REY – ISLAND JOURNEY
STAR WARS: THE LAST JEDI (HASBRO)
There she is! I found her! I found Rey!
Ah, remember the good old days when not being able to find a toy of the main character was the most polarizing issue surrounding the new Star Wars movie? Back when the birds still sung and the sun still shined and Disney hadn’t “killed teh franchise”? I miss those days. On that oh so positive note, let’s look at this here Rey action figure. That won’t piss anyone off, right?
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Rey (Island Journey) is the fourth of the six figures in the second Orange assortment of Hasbro’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi line. Also included in the set were R2-D2 and Jyn Erso, but they were similar enough to prior releases that I opted not to grab them, meaning Rey’s the last figure I’ll be looking at from the set. Rey has two distinct looks over the course of The Last Jedi. Today’s figure uses the Resistance look that carried forward from the end of The Force Awakens. The figure stands about 3 1/2 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation (she gets some sweet mid-arm motion, which proves very useful). Given the fact that this figure is replicating a look that is mostly identical to the one seen on the Resistance Rey figure, I was admittedly expecting for there to be at least some parts re-use between the two figures. That being the case, I was a bit surprised to find that this figure was an all-new sculpt. It is, in many ways, quite similar to the old one, but everything’s a little bit different. There’s the added articulation, of course, as well as an improved likeness on the head, and a holster that is now a separate add-on piece, rather than a sculpted part of the leg. Rey features two removable add-on pieces for her vest and her poncho. She’s wearing both when you take her out of the package, and that’s admittedly not the best look for the figure. To quote Tim “she looks like she’s wearing football pads.” It’s mostly due to all that thick plastic taking up way more space than actual clothes. I found that if you remove the vest when putting on the poncho it looks a lot better (that’s how I configured it for the shot at the top). Her paint work is fairly decently done overall. The application’s mostly pretty clean. There’s a small touch of slop on her chin, but that’s about it. The coloring of the vest and such has been tweaked from the last figure, making it more grey than tan, in order to reflect how the costume was lit in the film. Rey is packed with her blaster and the Skywalker lightsaber. She does *not* come with her staff, which was a little surprising, since she uses it quite a bit in this get-up. It’s also a little weird, because the last Resistance Rey didn’t have her standard staff either. Don’t know why that is.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
Rey, like Luke, is another impulse buy. I was content with Resistance Rey and didn’t really like how bulky the poncho was. But then I saw her in person, and she looked a bit better, and there was a sale, and I’d just seen the movie, and I caved. I know. Bad Ethan. That said, I’m sort of glad I did. She’s an improvement on the last version in just about every facet. And, after realizing how much better she looks without the vest under the poncho, I can now create one what is probably my favorite Rey look. This is the sort of figure I can see a lot pf people skipping, but she was certainly a pleasant surprise to me!





















FIRST ORDER STROMTROOPER BLASTER
One little word sure can make a big difference, especially when that word is “deluxe.” Yes, this is in fact a different blaster review from last week, it’s not a typo. So what does the First Order have to offer when “deluxe” is off the table? Well… not very much, as it happens, but let’s have a look at it anyway.
The First Order Stormtrooper Blaster was released in 2015, alongside the deluxe version as a promotion for The Force Awakens. If you’re not sure what part of the movie it’s from, you can be forgiven for missing it because it doesn’t get a lot of screen-time, but it’s there, I promise. Now, having just recently The Last Jedi, I can tell you it gets a couple scenes where characters using it are front and center on the screen, so that’s nice. The blaster itself is almost as basic as you can get. It is a single shot, muzzle loaded pistol with a little spring loaded priming tab in the back. While the tab does a good job of maintaining the blaster’s aesthetics even when primed, it does mean the actual size of the plunger tube is severely limited. You can really get a sense of this by how short and light the priming stroke is. The outer shell is completely new to resemble the blaster from the film and looks pretty accurate… until you actually hold it. In the film, the SE-44C blaster, which this is designed after, is built on a Glock 17 pistol. If you’ve been keeping up with my Star Wars Nerf reviews, you’ll know that in general the Nerf blasters have pretty good ergonomics as they’re modeled after props that used real world firearms. In the case of the FOSB, the shape is right, but the scale is waaaaayyy off. It feels tiny in the hand. As such, the normally quite comfortable grip of the Glock has been shrunk down so it no longer lines up with regular human sized hands. I understand the reasoning behind it, because otherwise there would be just an unnecessarily large body housing a small internal mechanism. Sure, they could have scaled up the plunger tube to get more air into the system but that… actually, that’s a good idea. Why didn’t they just do that? I guess it’s probably safe to assume that it all comes down to cost cutting measures, as is so often the case. But hey, at least it comes with a cool attachment piece, right? I mean, it does come with an attachment piece which clips onto the standard Nerf rail on the top of the blaster, but what even is the piece supposed to be? As far as I can tell it’s a sight(ish) but it sits in the dead center of the blaster and has no other sight to line up to, so it’s kinda useless. It’s actually really useless, but its on the blaster in the film, so there it is. The FOSB’s performance is about what you’d expect for a Stormtrooper’s backup blaster. Distance and power are lacking pretty heavily from that of a regular N-Strike Elite blaster, but you can usually hit your target if the muzzle is just about 5 or 6 inches away from it, so… yay? Stormtroopers are meant to be imposing and scary, but a couple shot from this blaster and I doubt you’ll be able to maintain that kind of fear-based dominance over your younger siblings when you bust into their room. The First Order Stormtrooper Blaster comes packaged with the useless sight/spike thingy and 3 of the red Star Wars branded Elite darts.







