DC UNIVERSE CLASSICS
Happy New Year everyone!
This isn’t the first time I’ve looked at DC Universe Classics, and I’ve gone into my frustrations with the line and those running it. The final figure in the second and final year of the subscription’s run was just released this month, and he fits in perfectly with the overall mixed feelings of the line. Anyway, I’ll save my thoughts for the last section. In the meantime, I’ll take a look at Batzarro.
Real quick sum up of the character for those who aren’t familiar: In the 60s, the character Bizzarro was created as an Anti-Superman. He spoke in backwards sentences, used reverse logic, and had the opposite powers of the Superman. 40 some years later, writer Jeff Loeb and artist Ed McGuinness created Batzarro, the Batman to Bizzarro’s Superman. His name is Wayne Bruce, and he turned to a life of crime when his parents were born in crime alley. Yes, that’s really his origin.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Batzarro was the 12th figure in Mattel’s 2013 DC Universe Classics: Signature Series subscription. He stands a little over 6 inches tall, and has 23 points of articulation. Batzarro has had exactly one look… ever. So, that’s the look depicted here, which is far from shocking. Batzarro is made from a fair deal of reused pieces, with a new head, cape and belt. The rest of the figure is built on a basic DCUC body, specifically the Batman body. It’s a sensible reuse, given the nature of the character, so no issues there. The new pieces are all very well done. In particular, the head looks spot on to the character, with his eyeless cowl and evil grin. The paint on the figure isn’t perfect, as I did notice a few fuzzy lines and some missed marks, particularly on his belt buckle, which is a noticeable distance from the edge. But it’s also far from terrible, so, it doesn’t ruin the figure. It’s just mildly annoying. Batzarro includes a single accessory, his batarang. Given his place as the anti-Batman, Batzarro was frequently depicted toting around dual pistols, and the lack of inclusion here is unfortunate, especially given the pricepoint of the figure.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
So, yeah… this figure. Hands down, one of the most mixed-feelings-y figures of all time. You see, I didn’t want to like this figure. At only 12 figures a year, he’s an absolutely terrible choice. The character had one storyline, a few years ago. It wasn’t a monumental story, and he’s not even really a major player in it. The character’s design is perfectly fine, but not revolutionary. Of all the characters in the DC Universe, he’s far from the top of anyone’s list of “necessary characters.” And his placement at the end of the year means two things. 1) He wasn’t amongst the characters subscribers were shown when they signed up, meaning we had to accept him whether we liked it or not, and 2) he was one of the figures that had a direct impact on if the next year of the line went through or not. Unsurprisingly, next year’s subscription didn’t go through.
But quite frankly, the most damning thing about this figure is that he’s actually a pretty well done figure. Not the best in the line, but actually good. Better than a lot of the other figures offered this year. So, this figure that nobody wanted ended up much better than several of the figures that people have been wanting for years. It all just leaves a bad taste in the mouth and further punctuates the mismanagement of the line. So, here I am with a figure I quite like of a character I’m just indifferent about. I suppose that’s not all bad…