COBRA B.A.T.
G.I. JOE: SPY TROOPS (HASBRO)
When you want to promote a toyline based on warfare to children, but you don’t want to think too hard about the moral quandaries of having your heroes gun down actual people, you gotta bring in the robots! G.I. Joe’s 3 3/4-inch incarnation would first do that in 1986, with the Battle Android Trooper, a concept they’ve revisited a number of times since. They were notably revisited in the relaunch of the scale in the early ‘00s, becoming a major plot fixture in both the “Sound Attack” and “Spy Troops” themes, and even getting a major role in the Spy Troops animated movie. As a toyline first and foremost, there were also plenty of toys to be had, and I’m looking at one of those today!
THE FIGURE ITSELF
This Cobra B.A.T. was released alongside a re-decoed Cobra Commander figure in 2003 as part of Hasbro’s G.I. Joe: Spy Troops line. This was the fifth version of the B.A.T. at this scale, and the third under the re-launch. The figure stands just shy of 4 inches tall and has 12 points of articulation. The figures had returned to the o-ring construction at this point in the line, though the actual builds of the characters remained consistent with how the earlier solid construction figures were built. They were all notably broader across the shoulders, had smaller heads, and were thinner at the waists, so they didn’t quite slot in with the vintage stuff. The B.A.T. sculpt seen here was first introduced at the tail end of the G.I. Joe vs Cobra line’s “Sound Attack” imprint, and was presented here with some slight modifications. It’s presented as a slight update on the original B.A.T. design, and it does that pretty well. It feels consistent with the original, while also feeling rather modern to the time of the release. This
second version of the mold replaces the standard right hand of the prior version with one designed for swappable attachments, much like the original figure had. It also features a removable chest plate, so that it can be more armored, or show off some of its inner workings, which are now more of an Iron Man-style arc reactor type set-up. This figure returns the B.A.T. to a color scheme very similar to its original incarnation, which works very well with this sculpt. The B.A.T. is packed with three different attachments, a sword, a rifle, and a flamethrower, as well as a backpack to put them on when not in use, and a cloth ghillie suit, which is missing from my figure. Notably omitted is any sort of standard hand for the right side, so it’s just always going to be battle mode for this guy.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
In 2003, I was pretty into this line, and it was also really cheap and affordable, which made it pretty perfect for being that sort of “hey, can I grab this two-pack while we’re out buying something else?” kind of purchase. I was going to a Halloween party at my cousin’s, and my dad and I had to stop and get something, and they had this pack, so I got it. Never cared much about the Cobra Commander, so he’s long gone at this point, but I’ve had most of this guy for a while. A couple of months ago, Max was chatting with me about some figures he’d gotten from this era of the line, which got me to sort through what remained of my originals, at which point I found I had a lot more of this guy than I’d realized, which made me quite happy. He’s a very fun figure, and certainly amongst the best of this era of the line.






































