RED SON BATMAN
ELSEWORLDS (DC DIRECT)
“Batman uses a form of radical brain surgery to turn rebels into calm and compliant believers in his party.”
Back in the ‘50s, the writers at DC Comics had a habit of creating stories that didn’t count, dubbed “Imaginary Stories.” Even within the already fictitious world where there characters resided, these were stories that weren’t real. You could do radical things, like kill Superman, or give him and Batman fully grown sons. Eventually, this sort of evolved into full blown alternate universes which, when combined with worlds populated by the Justice Society, the Crime Syndicate, or the Freedom Fighters, formed the DC Multiverse. The Crisis on Infinite Earths came along and undid all of that. There was only one universe again. Of course, that proved restrictive, and slowly those alternate universes started peaking their heads out again. When the 1989 Gotham By Gaslight proved a notable success, DC founded their Elseworlds imprint, thus allowing a place for these “Imaginary Stories” again, albeit in a format that more resembled Marvel’s What If…? The imprint was retired in the early ‘00s, but not before spawning a smattering of figures. Today, I’ll be looking at one of those figures, namely Red Son Batman. Superman: Red Son, for those unfamiliar, presents the tale of Superman with a slight twist: instead of landing in Kansas, baby Kal-L instead lands on a farm in the USSR. Where does Batman come into that? Well, contrary to the bio up top, he’s actually an anti-Superman terrorist, looking to bring down the Russian government. Fun times.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Red Son Batman was released in the second series of DC Direct’s Elseworlds line. Interestingly, the Elsewords line was originally shown as a fully dedicated Red Son line, which would have had Batman in its first series. When the line was re-fitted, this version of Bats got pushed back to Series 2, where he was one of two Batmen (the other was based on Gotham By Gaslight, fittingly enough). The figure stands 6 1/2 inches tall and has 13 points of articulation. Batman had a totally unique sculpt, based on his rather unique design from the comic. All of the characters in Red Son got more utilitarian and practical designs than their main universe counterparts (well, apart from Superman himself), and Batman was no exception, though, admittedly, his design didn’t stray too far from his usual look. The basic elements remain, but are augmented by things that make this design far more “real world” than “superhero.” There’s no denying that the Red Son take on Batman is certainly a distinctive one, though, and I certainly can appreciate some of the small details that sell him as being a totally different person within this particular story (such as the holstered gun on his belt). For the figure, the
sculpt does an amazing job of translating the gritty and stylized look from the comic into three dimensions. There’s some fantastic detail work on the sticking of his suit, as well as the fur lining of his cap, and even the stubble on his face. The figure is slightly pre-posed, but it’s a more purposeful hunched sort of pose, in contrast to some of the “never looked right in any pose” figures that DCD was putting out at the same time. The figure’s impressive sculpt is topped off by a similarly impressive paint scheme. The basic work is all cleanly applied, and there’s some solid accent work going on to keep him from looking too squeaky clean. I particularly like the mud stains on the cape and uniform. They add a nice bit of character to the figure. Batman is packed holding the detonator he attempts to use to defeat Superman in the story, but it can be swapped out for a bat-shaped pickaxe. I prefer the detonator myself. He also includes a display stand with the Elseworlds logo and his name on it.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
When the Elseworlds figures hit, I wasn’t immediately familiar with most of the source material. Given the choice between the two Batmen in Series 2, I went for the Gotham By Gaslight version, since that was the one I knew. I only read Red Son many years later, and by that point, the figures had mostly picked up a hefty aftermarket value, with Batman being perhaps the highest. Recently, Cosmic Comix purchased a rather sizable collection of action figures, and this guy was among them. They offered him to me for a reasonable price, so I went for it. He was definitely worth picking up. He makes for quite a cool looking figure!









KRONOS XVIII-500
“Hang on a minute, didn’t we just have a Rival review, like, two weeks ago?” I hear you ask. Why yes, sharp-eyed viewer, indeed we did. Ordinarily I’d try and spread stuff out and keep you guessing about what the next blaster will be, like a game, but this is new and hot. The new hotness, you might say. So this week I’m looking at the Kronos. Something that bears the name of the father to the Olympians must be a behemoth of a blaster, right? Actually, it kind of goes the other way, but trust me, it’s not the size that counts, it’s all about the balls.
The Kronos XVIII-500 was released in 2018 as part of the Phantom Corps subset of Rival blasters. I was initially under the impression that Phantom Corps was a Target exclusive line, but this blaster was purchased from TRU which confounded me to no end, at least for a few minutes. No idea what the deal with that is but whatever, you’re here to read about the blaster. The Kronos is a spring powered pistol with a 5 round integrated magazine à la MEGA Magnus or Star Wars Rey (Jakku) Blaster. Like both of those examples, the Kronos is loaded through a port on the top of the blaster that opens when the slide is primed back. The Kronos also has an additional flap covering the port which I guess isn’t really necessary but it does preserve the silhouette of the blaster a little bit. The shell of the blaster is all new and sports functional front and rear sights as well as 2 Rival accessory rails, one on the slide and one just above the muzzle. Interestingly, while the blaster is labeled “XVIII-500” on both sides, the name Kronos appears nowhere except on the packaging. Something to note about the rails on the Kronos is that, after attaching the Rival red dot sight, I noticed that it could slide back and forth just a little bit, just a few millimeters at most, and the nature of the attachment mechanism means it wasn’t in danger of falling off, but it’s just something I’d never had
any of my other Rival blaster do. I doubt that’s going to make or break anyone’s opinion of it, though. Aside from that, everything about the Kronos’ construction is solid. The grip in particular is very comfortable and secure in the hand as it follows much more organic lines than the more hard-lined rest of the blaster body, which is a style I quite like, visually and practically. The slide has a surprising amount of thought and engineering put into it. Priming the blaster is fairly easy with the grip panels that add a good amount of traction as well as providing a more defined surface to pull back on. On the underside of the slide, there are a couple of telescoping flat panels that extend when the slide is pulled back, I assume to either keep the mechanism clean or to prevent kids pinching their fingers in the internals. The very rear of the slide also has a cutout so you can see the orange plunger when it’s primed as well as a button to release the lockup if the blaster jams. Like all other Rival blasters, the Kronos has a safety which locks the trigger when engaged. Unfortunately this particular safety has the same after-the-fact addition kind of feeling that the Zeus’ had. It’s hard to describe verbally, but it feels like it’s flexing before it clicks rather than pivoting and is generally unpleasant to operate, not that it’s a necessary feature per se. For its size, the Kronos holds its own surprisingly well against other Rival blasters in terms of performance. Shots fly and hit with the expected Rival accuracy and power, making it a
real terror for younger siblings, especially given how low profile and nimble it is due to its smaller size. I’ve even found that it fits rather handily into standard jeans pockets for holstering, just so long as you have jeans with actual pockets (why are fake pockets even a thing? Sorry, side-tracked). The Kronos comes packaged with another set of red and blue Rival flag/ribbon things, provided you got the Phantom Corps version and didn’t shell out $70 for the Deadpool variants, as well as one Rival round- what’s that? It comes with 5 rounds? Ok.. if you say so. Scratch that, I guess it’s supposed to come with 5 rounds. Hmm…





















