#3984: Deadpool

DEADPOOL

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Deadpool is a mercenary and one of the world’s most dangerous assassins. What makes Deadpool so dangerous is not his super-silent tracking ability or his assassin’s arsenal of incredible weapons, it’s his ability to paralyze his victims with fear. He enjoys doing that so much that sometimes he lets his victim go. A panic-stricken live victim, he reasons, does wonders for his reputation.”

Can you believe there was a time in the Marvel universe before Deadpool?  That seems crazy, doesn’t it?  Would you also believe that when he *did* finally appear, it was literal years before he was even remotely close to the character that everyone knows him as now? The bio for his very first action figure, shown up top there, really cements that, referring to him as “super-silent” and having the “ability to paralyze his victims with fear.”  Not really the slap-sticky, fourth wall-breaking meme guy we have these days, huh?  Well, let’s just fully commit to this back to the beginning approach for Deadpool and take a look at his very first action figure, shall we?

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Deadpool was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s X-Force line, which spun out of their main X-Men line during its second year.  While the book was still relatively new, they had already started to identify its break out characters, hence the early presence of Deadpool, despite him at that time just being a recurring character, not affiliated with the team.  The figure stands just under 5 inches tall and he has 9 points of articulation.  Not a bad set-up in terms of movement.  It’s all basic stuff, but it’s pretty clear in its range, and he’s fairly sturdy on his feet.  He was a unique sculpt, which wound up re-used for a couple of repaints over the years, but only ever for Deadpool.  It’s based on his earliest appearances, although, like Cable, it’s been kind of cleaned up from Liefeld’s usual inconsistencies.  Deadpool was still being shown as very svelte in is early appearances, and this sculpt follows that lead.  He’s generally light on detailing, but gets his pouches and straps, albeit with a slightly softer detailing to them than later offerings.  He’s got a dagger permanently attached to his left hand, which is spring-loaded, so he can more convincingly look like he’s stabbing someone, I guess?  Deadpool’s color work is fairly basic, but generally well in line with his comics look at the time.  Interestingly, while the circles around his eyes are black, the rest of the costume’s accenting is done with a very dark grey, which makes for a neat bit of visual pop.  There was an FAO Schwarz-exclusive variant (pictured at the end) which just made it all black, which is *fine* but feels a bit more lacking, as well as a KB Toys re-release that adds in some silver elements on the pouches.  Whatever the release, Deadpool is packed with a pair of grey swords.  They’re able to be put in the sheaths…in a manner of speaking; they’re actually just going through his shoulders into the hollow portion of the torso, and they still end up being kind of comedically small to make it work.  It does look pretty cool when they’re in place, though.  It’s amusing that they’re both removable, though, since only one of his hands is able to hold one.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

This was not my first Deadpool (that was the unmasked one from later), but I do recall wanting to track one down rather early on in my collecting.  I found a loose on some time in the very early ‘00s, which I assumed was the original, but would only later find out was actually the rarer FAO version, necessitating that I get a proper Series 1 release many years later when it got traded into All Time.  I’m a real sucker for this mold, no matter which paint scheme it’s sporting.  Something about it just really works for my collecting sensibilities, and it’s all I really want out of a Deadpool.  He’s basic, but he really just works.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0058: Spider-Woman

SPIDER-WOMAN

SPIDER-MAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES (TOY BIZ)

Hey, look it’s the first Friday of the new year!  No it isn’t, but it is for the purposes of the site, so there!  Did we really miss out on anything from that actual first Friday, anyway?  I don’t think so, and I was there, so trust me.  It’s a new year and a new start, so it’s a perfect time for me to continue to do exactly the same thing I was doing on Fridays at the end of last year, and look back at my old Toy Biz reviews.  Yaaaaaaaay.  Here’s Spider-Woman….again.

“Once an illegal operative, Jessica Drew left the group called Hydra to fight crime as the original Spider-Woman! With the ability to climb walls and emit bio-electric spider-blasts, Spider-Woman put many super-villains behind bars. Eventually giving up her identity as Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew now fights crime as a private investigator!”

