IRON MAN
ONE:12 COLLECTIVE (MEZCO)
“Tony Stark makes you feel, he’s a cool exec with a heart of steel–As Iron Man, all jets ablaze, he’s fightin’ and smitin’ with repulsor rays!”
Thus opens the ’60s Iron Man cartoon, which, hokey as it may be, was my first real introduction to the character. It wasn’t in the ’60s that I was watching it, of course; I had copies of the VHS tapes released in the mid-90s. But it definitely gave me an appreciation of the character as he was from the very beginning, and above all, made me really love his classic armor. In the ’90s, he’d moved onto the upgraded Modular armor, and that was the one that got all the toys. Now that Iron Man’s one of the biggest superheroes in the market place, the options are more there, and if you’re looking for a nice classic Iron Man, you have a few to choose from. Hasbro’s been killing it with their Legends figures recently, but an updated classic Iron Man hasn’t crossed their list just yet, so I’m expanding my horizons and jumping over to Mezco’s One:12 Collective for a look at their own take on the old Shellhead.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Iron Man is a relatively recent release for the One:12 line. Though he was shown off quite some time ago, the standard retail release just started showing up at various stores in the last month or so. There are actually three versions of this figure available: the standard release (covered here), a PX-exclusive Stealth variant, and a Mezco-exclusive black and gold variant. It is my opinion, however, that you can’t beat the classic colors. The figure stands 6 3/4 inches tall and he has 33 points of articulation.
The One:12 figures are usually a mixed-media affair, and Iron Man still is, but in a different fashion than other figures from the line. Rather than a cloth costume on a plastic body, Iron Man is a combo of plastic and diecast metal, which I suppose makes sense for a totally armored character. It gives him a definite heft, which I guess has
something of a plus. It does restrict some of the joints a little bit, which was a slight drag, but ultimately it’s not much different than the average One:12 figure in terms of mobility. The design of Iron Man’s armor is clearly inspired by Tony’s classic armor from the late ’60s up through the ’80s, but veiled through Mezco’s own unique artistic sensibilities. Essentially, they took the basic design, and tweaked it to look like it could actually be real armor, assembled on a real person. It’s a clean, and certainly visually appealing design, and it maintains all of the important classic Iron Man markers. The torso features a light-up feature for the reactor, with the battery and switch being pretty nicely hidden under the pod on his back. The helmet has been designed so that you can remove the faceplate, and beneath it is a Tony Stark face which is a suitably generic comic-styled Tony face. I do appreciate that they avoided the temptation to go heavily toward the RDJ side of things.
The paintwork on Iron Man is more involved than the average One:12 figure, and it’s actually pretty nice. It’s clean, and the
metallic colors are smooth and eye-catching. He’s a bit brighter than a lot of Mezco’s stuff, which is a definite plus for Iron Man. The face under the mask is up to the usual standard for this line; he’s clean and life-like, which is kind of the most important thing. Also, the underside of the faceplate has a decal with a HUD, which is a fun, easily missed little touch.
Iron Man lives up to the One:12 standard of being quite well accessorized. He’s got three sets of hands (in fists, open gesture, and wide palm), two repulsor effects to plug into the open hands, a uni-beam effect that swaps out for the arc reactor, thruster effects for the bottoms of the feet, alternate launching missile pods for the belt, and two missiles to plug into either forearm, as well as a display stand with an optional arm, perfect for all sorts of flight poses.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
Ever since I was a kid, I’ve been searching for my definitive classic Iron Man. The original Toy Biz Legend held me for a while, but the recent Hasbro offerings make him look slightly out of place. When this guy was shown off, I was definitely intrigued, especially if he could possibly augment my Legends. Seeing him in-person, plus having a ton of trade credit with All Time Toys sealed the deal, so this guy came home with. He’s a very strong figure, and he definitely looks impressive. His playability isn’t quite that of a Legends figure, so I’m still sort of hoping for Hasbro to take their own stab at an update, but until then, I’m pretty darn happy with this guy.
As I noted above, this guy was picked up from my friends over at All Time Toys. They’ve sold out of this version, but the stealth variant should be coming soon, and they’ve got backstock of some of the prior releases. If you’re looking for those, or other cool toys both old and new, please check out their website and their eBay Store.



































Another week, another late review. One of these days I’m going to get the hang of this. And what’s that? April 1st? Time for jokes and pranks and whatnot. Well, kinda, I don’t have quite the same elaborate gag-posts Ethan pulls off, but this week’s blaster is a joke in and of itself in a way. That’s me saying it’s bad. It’s a bad… you know what? Nevermind. On to the review.
It’s the Marvel Captain America: Civil War Iron Man Stark Strike Gauntlet Blaster… from Hasbro. At least, that’s what the friendly marketing guy in the video ad for this product told me. It’s the longest name for a Nerf blaster I can think of since the Nerf N-Strike Accu-Zombie Elite Strike Fire Mega Fury Strike Rapid Modulus Strike Fire Strike Strike… from Hasbro. The MCA:CWIMSSGB… fH was released in 2016 as a tie-in product for the Captain America: Civil War film. The blaster uses spring power to launch the dart, but instead of using it to push a plunger into a cylinder to create air pressure, the spring just impacts the dart directly. I’ve mentioned this system a couple times I the past, largely in reference to how terrible it is, and that assessment holds true here as well. The body of the blaster is pretty good, actually, the main feature being that the actual blaster part pops up from the rest of the platform before allowing you to fire. The construction feels solid and the sculpt is all new with
some painted gold accent work here and there. The only controls on the blaster are the two buttons on the back, one causes the blaster to pop up, the other fires. Interestingly, due to the nature of the firing mechanism, even if the blaster is primed, it can’t be fired without a dart in the barrel, I assume to prevent the spring from beating the crap out of the internals of the blaster. The strap is small but I can still get it around my adult-sized wrist without too much trouble. Unfortunately, the problem with arm-mounted blasters is that aiming is pretty much out of the question. They say you can’t lick your own elbow, and it seems just about as impossible getting a sight-picture with it too, not that aiming would improve your chances of hitting anything with this blaster. As said before, calling the ranges on this blaster “disappointing” would be the understatement of the month, that is, if it fires at all. More often than not, the shock of the top part snapping up into position is enough to shake the dart forward in the barrel to where it no longer presses on the firing lock, meaning you have to re-seat the dart before the blaster will fire. If it does work, then you can watch the dart go flying up to about 10 or 15 feet. Woo… So unless you have some really emotionally fragile siblings, this blaster won’t help much when you decide to bust into their room and light them up. It’s probably best to leave it back in your room. The Marvel Captain America: Civil War Iron Man Stark Strike Gauntlet Blaster… from Hasbro comes with 2 Eilte darts in red and black but I seem to have lost mine, oh well.






