TRANSFORMING THING & HERALD SILVER SURFER
MARVEL MINIMATES
After quite a bit of time of having to start every Fantastic Four-based review with a woeful intro about how the team has fallen out of focus, it’s kind of nice to be able to see the light at the end of the tunnel. In case you aren’t up to date on the comics world, the Fantastic Four, or half of them anyway, are finally making their grand resurgence at Marvel, thanks to the recently launched revival of Marvel Two-In-One. The book served as a showcase for FF member Ben Grimm in the ‘70s and ‘80s, pairing him off with other heroes from Marvel’s rather impressive stable of characters. The re-launch once again focuses on Ben, but also brings in fellow FFer Johnny Storm, and is hopefully serving as a prelude to a full-fledged Fantastic Four relaunch. Anyway, in honor of Ben’s return to comic-star-dom, how about looking at one of his figures?
THE FIGURES THEMSELVES
This pair was released in the 15th Toys R Us-exclusive series of Marvel Minimates. The set was pulling double duty, with Ben meant to go with Series 48 of the main line (which was an all FF-themed assortment), and the Surfer augmenting the TRU-exclusive “Heralds of Galactus” set.
TRANSFORMING THING
“Pilot Ben Grimm first turned into the Thing after being bathed in cosmic radiation, and his skin was transformed into orange rock. He has since reverted to human form several times, but rarely for very long.”
This was the Thing’s twelfth (and, to date, last) time as a Minimate. This one’s based on his John Byrne designed Negative Zone costume. Ben actually had a few different costume variants under Byrne, and I think Minimates have covered them all. This is the one that sticks the closest to the classic design, just being the usual shorts. The figure stands about 2 1/2 inches tall and has either 14 or 12 points of articulation, depending on which way you have him configured. Just how to handled Ben’s bulky build on the Minimate frame has been the source of much experimenting on DST’s part. This one is a lot like the recent Hulks and such, being a standard ‘mate body, with a rather extensive selection of add-on pieces. He’s got a head piece, chest cap, upper arm and leg covers, a pelvis cap, and unique hands and feet. The head piece goes all the way back to the very first Thing ‘mate from Series 5, and most of the other pieces come from the first really bulked up Thing from Series 37. The only new pieces here are the hands. The last two Thing hands hadn’t really fit well with the new bulked up pieces, so these newer parts looked much better. The bulked up look for Thing has always seemed maybe a touch too large for me, but I don’t think it looks horrible, and there’s no denying that there’s some really great detail work going on. In terms of paint, Ben’s rather on the simple side…at first glance. The detailing on the face is really good, of course, and I particularly like that they went with a calm expression. One can only have so many screaming Ben Grimms. The shade of orange used is one of my favorites, but it’s bright enough that he looks a little weird without any other sort of detailing on the rocks. Some sort of black outline would have been cool. As it stands, he still looks fine, but his face stands out quite a bit. Under all of the add-on pieces, there’s actually a fully detailed second figure! Yes, with the help of a spare head/hair, pelvis, hands, and feet, you can transform Ben back into his old human self. The detailing on this underlying figure is pretty great, and it’s awesome that we got this option.
HERALD SILVER SURFER
The Surfer hasn’t been quite so lucky with ‘mates as Ben, with this one only being his third (and, again, his last to date). I suppose it’s hard to do too much new with a guy whose design has remained essentially identical for 50 years. From a sculpting standpoint, there’s not much to say about this guy. He’s just the standard body, as he should be. Painted details are really where it’s at, and Diamond has done a pretty awesome job of conveying the Surfer’s cosmic shininess. The first Surfer was more abstract, and the second perhaps a bit too heavy on the details. This one went for a Goldilocks approach to detailing and gave us a Surfer whose detail paint was just right. I also appreciate the slightly more intense expression on this guy, since the last two went more stoic. The Surfer was packed with his signature surfboard, as well as two energy effects for his hands, a portal effect to plug onto the back of his board, and a flight stand. It all adds up to easily the most exciting looking of the three Silver Surfer ‘mates.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
I got Series 48 before these guys showed up, and that was one of my favorite assortments of Marvel Minimates pretty much ever. So, I knew I was tracking this set down to complete my team. At the time, I wasn’t particularly keen about getting another variant of the Surfer, but he was sort of along for the ride. When I finally tracked this set down, I ended up loving it just as much as the Series 48 guys, and both figures included are hands down my definitive versions of the characters.




Sometimes, it is pretty clear when Hasbro, and more specifically Nerf, take criticisms to heart and fix problems with their products. The Recon Mk.II comes to mind. Other times, it seems more like they hear the criticism and offer a solution that isn’t exactly what people had in mind. One of the most widespread gripes about Nerf lately is their tendency to only paint one side of a blaster, leaving the design lopsided. I can’t help but feel they heard this and said “You don’t like how we paint our blasters? Well how about we just don’t?” Introducing the Surgefire. Ok, there’s more to it than that, but I just had to get it out of the way. On to the review!
The Surgefire was released in 2018 as part of the core N-Strike Elite series. It operates on a pump-action revolver design that holds 15 darts in the cylinder. It’s hardly the first time we’ve seen these mechanics used in a blaster. I suppose if you wanted to make the leap, you could say it’s an update to the Furyfire from the old Dart Tag line, though most people go with calling it the Elite version of the MEGA Rotofury. Both descriptions work. The shell is all new work and features one Nerf attachment rail along with some pretty interesting body detailing. The dark grey area just above the trigger assembly actually has the word “Elite” carved out of it revealing the blue plastic underneath through the letters. The use of dark blue text sunken into a dark grey panel does make it probably a little more subtle than they might have intended, but I do like that it suggests more intricate builds and sculpts to come. This also plays into the aforementioned lack of paint, save for the Nerf logo and the name “Surgefire” above the barrel. All variation in color is achieved via layering and inlaying separate pieces of plastic. It does lend itself to a higher quality feel to the blaster over something that might rely on paint or decals. Overall, the style is
pulled off pretty well with just a couple drawbacks. First and foremost is in the pistol grip. Along the front seam where the two light grey halves meet, the screws are placed just far enough that the plastic can flex and produce a hard edge where it splits. At the best, its abrasive over time or if you’re holding onto the blaster tightly, and at worst it can actually pinch my fingers. It seems like adding another internal support wouldn’t have been too much trouble so it’s irksome to find it absent from the design. Ultimately it’s a minor complaint, and my second complaint is even more so. I’ll sum it up here: “By the goddess, that’s a lot of orange in one place.” Yes, it might have been nice to see some other colors on the front end, but it is what it is, I guess. Barring the issue with the grip, the blaster feels good in the hand. It’s stout but solid, giving it a sort of combat shotgun kind of feel. I do wish the cylinder could be loaded from the rear and that the ratchet on the cylinder could be indexed by hand a little easier, but ultimately it’s functional so I can’t really complain. For all its petty aesthetic and operational quirks, the Surgefire actually makes up for most of it in performance. Shots feel like they have more energy behind them than a lot of other recent blasters, flying far and hitting hard. You should really think about whether or not your younger sibling has earned it before you bust into their room and open fire with the Surgefire. Not as much as with, say, a Rival blaster, but more than just popping them in the head with a Jolt. The Surgefire comes packaged with the cylinder which snaps into the blaster and 15 Elite darts.




