When does a spin-off character have nothing to do with the original? When they’re Spider-Woman, of course. The first Spider-Woman, Jessica Drew, was introduced in 1977 as little more than a way of preventing Filmation from putting out a cartoon with their own Spider-Woman. She had a similar power set to everyone’s favorite wall-crawler, but there the similarities ended. The two characters wouldn’t even meet for quite a long time after her creation. Which makes the fact that her very first figure came from a Spider-Man toyline all the more amusing.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Spider-Woman was released in Series 7 of Toy Biz’s Spider-Man: The Animated Series tie-in toyline. She wasn’t based on a cartoon appearance (likely to avoid viewer confusion; her successor, Julia Carpenter, was a regular on the Iron Man cartoon at the same time). In fact, Series 7 was right about the time that the series stopped focussing on following the cartoon, so Spider-Woman was not the only non-show figure in the series. The figure stands about 5 inches tall and she has 8 points of articulation. Jessica’s sculpt is a reworking of the Julia Carpenter Spider-Woman from Series 1 of the Iron Man line. This would be the first time they’d share a sculpt, but far from the last. Given the similarities in design, it’s a rather practical way of getting an extra use out of the molds, I suppose. She’s been tweaked to add in elbow joints and also to remove Spider-Woman II’s action feature. Sadly, they didn’t go as far as to add back in the neck movement lost due to the action feature, but that would have been a more hefty re-working, I suppose. The sculpt is a pretty decent one overall. The proportions are fairly balanced, and pretty decent for the time. The hair has a pretty nice sculpt, and sits nicely, and the face isn’t too terrible. The one main drag with this sculpt is just how stiff it is. She doesn’t really look natural in any pose. It’s largely to do with the arms, or more specifically, the hands. She’s got this karate chop thing going on, and it just looks rather out of place. The paint is really the key part of this figure, and it’s pretty decent. The colors match well with her comics counterpart, and the work is generally on the clean side. Some of the black lines are a little fuzzy, but it’s not terrible. In terms of accessories, Jessica was about on par with most of the other figures of this time, which means she has a bunch of random stuff that doesn’t amount to much of anything. There was like a shield and a weird gun-thing I think? Mine has neither piece, and that’s just fine.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Spider-Woman wasn’t one of my childhood figures. My dad had one, but I didn’t, largely due to not being overly familiar with Jessica Drew. I’ve since picked up some knowledge and appreciation for the character, so I’ve been on the look out for this figure. I found her at Yesterday’s Fun last week, but ultimately put her (and a few others) back in favor a few other things. My Dad apparently took note of this, and presented me with the whole lot the next day. He’s nice like that. She’s a decent enough figure, I suppose. Nothing amazing, but certainly entertaining. 

That’s a summer 2017 review, so things are pretty much the shape they’ve been for a while in terms of my approach.  I wrote what I wrote, and I think it’s pretty on point.  2017 was, in retrospect, a pretty good year for me in terms of Toy Biz pulls, so that was pretty nice, given it was otherwise a kind of rough one for me.  What I was missing when I wrote the original review *nine* years ago, were Spider-Woman’s accessories, which I did note at the time were “a bunch of random stuff.”  Well, I got the random stuff.  She’s got a big gun and a shield.  Can’t actually hold either of them on account of her karate chop hands, but they, like, slide on them?  They’re very silly, and she’s better without them, but they do at least make me laugh.

#3980: Cable

CABLE

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

“Cable is the touch, no-nonsense leader of X-Force. A half-man, half-machine cyborg, Cable uses his bio-mechanical eye, arm and leg to see and do things impossible for anyone else-including other mutants. When the fighting gets tough, Cable knows from bitter experience, only two things can save X-Force-teamwork, and his own high-tech weaponry!”

Welcome everyone to a brand new year here at The Figure in Question!  I’m back and refreshed from my Christmas break…well, I’m back from my Christmas break, at the very least.

