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#4028: Breakdown

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BREAKDOWN

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Roaming the world of 2099 are a group of nomads called the Freakshow – men and women used as lab rats in the twisted experiments of corporate America. Breakdown is one of them. Genetically engineered to transmute the molecules of any object he lays hands on, Breakdown’s touch results in destruction. Enraged over being made outcasts in the name of science, Breakdown and the Freakshow are out for revenge.”

The 2099 imprint at Marvel was not shy when it came to world-building, and in the case of X-Men, they were pretty invested in creating equivalents for stuff from the present timeline.  Since the present day X-Men had their own band of “unsightly” mutant outcasts in the form of the Morlocks, X-Men 2099 had their own, the Freakshow.  And, since Callisto wasn’t around for her usual edgy leader duties, instead we got today’s focus, Breakdown!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Breakdown was part of the second (and ultimately final) series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toyline.  He’s a non-team member in an assortment that’s sparse on actual team members, which is a bit odd since they didn’t really come anywhere close to an actual team line-up, but hey, it is what it is.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Breakdown’s sculpt is another all-new one, and one that again remained unique to this figure.  It’s very much in keeping with the others in the line, so it looks a fair bit like Ron Lim’s illustrations for the series, and it also fits well with the other figures Toy Biz was doing at the time.  Dig that mullet, which is apparently back in style in 2099.  Or maybe it’s not.  He’s an outcast, after all.  The sculpt is largely basic in its detailing, but there’s a bit more texturing in what you can see of his skin.  You can also see more of that texturing through the magic of his “battle-damage” feature, which allows you to remove a segment of his costume on his torso.  It’s actually a pretty cool little feature, adding a fun little extra, while also staying in place pretty securely, and not being too incredibly obvious when it’s in place.  Breakdown’s color work is a pretty decent match for the character’s admittedly rather oddball colors from the comics.  Things are pretty clean for the most part (though my figure has a touch of wear), but there’s some coverage issues along some of the edges, notably his hairline.  Breakdown is packed with a whole other guy, namely Dominick, who is his sidekick.  At least, according to the box.  I don’t know.  I can’t say I really know Dominick, beyond his presence here.  I will say he’s a pretty neat li’l guy, and I do quite like him.  Like a lot.  Now I want to read all six of his appearances.  I would die for this guy.  Just straight up going all Rosa Diaz with the puppy.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I got Breakdown loose with the rest of the line a few years back, but he was missing the Dominick figure, and as I have discovered in the process of writing this review, that’s apparently a deal breaker for me, so I tracked down another just to get Dominick.  Knowing nothing about either character, I gotta say, I really like this pair.  Definitely another solid offering from a line I knew very little about going in.

#4024: Skullfire

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SKULLFIRE

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Tim Fitzgerald was living a tough life alone on the streets when he was approached by Shakti and invited to join the X-Men. Able to absorb and store electricity on a cellular level and redirect it with devastating results, Tim is a mutant with extraordinary, as yet untapped, potential. Picking up the reigns after former team leader X’ian’s betrayal, Tim now leads the X-Men against their opponents as the smoldering Skullfire!”

