incomplete one.  I finally snagged a sealed one while on vacation this past summer, which I took as something of a win.  Is he a good figure?  No.  Not in the slightest.  But, I do like the chrome.  So, you know, he’s a bit like Google that way.  Not great, but I do like the chrome.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3748: Obi-Wan Kenobi

Posted by Ethan Wilson in Reviews and tagged with , , , ,

OBI-WAN KENOBI

STAR WARS: EPISODE I (HASBRO)

Welcome to draft 2 of today’s review, brought to you by me accidentally deleting all the text I’d written before saving!  Always remember to save incrementally, kids!  Otherwise, you’re gonna wind up writing the same damned review twice.  Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay……

When I wrote this before, I had this whole piece discussing the Prequels and their merits, and the sliding nature of how we’ve all viewed them, as well as how online opinions and peer pressure can seriously influence how you take in media.  Well, I don’t wanna write all that again, so you’ll just have to take my word for it that it was indeed very good and very smart, and I made a lot of excellent and compelling points.  The long and short of it is that maybe we were all a little harsh towards The Phantom Menace.  I haven’t talked Phantom Menace a ton here, especially not its direct tie-in line, largely because I don’t still have much of it.  I do have a lot of the Obi-Wans, though, so here’s one of them!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Obi-Wan Kenobi was one of the three deluxe releases in Hasbro’s Star Wars: Episode I tie-in line, alongside Qui-Gon and Maul.  They were all released with the other launch product, but, at least from my observation, Obi-Wan seemed to be a little rarer than the other two.  Maybe he was just more popular, though.  At his core, he’s not a terribly different figure from the one in the main line.  He stands about 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  He lacks the wrist swivels and one of the elbow swivels compared to the standard, and his shoulders are rather limited by the nature of the action feature.  The sculpt itself isn’t all that different to the standard.  He’s a little more pre-posed, and the hair braid is swept back, rather than sitting over the shoulder, but the end result is about the same.  There’s a button on the lower back that activates the action feature, but it’s pretty low profile.  The paint work is again pretty similar, with the most notable change-up being the slightly lighter hair color, which winds up being a little more accurate.  Obi-Wan is packed with his standard saber, which is pretty straight forward.  He’s also got a larger “control” saber, which hooks around his waist and activates the swinging feature, but also has its own telescopic blade for…reasons?  I don’t know.  It’s there.  Unless, of course, you’re talking specifically about my figure, in which case it’s not because silly child Ethan went and lost it like some sort of silly child who wanted to pretend he was Obi-Wan or something silly like that.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

The deluxe version of Qui-Gon was actually the first figure I got of the character, and I liked him more than the standard release.  My seven-year-old brain assumed the same would be true of the matching Obi-Wan, so I desperately begged my parents to get me one.  Well, okay, I don’t know how desperate it really was.  I probably just waited until I saw one in store and asked for it.  Wait, did my parents buy it for me?  I’m suddenly having flashes of my Grandmother buying it for me?  Maybe I desperately begged her for it.  She was the sort that would have actually specifically taken me out to get him (not that my parents wouldn’t; they just had busier schedules), so this tracks.  Huh.  Well, he’s not ultimately that special or unique or different, but he’s hardly bad, and in ’99 he continued my commitment to having all of the Obi-Wans from the movie.