Waaaaaaaaaay back last year (or, you know, like, three weeks ago), a faithful reader brought up to me that, for all my Toy Biz Marvel reviews, somehow I hadn’t reviewed a single Cable figure from their run.  Which is, quite frankly, insane, because they made, like, a lot of  Cable figures.  So, the first thing I’m doing in my return to Toy Biz for the new year is fix this glaring Cable-shaped hole in my Toy Biz reviewing, and take a look at their first go at the guy.  Here he is!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Cable was released in the very first series of Toy Biz’s X-Force line, which spun out of their X-Men line during its second year.  As the central character in the comics, obviously Cable needed a spot in the debut line-up.  This would also wind up as his very first action figure, and a pretty quick turn around for a guy who’d only shown in the comics two years prior.  The figure stands just over 5 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  His articulation scheme is…well, they were sort of working out the basics here, and he hits *fairly* close, but for whatever reason, his left shoulder is a hinge that just goes outward, rather than offering any forward and back.  It’s an odd set-up, but there it is.  He was an all-new sculpt, based on his more solidified look from X-Force proper, albeit as solidified as any of Liefeld’s designs ever really got.  The X-Force line wound up advancing in technical sculpting at a quicker pace than X-Man, but this first round was still definitely more like the Marvel Super Heroes and earlier X-Men than anything Toy Biz did later.  This Cable is definitely a little thinner, stretched out, and softer on the details than later figures would be.  Given Liefeld’s love of crosshatching, he feels downright squeaky clean.  His color work is kind of the same vibe as the sculpt, being quite clean, and broad, and sort of going soft on a lot of the details.  It does what it needs to generally, though.  There were two variations to the paint.  Originally, the boots and leg straps were a lighter grey, and his yellow eye glowed in the dark, but later versions darkened the boots and leg straps, and dropped the gimmick on the eye.  Neither is all that notable on its own, but rather is more evident if you happen to have the both right in front of you.  Both versions included the same very large gun, which can be held in the left hand, and has a rotating barrel that makes a clicking sound when you spin it.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

By the time I got into collecting, this version of Cable was long gone from shelves, so I didn’t have this one as a kid.  The initial release somehow found its way into my collection over the years…twice.  Like, I don’t even know how.  I don’t remember buying him either time, but I wound up with two of them, so, you know, that’s fun, I guess.  I wound up getting the color variant through some good old fashioned bartering.  My granddad hoarded all sorts of old tech in his basement, and a guy wanted to take some of it for cosplay and set building, so he traded me, amongst other things, two Toy Biz figures, which happened to include the Cable variant, which I didn’t already have.  This figure’s goofy for sure.  Definitely not Toy Biz’s strongest take on the guy, which is kind of a shame, since it’s sort of his most distinctive look.  He does have a certain charm to him, so I’ll give him that.

#3977: Psycho-Man

PSYCHO-MAN

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

“The mysterious Psycho-Man appeared seemingly out of nowhere with the evil intent of overthrowing the Earth, allowing the denizens of his own sub-atomic world to colonize the conquered planet! Armed with his emotion-stimulator, the Psycho-Man could instantly throw the world into the throes of fear, doubt, and hate. But this would-be dictator didn’t count on two things: the arrival of the Fantastic Four, and his own weapon being turned against him!”

Psycho-Man is a character I’ve reviewed once before here on the site, and, well, I didn’t have a ton to say about him in that intro, so the second time around, I can’t say I’m much better off.  He himself isn’t really much of a major player, but he’s figured into some other notable events in comics, most notably as part of the FF storyline where they finally acknowledged that Sue was actually the most powerful member of the team, and maybe a woman in at least her late 20s, if not 30s, shouldn’t be going by “Invisible Girl.”  But that’s not much about him.  The Fantastic Four cartoon in the ‘90s adapted this story, which served as its main focus on Psycho-Man, resulting in his first figure treatment in the accompanying toyline.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Psycho-Man was released in the fourth and final series of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line (he also cropped up as a re-release in the Marvel Universe line; the two figures are functionally identical.  Mine is the re-release).  This set was pretty well tied into the show’s second season, with its three antagonist figures all from early episodes in the run, Psycho-Man included.  The figure stands about 5 3/4 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation.  Psycho-Man gets hit by some real weirdness on the articulation front.  He’s got no neck or knee articulation, but gets a waist swivel, which weren’t a regular fixture for the line.  For some reason, his legs are also sculpted in this weird sort of lunging pose, like he’s running or something.  Psycho-Man was usually the sort to stand around and do his business from a far, so the action pose does seem a bit odd for him.  His sculpt’s unique to him and…well, it’s certainly unique.  Psycho-Man’s inspiration here seems to be more from his Kirby design, and less from later interpretations, so he’s a bit larger and chunkier and his face is a lot more expressive.  Again, unique is the word I use.  I don’t know about “good” but also I wouldn’t say “bad.”  It’s certainly memorable.  His color work is quite simple, but does what it needs to.  There’s a but of slop and fuzziness around the edges, and its very glossy in its finish, but it’s generally okay.  Psycho-Man is packed with a big action-feature-ridden stand, as was the gimmick for this whole set.  In his case, it’s loosely based on his Control Box, and there’s a lever on the side that you can pull to have it randomly stop on one of five different “emotions.”  It’s super gimmicky and silly, but also so very much fun.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Psycho-Man’s a later run acquisition for me, but still came into my collection during the ‘90s, albeit probably *right* at the tail end.  He was a Christmas present from a family friend, and I want to say he probably was given to me in ’99.  I knew a little about him, thanks to the cartoon, but he more just got used as a general villain, because he’s got that very unique look.

