#4039: Bespin Han Solo

BESPIN HAN SOLO

STAR WARS: POWER OF THE FORCE II (KENNER)

As I make my way through the home stretch of the Power of the Force coin reviews, I’ve officially passed the figures that really offer anything actually new, so, you know, that’ll be a ton of fun, right?  Right.  Since one of the aims of the subset of the line was new variants of the franchise’s heavy hitters, it’s no shock that all three of the central trio were present.  I’ve already looked at two of the three, so today, let’s round out the trio with Han Solo!

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Bespin Han Solo is one of the seven Toys “R” Us-exclusive “Millennium Minted Coins” set from Kenner’s Star Wars: Power of the Force II line, released in 1998.  While Luke and Leia were both sporting their Endor gear from Return of the Jedi, Han breaks up the theme by being based on his main look from Empire, which is a twofer, being from a different movie, and also being his main look, not a specific variant.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 6 points of articulation.  Structurally, he’s pretty much identical to the main line release of Bespin Han.  Honestly, that’s not awful.  Apart from the fact that the head sculpt doesn’t really look like Han, it’s past the crazy bulky proportions of the earliest sculpts in the line, and generally looks the part.  The only issue with this particular release is that he can’t stand particularly well, so he needs a stand to keep him upright.  Color wise, he’s again pretty much the same as the single release.  Apart from the jacket being the wrong color (a forced error mandated by Lucasfilm’s licensing in the ‘90s), the paint work is pretty well handled, and fairly cleanly applied.  Paint is also the one distinguishing point for Han’s blaster accessory; though totally black in all other releases, this one gets a bit of silver paint at the front, which is a fun change-up.  He also includes the requisite Millennium Minted Coin, as well as a display stand, which is especially helpful, given his troubles with standing.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Like the Chewbacca figure from a few weeks ago, this figure wasn’t really on my list until very late in my Power of the Force collecting, given just how similar he is to both the standard and Cinema Scene releases.  Ultimately, there’s not a ton going on with him that’s not going on elsewhere, but the added paint app on the blaster is honestly a pretty cool thing, even if it’s kind of small.  I do appreciate there being *something* different to justify another purchase if you’re the sort of crazy person buying them all.

#4038: Lucas Wolenczak

LUCAS WOLENCZAK

SEAQUEST DSV (PLAYMATES)

“Name: Lucas Wolenczak

Rank: Non-UEO Personnel

Assignment: Cheif Computer Analyst, seaQuest DSV 4600

UEO Military ID# CIV07-2000-ZZ2

Security Access: AIC/Unlimited access to ship’s computer systems.

Date of Birth: February 28, 2002

Character Profile: Genius level IQ matched with typical teenage emotions. High-energy. Impulsive. Curious. Fun-loving. Has father/son relationship with Captain Bridger. Close, mutual bond with ship’s dolphin, Darwin.

Personal History: Need for acceptance and approval caused behavior problems in school. Led to singular focus on mastering computers. Difficulties due to parents’ divorce, frequent changing of schools because father’s business, and boredom created by superior intelligence. At father’s request, assignment aboard seaQuest “arranged” by Admiral William Noyce to provide sense of discipline. Developed Vo-Corder Communicator used by Darwin and hologram program for main computer.

Mission Specialty: Responsible for programming and troubleshooting all ship’s computer systems – including weapons CPU’s, navigation, engines, and central computer. Utilizes innovative and unorthodox solutions outside UEO computer procedures.”

This Monday, the 13th of April, would have been the 50th birthday of Jonathan Brandis, known for amongst other things, his role as prodigy Lucas Wolenczak on SeaQuest DSV.  I didn’t actually know this when I put this review on the schedule a couple of months ago, but it’s fitting, and perhaps give this intro a bit more focus than it might have otherwise had.  Brandis was one of only three actors to remain with the show for its entire run, and also became a breakout star for the series, as well as something of a teen idol during the show’s run.  Though unquestionably a central piece of SeaQuest, and a huge part of what success it had, after the show’s run, Brandis struggled to find steady work, resulting in major bouts of depression (which, in more recent years, was also believed to be worsened by an undiagnosed bipolar disorder), and, ultimately Brandis’s death by suicide in the fall of 2003, at the age of 27.  It’s an undeniably sad piece of history for a show that tried to be so very optimistic for the future.  I know this is just a silly little toy review site (okay, that’s kind of a lie; it’s helped me through more than a few dark times), but it’s important to note what a toll the realities of the world can take on some of us, and how all we can really do is try to take care of ourselves to the best of our abilities.  And perhaps, try to look out for those around us who may be struggling.  In the words of Michelle McNamara, Patton Oswalt’s late wife: “It’s chaos; be kind.”

