TALOSIAN KEEPER

STAR TREK (PLAYMATES)

“After a disastrous mission on Rigel VII, the U.S.S. Enterprise received a distress call from survivors of the S.S. Columbia on Talos IV. The landing party found a group of aging scientists and a young woman named Vina. But it was all an illusion created by the mentally power Talosians. The used Vina to trap Christopher Pike and try to entice him into becoming part of their menagerie.  Their plan—to repopulate the surface destroyed thousands of centuries ago by a terrible war caused by their great illusory powers.

Living underground, the Talismans became addicted to their dreams. With a life span many times that of humans, they spend their time reliving their own memories and those of their zoo specimens.

Pike discovered the Talosians’ vulnerability—they couldn’t read primitive thoughts. After discovering that the humans would rather die than be held captive, the Talosians released Pike and his ship. They promised to never again trap humans—although it would probably doom the Talosians to extinction.”

Oh man, *more* Star Trek?  Is that legal?  Ah, who cares about legality these days!  We just do whatever we want, right?  Right.  I’m keeping the specific theming of figures based on the original Trek pilot “The Cage.”  I’ve looked at Pike, Vina, and Spock, but I’ve yet to look at the episode’s lead antagonist, The Talosian Keeper, keeper of all things Talosian.  Or, you know, at the very least all things Pike and Vina, for the purposes of the episode. Anyway, let’’s look at the figure!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

The Talosian Keeper was released as part of Playmates’ main Star Trek line in 1996, the last of the four figures released to celebrate the 30th anniversary of “The Cage.”  While there are multiple Talosians seen in the episode, this figure is specifically based on Meg Wylie’s performance as the lead Talosian, dubbed the Keeper.  The figure stands 4 1/2 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Movement’s really wonky and restricted on this figure.  There’s a swivel and hinge on both elbows, and a swivel at the base of each leg, but ultimately, the only ones that actually matter are the neck and shoulders.  Otherwise, he just stands there.  Which, I mean, that’s also all he does in the show (that and get strangled by Pike, but you don’t need articulation for that), so I guess it all works out.  The figure has a unique sculpt, which is generally fine.  It’s got its ups and downs.  It definitely feels a bit to bulky for Wylie as seen in the show, and in an odd turn of events for a Playmates Trek figure, the head actually seems a touch too small.  That said, the texturing on the robe is actually super nifty, even if the robe beneath the texturing does seem to hang a little bit odd.  The color work on this figure is solid.  It matches well with what’s seen on screen, application is nice and clean, and there’s a surprising amount of accenting on the head, which does a really nice job of capturing the make-up work seen on the show.  The Keeper is packed with a nourishment vial, gas sprayer, and view screen, as well as one of the then-standard display stands.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As I’ve noted in the past, the only of the figures in this set I had personally as a kid was Pike, but I’m a big fan of “The Cage” and its unique cast, so I’ve made an effort to track them all down as an adult.  The Keeper was the third one I tracked down, rather shortly after getting Spock, snagged from an estate sale table at a local convention in the summer of 2018.  It’s noteworthy for being the only figure from this set that came into my possession in its original package, which it remained in until just before I sat down to write this review.  Common theme around here these days, huh? Yeah, well, I’m trying to take better stock of what I own, I guess.  Honestly, the figure looks fine, but it’s rough on play factor even for a Playmates Trek figure.