And with that, I’ve wrapped up the last Series 4 review for Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four, and by extension, the last standard release figure for the line.  Both Series 3 and 4 had one extra figure that got dropped during production.  Adam Warlock was the Series 3, and he would eventually resurface in the Overpower line.  Series 4 was supposed to get a Trapster figure, who would have rounded out the Frightful Four, but he was cut and never found another spot.  The show wrapped up at the end of its second season, and so there was no more retailer demand for the toys, and that was all she wrote.  The line gave debut figures to a lot of classic Marvel characters, and started both the Inhumans and the Frightful Four.  Of course, it didn’t finish either of those two teams (in fact, The Inhumans *just* got a full line-up courtesy of Hasbro, about a month ago, 20 years after making their way to toy form), but that’s Toy Biz in a nutshell.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0057: Skin

SKIN

GENERATION X (TOY BIZ)

Hey, we made it to another Friday!  Good for us!  Go team!  We did it!  Well, to celebrate the occasion, let’s have another Flashback Friday Figure addendum, shall we?  This time we’re taking a second look at Skin.  Just Skin.

“Angela Espinosa’s body has six extra feet of skin – this is his mutant ‘gift’???. Even he doesn’t quite understand how it works and although he would never admit it, that scares him. He’s come to Xavier’s School form the mean streets of South Central Los Angeles to learn to control his skin, at least enough for him to appear as he did before his powers developed – normal.”

In the ‘90s, the X-Men were Marvel’s hottest property by far. To cash-in on this success, they turned around and launched like a million spin-offs. The more teen-oriented team of hip, fliggity-fly youngsters was Generation X, which was super, super ‘90s. It had a pretty decent following back in the day, and since Toy Biz was giving a toyline to just about everything under the son, it also had one of those. Today, I’ll be taking a look at one of the team’s central members, Skin!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Skin was released in Series 1 of Toy Biz’s Generation X line of figures. He appears to be patterned after the character’s earlier appearances in the book, before he got all scruffy. The figure stands about 5 1/2 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation. For some reason, the Generation X figures were less articulated than most of Toy Biz’s Marvel output from the same time. Perhaps it was to minimize potential risk on the financial side of things, should the line fail? I don’t know. Anyway, Skin was an all-new sculpt. It seems to take the Kenner route, offering a more preposed figure with less movement. It looks pretty solid; I like all the little minor details, like the folds in his skin. In makes for quite a unique looking figure. I also appreciate that his costume isn’t simply depicted as painted on, but actually has some dimension to it. Now, if you want to get picky, the hands and feet shouldn’t be done the way they are here, since the skeletal structure is clearly elongated here, and his abilities only actually had to do with his skin. That being said, most artists tended to ignore this rule, so the figure’s hardly inaccurate. The paint work on the figure is okay, but there are a few issues. The base work is overall okay, but the magenta on the arms and legs doesn’t quite match the torso. It’s not as bad in person as it is in the photos, but it’s still noticeable. The yellow paint is also a bit prone to chipping, which is a little annoying, but otherwise he’s pretty decent. The figure has a “Growing Fingers” action feature on his left hand. There’s a little latch on the forearm, and when you release it, the fingers shoot forward a half-inch or so. It’s pretty much the same mechanic that was used on several of TB’s Wolverine figures, and it works pretty well, without disrupting the overall look of the figure too much. Skin was packed with a back pack that can be clipped on his back. It originally had a little headset attachment, but I’ve lost mine.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I missed out on most of the Generation X figures when they were new. Around 2000 or so, I got some still-packaged mid-90s figures, and the whole first series of Gen X figures was pictured on the back, leading me to attempt to track down Skin and his team-mate Chamber. It wasn’t easy (we had eBay, but the ‘90s action figures market wasn’t really there yet), but I eventually found both figures at a nearby comic book store for a pretty decent price. Despite never being super huge into Generation X, I’ve always really liked this figure, and he holds up pretty well. 