Man, the X-Men 2099 cast is not beating the “drawing two random words out of a hat to make the names” allegations at all, are they?  It was the ‘90s, that’s just how we were.  Admittedly, Skullfire’s got a better claim to his grab-bag sort of name than Bloodhawk did, so I’m less inclined to fight it….from a design standpoint.  Power-wise?  Eh, I’m still iffy, but I’ll let it go. Right, so let’s look tat this here Skullfire figure!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Skullfire is the final figure in the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toy line.  There were originally two more, but La Lunatica got pushed back to the second series, and Controller 13 was scrapped entirely.  Skullfire himself is a sensible choice, what with being the team’s leader and central character.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  He’s got a rather basic articulation scheme for the time, which serves him well enough, and means that, unlike the last three figures I looked at from this line, he can turn his head.  Crazy stuff, right?  His sculpt was new to this figure, and would remain unique to him.  It’s respectable.  Stylistically, it fits right in with the rest of the line, and generally captures the Ron Lim vibes.  That being said, he’s based on the character’s earliest appearances in the series, prior to the addition of the oh-so-90s headband that became standard to his appearance.  His hair is also a little shorter and more contained than it tended to be.  All that said, it looks fine for a guy named Skullfire, so I really can’t fault it.  Perhaps the coolest part of the figure is how they did his forearms; there are “bones” inlaid into the mold, and the outer arm is cast in a clear plastic, so he’s got that neat x-ray effect going on, just like in the comics.  Skullfire has two “action features.”  His forearms are molded in a glow-in-the-dark plastic, so the “glow” (sort of), and his right arm also has a spring-loaded feature, triggered by the lever on his back.  Skullfire’s color work actually had two variations (much like most of the first series figures), where the yellow sections of the costume were either a slightly metallic yellow or a darker gold.  The one seen here is the yellow.  Otherwise, application’s the same, and honestly not bad.  He captures the color scheme of the comics well, and things are generally pretty cleanly handled.  Skullfire is packed with two removable bracer pieces, as well as a flame knife, which is more or less the same as the one included with Brimstone Love, but smaller to better fit on this figure’s wrist.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Much like Metalhead and Bloodhawk, I got my initial Skullfire in a larger lot that had pretty much the whole run of these guys, but he was missing his bracers, so I snagged a sealed one later to get a fully complete one.  I rather like this one.  Vibes wise, he very much feels on par with Meanstreak, who is my unquestionable favorite from this line, which serves Skullfire pretty well.  He’s not quite accurate to most of the character’s depictions, but then I don’t have much experience with the character, so that impacts me less.  As it stands, he’s a solid figure with some really fun little details, especially those forearms.  He’s nifty and I like him.

Shoutout to my friends at All Time Toys, from whom I purchased this figure for review!  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#4020: Bloodhawk

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BLOODHAWK

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“A self-appointed protector of the environment, the savage X-Man Bloodhawk shows no mercy to those who would destroy the eco-system of 2099 – be they corporate stooges or super-powered mutants!”

Right, so we’re back with the X-Men 2099 figures again today, taking a deeper dive into the team, such as it were.  So, we’re looking at this guy they call Bloodhawk.  Bloodhawk.  Bloodhawk?  Bloodhawk.  That’s…we’re going with Bloodhawk.  I…yeah, okay, I guess? At a certain point, you do feel a little bit like they named most of this team by pulling two words out of a hat and going “yeah, now we’re cooking.”  Bloodhawk is the sort of name that *could* apply alright to a red guy with wings, but maybe not *this* red guy with wings.  I mean, yes, I know I’m absolutely overthinking it.  It’s X-Men 2099, so any thought at all is probably overthinking it.  But Bloodhawk?  I’ve workshopped the name with the FiQ writers room (which is really just me pestering Tim, but I’m counting it) and we’ve come up with Boil Bat, X-Zema, Bloodwyng, and Blüdred as potentially better names, for what it’s worth.  But I’m definitely overthinking it.  Right, I’m supposed to be talking about toys or something. Anyway, here’s (sigh) Bloodhawk.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Bloodhawk (sigh) is part of the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 toyline.  Though his bio just identifies him as “X-Man,” Bloodhawk wasn’t actually a full-fledged member in the early issues, just a recurring ally.  But, you gotta have Bloodhawk, right?  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 8 points of articulation.  An argument could be made for 10, but I’m going with 8 because only 8 of those points can actually hold a pose.  Bloodhawk marks the third figure in a row from this line not to sport neck articulation, and unlike the other two, he doesn’t even have a waist swivel to offset it.  No peripheral vision for Bloodhawk.  There’s two additional points of movement on his wings, but they’re tied into an action feature that moves them up and down, and don’t actually hold any poses beyond the standard when the lever’s not being held.  Bloodhawk got an all-new sculpt, and, like most of this line, it remained unique.  Apart from having a rather stiff pose, I think it’s decent enough at capturing his depiction from the comics.  He’s much leaner than the others in the line, which helps him standout and also feels true to the character, as best as I know him.  There’s some decent texturing on his skin, so that gives him his own sort of feel.  Bloodhawk’s color work is rather on the basic side, but generally gets the idea across as to Bloodhawk’s comic look.  There’s a color variant on this one, where his pants are either metallic or flat green.  Mine is the metallic version, which I dig, because it feels more future-y.  Bloodhawk is light on the extras, but does get a removable bandolier, which is a little awkward to get around the wings, but does help sell the extra ‘90s nature of the character.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I’ve actually owned two Bloodhawks.  The first came from the same larger lot that included most of the other X-Men 2099 figures, but was missing his bandolier, so I ended up with a sealed one I found later fr the purposes of completing him.  He’s…fine.  Look, I really don’t like his name.  I think it clashes with a character that could be a perfectly interesting idea.  His figure’s a little stunted on movement, but overall not bad.

