SUPERMAN — RETURNS

DC MULTIVERSE (MCFARLANE TOYS)

“Both a son of the otherworldly Krypton and Planet Earth’s smalltown Smallville, the metahuman Super Hero Superman, aka Metropolis’s Daily Planet reporter Clark Kent, must now juggle both jobs and personas while under the most severe attack he’s ever faced. If Lex Luthor has his way, Superman will soon see the last of Earth…and earthlings will rejoice.”

1978’s Superman: The Movie revolutionized comic book movie adaptations, bringing the hero into a real world setting, and also granting us a defining portrayal of Superman courtesy of Christopher Reeve.  It’s really good.  It’s sequels?  Well, a lot of people like II.  I don’t know that it’s the classic that the first one is, but people like it, so that’s…good?  There’s another two, but people don’t generally like those.  They so didn’t like Quest For Peace that there were no Superman movies for almost 20 years afterwords.  The next film was sort of a sequel to the first two movies, ignoring the latter two, but, obviously with an all-new cast.  Superman Returns saw Superman returning after 5 years away from Earth (and presumably about 5 years after Superman II, though with an updated timeline), and…it’s…fine?  It isn’t great, and it’s certainly not up to the original.  There’s a lot of questionable choices.  That said, the film’s choice of Superman, Brandon Routh, was not a questionable choice, and was in fact a pretty solid follow-up to Reeve.  While Returns didn’t give him the greatest material to work with, he did eventually get to return to the role for CW’s “Crisis on Infinite Earth’s” crossover, which definitely better served him.  The movie hasn’t gotten really any merchandise at all since the tie-in stuff from 2006, but Routh’s turn as the Man of Steel has made its way into McFarlane’s run before they wrap up, and I’m taking a look at him today!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Superman — Returns is a standard release from McFarlane’s DC Multiverse line, as part of a “Theatrical” assortment that also includes Henry Cavill’s Superman from Dawn of Justice.  Only the best Superman movies are represented here.  The figure stands just shy of 7 1/2 inches tall and he has 39 points of articulation.  His sculpt shares a good number of parts with the Reeve Superman, which isn’t the craziest idea.  *Technically* the suit should have a texture to it, but it was only sort of visible.  He gets a brand new head, pelvis, and boots, as well as a modified torso with the raised logo.  The head’s a pretty respectable likeness of Routh; a little more cartoony and stylized, much like the Reeve sculpt, but that’s not bad, and it makes them consistent with each other.  As with the Reeve Superman, Routh gets a cloth cape, but this one doesn’t get any sort of wire running through it.  Thankfully, it’s at least a fabric that has a nice natural hang to it, so it’s not as awkward as the Zero Hour cape ended up being.  In terms of color work, he’s a lot of molded colors, which works generally well.  They’ve captured the overall shades of his costume from the movie pretty closely, and the paint work on the face is very sharply defined.  In terms of accessories, he’s *very* stripped down, with only a stand and a card.  It’s not even a flight stand; just the basic black disc.  He doesn’t even get extra hands, which have up to now been pretty standard for Superman.  Instead, he’s just got fists, which do line up with the image on the card, but also feel a bit limiting; he can’t even do the poster shot pose.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Though I’ll admit its flaws, I do have a soft spot for Returns and for Routh in the role.  I still have my original figure from the movie line, but of course it’s not in scale with much of anything else, certainly not any of my other Supermen.  I was looking forward to this one, but he sold out pretty quickly online, and I wasn’t sure how much hunting I’d be doing.  On our way back from South Carolina, we had to stop for some baby wipes, and the only practical place to stop was a Walmart, and the layout was such that it walked me right past the freshly stocked McFarlane display, which had this guy front and center, so I decided it was a sign and bought him.  He’s lacking on the parts front for sure, but the core figure really is quite nice.  McFarlane really did get making a good Superman figure down to a science during their run, I’ll give them that.