Generally, that’s not a bad review.  Good for me.  It’s from 2017, and I was really into the swing of things by that point.  This one was more than likely written on the road, as we took a cross country from Seattle to North Carolina in June of that year, and I did a lot of writing during it.  Skin would have actually made the trip with me, because I was trying actually have things on hand for reviewing.  While I had his backpack at the time, it was missing the headset attachment, and I also didn’t show off his stand.  I managed to snag a complete one over the summer, and used that to recomplete my original, as seen here.

#3973: Human Torch

HUMAN TORCH

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

“The youngest member of the Fantastic Four, Johnny Storm tends to get a little hot-headed when fighting alongside his teammates as the Human Torch! Able to ‘Flame On’ and engulf himself entirely in fire, Johnny has also developed the ability to ignite only certain parts of his body when necessary. Precise control, coupled with the searing nova heat he can generate, makes Johnny Storm the hot-shot member of this cosmic ray spawned team.”

There are some designs that translate well to toys, and there are some that are really, really tricky.  Three  of the four members of the Fantastic Four made the jump from page to plastic without much trouble.  But one of them?  Not so much.  Johnny Storm’s most distinctive look being his fully flamed-on appearance means that were he really in three dimensions, he’d always sort of be in flux, so nailing that down exactly can be tricky.  There’s been a lot of goes at it, to varying degrees of success.  After three tries at fully flamed on, Toy Biz opted to try a more unique approach, which I’ll be looking at today.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Human Torch was released in the fourth and ultimately final series of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line.  It was Johnny’s third figure under the line, and fourth overall from Toy Biz in this scale.  Rather than going for totally flame covered like the prior versions, or even totally normal like the 10-inch figure, this one goes for sort of a half-and-half set-up.  The figure stands a little over 5 inches tall (he was the tallest Johnny they put out in this style) and he has 9 points of articulation.  This whole assortment was built to be a bit more dynamic than earlier offerings, and as such they were all a bit more pre-posed than earlier offerings.  In Johnny’s case, that translates to some slightly odd posing on the arms, but otherwise nothing too crazy.  The sculpt was new to this release, but would see one more use under Toy Biz, for one of their later two-packs.  Honestly, it’s pretty strong.  Aside from the face maybe feeling a touch on the old side for Johnny, the general layout of the details works, and I do like the sculpted distinction between the parts that are on fire versus what’s not.  The dynamic nature is definitely distinctive, and it especially works well with the hair’s flow.  The pose also sells the whole thing, as if he’s mid-flame-on.  His paint work is generally pretty basic, but does mostly what it needs to.  The only slightly odd thing is that he’s for whatever reason not wearing gloves.  No idea why, but there it is.  I guess it makes it sort of unique.  My figure’s had quite a bit of wear over the years, as you can see, but that’s not on the original application.  Johnny was packed with a rather large and elaborate base.  He can stand on it, and it’s got wheels, and when it moves forward, various parts of it spin.  It’s gimmicky, but honestly not too bad.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I got into collecting right in the window between Series 3 and 4 of this line, so this Johnny would up being my first figure of the character, and was my only version for a little bit.  Even after getting other versions, he was my go-to until there was a scale change.  This is a cool approach for the character and has remained my preferred way to handle the power set for figure form.  I think it’s maybe a little dated and stylized here, but I definitely dig it, and he’s my personal favorite of the Toy Biz Johnny figures.

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0056: Silver Surfer

SILVER SURFER

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

Hey-oh, it’s the end of the week once more, which means it’s time for another Flashback Friday Figure Addendum!  Oh yeah!  Flashing back to the far away year of 2016, back when things were oh so 2016-y, here’s a revisit on a Silver Surfer!