#4016: Metalhead

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METALHEAD

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Powerhouse member of the outlaw mutant group the X-Men, Metalhead uses his power to absorb the properties of any metal he touches in fierce battles as he and his teammates rebel against corporate control. Recently, Metalhead has morphed into a larger, more monstrous version of his original self, and is currently trapped in an alloyed state possessing at once different properties of the many metals he’s absorbed.”

So, there’s this guy, he’s a mutant, and he’s a member of the X-Men, but not the original X-Men, a later iteration of the team, and he turns into metal, and then at one point, he gets locked into his metal state, and he can’t turn back, and it causes him all sorts of angst.  But, I’m not talking about Colossus today!  No, I’m talking about the *other* guy with that backstory, Metalhead.  He’s totally different!  He lives in the year 2099!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Metalhead is part of the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 line.  He’s well placed, as a main member of the team, who got quite a bit of focus in the book’s run.  This is his second, post monstrous transformation look, which is admittedly the slightly more distinctive of the two.  The figure stands a little over 5 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  He’s definitely more restricted on the movement, lacking elbows, knees, or even a neck joint.  He does at least get a swivel at the waist, so, you know, he can turn…sort of.  Metalhead’s sculpt was new to him, and remained unique through the Toy Biz run.  It’s big and its bulky, and it’s got some heft to it, so he stands out well from the rest of the line (apart from Brimstone, who’s also big and bulky, I suppose).  He’s rather cartoony and a bit silly, but again feels like he’s a respectable recreation of Ron Frenz’s artwork from the book.  There’s a rather obvious lever on his back, which moves his arms up and down, all crazy action feature like.  Metalhead’s color work is pretty solid.  The base colors match the comics, and the transition from gold to silver on his skin tone is quite nicely handled.  There’s a bit of slop on some of the other spots, especially those silver bands on his legs, but overall not too shabby.  Metalhead is packed with an absurdly large gun thing, which fits very tightly into his left hand.  It splits apart in the middle, for, umm, reasons?

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As I’ve brought up before, the only X-Men 2099 figure I had as a kid was Meanstreak.  I got pretty much everyone else from a big lot of loose Toy Biz figures that came into work five or so years ago.  While last week’s Brimstone Love was complete, Metalhead here was missing the front half of his gun.  That was it.  How embarrassing.  I had to buy a whole extra Metalhead just for the front of his gun.  Honestly, though, it’s not so bad.  While he’s not exceedingly posable, he’s certainly got a neat presence, and he’s fun to mess around with.

#4012: Brimstone Love

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BRIMSTONE LOVE

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“The proprietor of the Theater of Pain, Brimstone Love is in the business of suffering! This shape-shifter takes personal interest in the souls he seeks to exploit, making sure to document and record every torturous moment, and ensuring a healthy profit on the blackest of markets. He has currently taken an interest in the lives of the X-Men, dispatching his seekers to hunt the mutants down and bring them into Brimstone Love’s web of calculated cruelty.”