Though they were best known for their 15 year run with the Marvel license, Toy Biz’s first work of note was actual doing toys based on Marvel’s Distinguished Competition. Toy Biz’s DC action figures were little more than knock-offs of Kenner’s Super Powers line. When Toy Biz was granted the Marvel license, their initial offerings were rather similar to what they had done for DC. They offered a rather broadly ranging line, covering the major corners of the Marvel Universe (barring the X-Men, who got their own line). Today, I’ll be taking a look at one of that line’s versions of the Silver Surfer!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Silver Surfer was released in the third series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line. The figure stands about 5 inches tall and has 6 points of articulation. That’s actually a pretty low articulation count for a Toy Biz figure, and it’s even a bit low for this particular line. This figure is mostly the same sculpt as his Series 1 counterpart. The only difference between the two is the lack of neck articulation. It’s an odd choice, and it definitely limits what can be done with the figure, but I’d guess it had something to do with the vac metalizing. The sculpt isn’t terrible, but it’s not particularly great either. He’s similar in style to the Toy Biz Green Lantern, in that his proportions feel rather off, and the level of detail is very low. Also, his head is just very oddly shaped. It’s definitely too small, and the face (which is very ill-defined) sits too high. In fact, the head in general sits too high on the neck, and the whole construction there just looks weird. As far as paint goes, this particular Surfer doesn’t really have any, he’s just vac metalized. Later Surfer’s would at least get detailing on the eyes, but that’s not the case with this guy. Just the straight up and down silver for him. Silver Surfer originally included his surfboard, done up to match him. Unlike other versions of the board, this one was really thick, and it had wheels on the bottom. So, he’s not actually the Silver Surfer, he’s the Silver Skateboarder. Radical.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

The Surfer is the eighth of the 15 figures that I picked up from a vendor at this past Balticon. I…I’m not really sure how I feel about him. I mean, the chrome look is certainly cool, but the actual figure’s kind of a bit lame. Toy Biz definitely improved in leaps and bounds over the years, but this guy’s a disappointment even compared to the figures from the same line. I hate to be this down on a figure, but this guy, well, he’s not great.

This figure was another part of a batch of loose Toy Biz figures I snagged for super cheap at a con literally the weekend after I graduated from college.  I was all nostalgic and stuff, and I sort of bled a lot of that into my reviews of the associated figures, I think.  I had the option to get both MSH Surfers at the time, but opted only for the chromed one, because I guess I like shiny things?  My review’s generally not bad, though, not having both figures in my possession, I did kind of go with “they’re the same sculpt” when they’re not.  The chrome version is much more simplified, and the face in particular is a lot more oddly shaped.  Missing from this figure the last time around was his surfboard, which is honestly the one area where he’s truly better than his predecessor.  This one’s more streamlined, lacking the motorized bit on the back, and just generally looking more the part, provided you can get past the rather obvious wheels on the bottom.

#3969: Attuma

ATTUMA

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

“Believing he is the prophesized conqueror of the undersea world, due to his super-human strength, the depth-dwelling Attuma has dedicated his life trying to overthrow the peaceful empire on the lost continent of Atlantis. Although he has come close on many occasions to realizing his twisted scheme, launching numerous attacks against the city and its prince – Namor, The Sub-Mariner; Attuma has never been able to claim a lasting victory over Atlantis, thanks to Namor and his powerful allies – The Fantastic Four!”

If you were to ask Arnold Schwarzenegger, circa the 1990 classic Kindergarten Cop who his favorite Marvel super villain might be, I don’t know that he’d have an answer for certain, but he’d probably insist that “It’s not Attuma!”

….Did you like that?  Was that good?  No.  Yeah, I didn’t really think so either, but I’ve had it running through my head the whole time I was trying to write this, so now you guys have to live with it too.  Don’t you feel very lucky?  In contrast to the assumed words of former Governor Schwarzenegger, today’s review focus here on the site, in fact, *is* Attuma.  So there.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Attuma was released in Series 3 of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line.  What’s interesting about this guy is that he’s not even shown on the back of the box at all.  The back shows a line-up that included Adam Warlock, who was ultimately dropped, while Attuma, not at all advertised, was included, pairing off with his nemesis Namor, and making him the third and final aquatic-themed figure in this assortment.  Despite the line being based on the show, Attuma was actually not featured in either season of Fantastic Four, though he would make an appearance in 1999’s Avengers: United They Stand, albeit with a rather different design.  So, this figure is based on his classic comics design, which works out more in his favor than his nemesis, truth be told.  The figure stands a little over 5 inches tall and he has…well, his articulation’s a bit tricky.  He’s got at least 8 points, thanks to more regular joints on both legs, the neck, the waist, and the shoulder and elbow of his left arm.  His right arm has points of movement at the shoulder and elbow, but neither really moves freely, as they’re instead tied into his action figure, which kind of sort of does a sword slashing thing, but not all that well.  It’s an odd choice.  The sculpt on Attuma is unique to him, and it’s generally okay.  It certainly captures Attuma’s look, but seems to struggle a bit with getting some parts of it into three dimensions.  The bit of yellow behind his head seems like a particular point of contention.  Beyond that, some of the proportions do feel a little wonky, and the feet seem especially off, with some of Blizzard’s “two left feet” syndrome seeming to kick in.  Attuma’s color work is reasonable enough.  They’ve gone with his more blue look, which works fine enough, but it’s not how I usually think of him, outside of this particular figure.  Attuma is packed with a three-pronged sword, which his can either hold awkwardly in his right hand or store awkwardly on his back.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I didn’t get Attuma when he was first released, but instead picked him up when I took my trip to the KB Toys liquidation center in the early ‘00s.  I don’t recall having a particular draw to him beyond “I’m getting others and I don’t have this one.”  This was further supported by me not actually opening him for a good couple of months after the others, which was especially odd for me at the time.  That figure would eventually lose one of his lower legs along the way (because I just was sold on not paying him much mind, by that time; I swear I wasn’t meaning to neglect the poor figure), so I ended up buying a replacement from Cosmic Comix several years back.  That one was *also* sealed, and *also* remained sealed for longer than the others I bought at the same time.  It’s not Attuma’s fault, really.  The figure’s…fine?  He’s weird.  But, he’s also one of the very few Attuma figures, so I guess he’s got that going for him?

Flashback Friday Figure Addendum #0055: Shatterstar II

SHATTERSTAR II

X-FORCE (TOY BIZ)

Well, last week was all special cuz it was Black Friday, but this week’s just, like, a regular Friday.  Either way, I’m doing a Flashback Friday Figure Addendum, so I guess it doesn’t matter much to me.  I’m going *way* outside my comfort zone here, with more Toy Biz Marvel, as I take a follow-up look at Shatterstar!

Ah, the 90s. What wondrous creations you gave us. The X-Men were super hyped up, so, obviously, it being the 90s, they needed an edgier, x-ier spin-off team. Enter X-Force, a slightly re-worked version of the New Mutants, with several new, more x-treme members. It had art done by Rob Liefeld, who seemed to set out to make it the most 90s thing imaginable. One of his additions was the character Shatterstar, who was either an alien or a mutant who had the amazing ability to…ummm….have swords? Yeah, I don’t know.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Shatterstar here was released as part of Series 3 of ToyBiz’s X-Force, which, like the comic, was a spin-off of the X-Men line. As the name denotes, this is the second figure of Shatterstar that the line offered. Shatterstar stands roughly 5 inches tall and features 9 points of articulation. This figure is actually based on Greg Capullo’s redesign of the character following Liefeld’s departure from the series. It’s…a little better? It’s more symmetrical, that’s for sure. That being said, he’s still got many of the 90s trademarks. He’s got pouches, shoulder pads, pouches, some weird headband thing, pouches, and that funky sunburst tattoo over just the one eye. Though, I guess you need some of that 90s flare to recognize it as Shatterstar, right? It should also be noted that Shatterstar also appears to have been doing a bit of juicing since his first figure. He looks…I don’t want to say puffy… but, yeah. He’s gotta be at least twice the size of the previous Shatterstar figure. Now, to be fair, that figure did seem a little emaciated, but this one seems to have gone a bit too far the other way. It’s not completely off the mark for Capullo’s rendition of the character, but the size feels a little bit laughable. That being said, the figure has a sculpt that is up to the standards of other ToyBiz Marvel stuff of the time. The details are nice and clean (which is certainly better that the comics) and the figure does a pretty good job of translating the comics design to three dimensions. The paintwork on Shatterstar is generally pretty clean. There’s some bleed over here and there, but nothing too noticeable. The colors are nice and bright, which is always a plus. Shatterstar included a pair of his trademark (and oh so silly looking) twin-bladed swords. Sadly, my figure doesn’t have them. He does, however, still have his action feature. His arms can be raised and locked into place, and then released by pressing the button on his pack, resulting in a slashing effect of sorts. So there!