In the ‘90s, Marvel launched a whole line of comics that was set in the future of the Marvel universe, in the year 2099, at that time over a hundred years removed from the main continuity.  Mostly, these days, it exists as the background of the creation of Miquel O’Hara, Spider-Man 2099, who was far and away the most conventionally popular of the bunch, but they had equivalents for most of the major Marvel titles at the time, which of course included X-Men.  While X-Men 2099 and its cast have largely faded into obscurity, they did at the very least get their own dedicated toyline, covering not just the team, but also some of their antagonists.  Once such antagonist was Brimstone Love, a guy whose name is Brimstone Love…and, yeah, I don’t actually have another thing to say about him.  Name’s cool, though.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Brimstone Love was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 line.  He’s the only non-team member in the first series, but still a notable character from the early run of the book, fitting with the rest of the figures.  The figure stands 5 1/4 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  He lacks a neck joint, and also elbows, but does get a waist swivel, albeit one that’s somewhat spring-loaded for an “attack” feature.  Brimstone’s sculpt was all new to him, and remained unique to him for all of Toy Biz’s run.  I guess that makes sense, since it’s rather a unique design, and there’s little call for such a sculpt to be repurposed for other characters.  It’s generally not a bad recreation of Ron Frenz’s illustrations of the character.  He’s got a distinctive set of proportions, matching Brimstone’s admittedly very ‘90s build from the comics, and the angular nature of the musculature is certainly distinctive.  His cape is a separate piece, which can be removed, though it’s not really designed with that in mind.  It’s not actually affixed, mind you, but sits around the neck, sort of free-floating.  His color work is decent enough, again matching the comics look.  The bulk of him is this a pretty neat metallic blue, and he’s got a splash of red going on, which keeps things from getting too monotonous.  Brimstone is packed with a flame effect attachment, as well as what I have to assume is maybe a set of brass knuckles?  I don’t know, and the packaging didn’t say.  The flame is flat and opaque, but generally fine.  The knuckles are the same color, and fit well over the figure’s hand.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I think I’ve maybe read one issue of X-Men 2099 over the years, so I can’t say I know much of the characters beyond what I’ve loosely gleaned from the tie-in toys.  Brimstone is one of those characters that I really don’t know, but I snagged him as part of a lot that had pretty much all of the other X-Men 2099 figures, back a few years ago.  Most of them were incomplete, but Brimstone notably had all of his parts, as well as his cardback.  He’s an interesting figure.  Kind of limited in what he can do, but he certainly casts an imposing silhouette. 

#3669: Halloween Jack

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HALLOWEEN JACK

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“Once a schoolmate of the X-Man Meanstreak, Jordon Boone went on to become a most trusted employee of the monolithic Alchemax corporation, Alchemax installed nano-tech implants into Boone’s central nervous system-implants that render his cellular structure transmutable allowing him to change his shape at will. Calling himself Halloween Jack, this mischief maker causes trouble for friends and enemies alike.”

The 2099 imprint was a notable component of Marvel’s line-up in the ’90s, but these days, people tend to really only remember Spider-Man.  They did try to make some strides towards more unique storytelling, and X-Men 2099 in particular built a cast that wasn’t just re-hashes of prior characters.  The team also had a sizable portion of supporting players and recurring antagonists, such as Halloween Jack, a character who would later be revealed to actually be the future’s incarnation of Loki.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Halloween Jack was released in series 2 of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 line, released in 1996.  He was also re-released in 1997 on the Marvel Universe card back.  The figure stands a little over 5 inches tall and he has 17 points of articulation, which includes a moving ponytail.  The amount of articulation is honestly astounding.  Like, I’m not sure exactly why Halloween Jack of all characters go this much movement, but here we are.  The only thing missing was some sort of hinge on the elbows.  Jack’s sculpt was all-new at the time, though it would be re-used for Jackal in the Maximum Cloneage boxed set.  As Jack was a shapeshifter, his exact appearance in the comics was rather fluid, but the sculpt actually does a pretty good job capturing the general vibe of the character’s illustrated appearances.  There’s quite a bit of texturing in play, which certainly keeps him visually interesting.  His paint work is decent enough.  The black and bright green is a very striking combo, and the application is all pretty clean, though his face is oddly fuzzy, which is something I’ve seen on multiple copies of the figure.  Jack is packed with monstrous mask and glove pieces to showcase his shapeshifting abilities.  It’s not a perfect set-up, but they’re fun.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I didn’t have Halloween Jack himself as a kid, but I did have the Jackal repaint from the boxed set, so I remember the mold pretty well.  I had plenty of opportunities to get a Jack over the years, but never really jumped on it, and then by the time I wanted one, it was tricky to find him complete.  Thankfully, he was one of a small handful of packaged figures that got traded into All Time, so I got a chance to open a sealed one.  He’s a surprisingly good figure.  It’s kind of crazy the amount of effort they put into specifically this guy, but Toy Biz had a tendency to do that every so often.  It’s just one of their quirks, I suppose.