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Whilst at Balticon this year, I dug this guy out of a dollar bin of loose figures. I kind of have an addiction to the old 90s ToyBiz stuff, so I obviously had to get him (and several others…). Truth be told, goofy as he is, I kind of like Shatterstar, and this is definitely the best of his 90s figures. Certainly worth the dollar I paid!

Well, I feel like I did alright with that review.  He was from a bulk of figures purchased in the spring of 2015, which was a pretty decent run of purchases for me.  I had a lot of Toy Biz to review around this time, and I remember that was quite a pleasant thing for me.  Since I fished this guy out of a loose bin of figures for a dollar, he was missing his swords.  Thankfully, I’ve tracked down some replacements for him in the mean time, so the guy whose gimmick is “sword” now has his swords.  It’s funny that in tandem with Shatterstar getting much bulkier, his swords got smaller, so they do look pretty puny in his hands.  You can also store them on his back, though, which is pretty cool.

#3965: Namor the Submariner

NAMOR THE SUBMARINER

FANTASTIC FOUR (TOY BIZ)

“Born from the depths of the ocean, Namor, the avenging son, is Prince of the noble underwater city of Atlantis. The hybrid offspring of a human and an Atlantean, Namor’s quest for adventure brought him into contact with the surface world and its inhabitants. Although sometimes at odds with the actions and agendas of the land dwellers, the Sub-Mariner often lent his incredible strength and exalted heroism towards the fight for justice and humanity.”

You just gotta space out your Namor reviews, guys.  It’s the only way to do it.  That’s why I haven’t reviewed a Namor figure since 2023.  Also, because I don’t have a *ton* of Namor figures, and I actually haven’t bought any in the mean time.  That might contribute to it as well.  Today’s Namor isn’t even a new Namor.  It’s not even new to me, even.  It’s actually the oldest a Namor figure can be, because it’s the first one he got.  Have I said Namor enough?  Clearly not.  Onto the review proper!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Namor the Submariner was released in the third series of Toy Biz’s Fantastic Four line.  The show had moved onto its second season by this point, which houses neither of Namor’s two appearances, but they didn’t let that hold them back from releasing him.  The figure stands a little over 5 inches tall and he has 10 points of articulation…sort of.  The shoulder and elbow on his right arm are both tied into his action feature, so they don’t move particularly well on their own.  On the flip side, he does get an additional wrist swivel on that side, so there’s some extra movement there.  Namor got an all-new sculpt for this release (which would later be re-tooled into Ryu for the X-Men vs Street Fighter line), based on his design from the show, which was itself based on his ‘90s comics design.  It generally sticks to his classic green speedo look, with one notable change-up: a pretty rad ponytail!  Yeah, Imperius Rex needed to show off that he was hip, and cool, and down with it, so he got a pony tail.  The thing that’s always struck me about this mold is that he just sort of feels wide.  Or squat.  Or something.  The proportions seem off.  I do like the scale texturing on the shorts, though, and the little ankle wings work surprisingly well.  There’s a button on his back that, when pushed, extends his right arm forward, for something of a lunging attack if he’s hold his trident.  The figure’s color work is fine.  Generally basic, but it does what it needs to.  Mine’s taken a slight beating over the years, but it’s not awful.  Namor is packed with his trident and a shield, which can both be easily held in his hands.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Namor is one of my earliest figures from this line.  Series 3 had just hit when I was getting into action figures, so he and the Thing were probably my first two FF figures, I’d imagine?  I actually already knew Namor pretty well at the time, because I had a bunch of VHS tapes with his Ruby-Spears cartoon on them, which gave him a decent amount of focus from me.  He was my only Namor until the Legends figure came out, and he definitely got a lot of play time.  He’s easily one of the most dated figures in the line, but he works in his own sort of quirky way.