Thanks to my sponsors over at All Time Toys for setting me up with this figure to review.  If you’re looking for cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay storefront.

#3310: Meanstreak

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MEANSTREAK

X-MEN 2099 (TOY BIZ)

“A former researcher for the multinational corporation Alchemax, Henry Huang broke with his corporate masters, and now uses his superhuman mutant speed and dazzling intelligence to battle for mutant rights in the year 2099 as Meanstreak of the X-Men!”

While Spider-Man 2099 has generally been accepted as being an overall successful and not terrible idea, the rest of the 2099 line has always been generally accepted as not so much successful or not terrible.  Marvel tried to launch 2099 equivalents for all of their best-selling books at the time, so unsurprisingly, there was an X-Men 2099.  It was populated by a bunch of characters unrelated to the main timeline characters, who were all just very, very ’90s.  The team’s resident speedster was Meanstreak, who was fast and mean.  Okay, maybe not so mean, but the name sure sounded cool, right?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Meanstreak was released in the first series of Toy Biz’s X-Men 2099 line, which hit in 1995.  He really only had the one look, so that was the one he had here.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Meanstreak got what became the most basic articulation set-up of Toy Biz’s Marvel lines, which works out pretty well for him when it comes to decent running poses and such.  Meanstreak sported an all-new sculpt at the time, though it would see a little bit of re-use later down the line.  It’s honestly a pretty strong one, perhaps the best basic build sort of sculpt that the 2099 line had to offer.  The proportions aren’t anything too crazy, the costume details are clean and a good match for his design in the comics, and his face is cartoony, while still fitting with the overall vibe of the line up to this point.  One does have to wonder how the baggy boots and all sorts of pouches are going to do on a guy that’s a speedster, but hey, it could certainly have been worse.  In an era of particularly gaudy color schemes, Meanstreak actually had a pretty sensible one, sticking more or less to primary colors.  His paint work followed suit, and the end result is clean, bold, and fairly eye catching.  There were two versions of the paint on this one: one with a dark metallic gold on the bands, belt, and boots, and one where those parts are a slightly metallic yellow.  I personally prefer how the yellow looks, especially in conjunction with the other colors, but they both work in their own way.  Meanstreak was packed with a small gun, which he could fold up and store on his belt, as well as a running effect piece, which would later be re-used for the main X-Men line’s Quicksilver.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I’ve talked before on the site about the store Ageless Heroes, a comic book store near me that went out of business when I was about 6 or 7, whose clearing out sales netted me a whole ton of 5-inch Marvel.  Well, Meanstreak wasn’t added to my collection because of that directly, but he did come to me indirectly because of that.  A family friend ran the Masquerade at a couple of local fan conventions, and she had cleared out a large chunk of Ageless Heroes’ remaining stock when they closed for the purposes of having some goodies to put in the prize bags for the children’s costume competition.  I would help her out with various pieces of set-up, and in exchange I was always allowed to pick out one of the figures from the box of stuff meant for those bags.  Meanstreak was one that I just really liked the look of, so he was one that I specifically chose. 20 some years later, I still know virtually nothing about the character, but I still have a real soft spot for the original yellow-colored version of the figure I picked out all those years ago.