Anyway, that’s my serious moment here on the site, now I guess I’ll go back to being a silly little toy review site, and take a look at this Lucas Wolenczak figure.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Lucas Wolenczak was release in the only series of Playmates’ SeaQuest DSV tie-in line in 1993.  Lucas was one of the most obvious choices for the line, as effectively the show’s secondary lead in the first season (and effectively it’s primary lead by the end).  Lucas was also noteworthy for being the only member of the main cast *not* to be sporting the standard black jumpsuit, making a nice stand-out visually.  The figure stands just over 4 1/2 inches tall and he has 14 points of articulation.  His movement is the standard for the line, so it’s quite good, and superior to what they were doing with Trek at the time.  His sculpt was all-new, and would remain totally unique to him.  The head sculpt is a strong recreation of Brandis’s likeness, especially in the face.  The hair is perhaps a bit more tame than it was in the show, but that’s consistent with the other figures in the line, and really just goes along with the transition to action figure.  Below the neck, Lucas is wearing an outfit that I don’t believe he ever actually wore on the show.  He’s got a wetsuit with shorts, some water shoes, and a denim jacket thrown over it.  In the first season, Lucas usually just wore civilian attire, always very ‘90s, which might not have been very exciting, I suppose.  As it stands, this is a look that, even if it’s not one from the show, feels like it’s something Lucas might wear, so I ca dig it.  Lucas’s paint work keeps him removed from the others, with a bit of actual color, specifically some rather lovely green.  I particularly like the jacket, and how it’s got an actual denim sort of pattern to it, as well as a pretty cool “UEO” insignia on the back.  Lucas is packed with a PAL (Personal Audio Link), SeaPoc computer, mammal vo-corder, EVA Skindiving mask, Spear gun, and a display stand.  The tech is all sensible enough, but the spear gun does seem a tad out of place.  Also included is a small rubber hammerhead shark, for those that enjoy small rubber hammerhead sharks.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Crocker was the one I got during the actual run, and Bridger I got shortly after, and Darwin was sort of luck of the draw.  Lucas?  Lucas is a figure I actively searched for.  I didn’t get him new, but my dad did, and I was pretty well obsessed with that figure.  Unfortunately, I got to the age where I could properly enjoy the show in mid-2003…which was not a great time for finding a Lucas figure.  I was 11 at the time, and my Nana died the same year, and I recall that Brandis’s death was hard on me as well.  I didn’t know him (though my dad did, having run a con with him as a guest in 1994, and would share stories about working with him), but it still felt like losing someone important, in the context of being an 11-year-old who’d also just lost a grandparent.  It took me about a year or so to find a Lucas figure that wasn’t very expensive, but I did, albeit loose and without his accessories (those I got later).  As with the rest of the line, he’s rather a nice figure.  One has to wonder if the line had taken off, if there might have been many more Lucas figures.  That might have been cool.  But this one’s quite nice.

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#4037: Catwoman

CATWOMAN

BATMAN (HASBRO

“SELINA KYLE is a daring and strong-minded woman with a passion for cats.  As Catwoman, her headstrong ways often tempt her into reckless criminal behavior, but her morals have brought her into close cooperation with BATMAN more than once.  Knowing that her cat-like grace makes her the ideal burglar, Catwoman can’t turn down The Penguin’s challenge to purloin the prized Crest of Gotham City.  Catwoman’s weapons, a powerful whip and claw gauntlets, also serve as escape tools—but can they help her escape the Penguin’s insidious trap?”

When she first appeared as “The Cat” in Batman #1, Selina Kyle was unquestionably a villain, and would remain so for a good many decades after that, though she always maintained a flirtatious relationship with Batman, in the comics and other media.  By the ‘90s, the comics had started presenting Catwoman as more of an anti-hero, so in Batman: The Animated Series, Selina never serves as a proper antagonist to the heroes, more often then not an ally, at worst an unwitting pawn in a larger villain’s game.  It’s become kind of the defining take on the character, and honestly, good for her.  Selina’s no stranger to the toy game, but ultimately only got one proper figure during the Animated run, which I’m looking at today.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Catwoman was, like last week’s Robin, released in the 2001 “Revenge of the Penguin” boxed set, under Hasbro’s wider Batman banner.  She’s effectively just a re-release of Kenner’s original Animated tie-in figure from 1992, and she would see an additional (and truly identical) release from Hasbro in 2003’s “Girls of Gotham City” boxed set.  The figure stands 4 1/4 inches tall and has 5 points of articulation…or close to it.  She’s got a spring-loaded feature in her right shoulder, which brings it back down when you raise it, meant for use in conjunction with her included whip.  While visually unobtrusive, it means the shoulder doesn’t actually hold any poses, which is a bit of a bummer.  Beyond that, she’s got v-hips, which are never my favorite, and result in the figure being rather hard to pose.  The sculpt is the one originated by Kenner in 1992, and it’s…fine.  It’s not bad, but it’s a little more pre-posed than other figures from the same line, a little hard to get standing, and also she’s got a very stubby neck.  Stubby is honestly just a pretty good descriptor for her in general, and it’s not quite in keeping with her more slender frame from the show.  That said, all of the figures in the early run were a little stubby, so she’s not in the worst of company.  Catwoman’s paint work is a decent match for how she looked on the show, and unlike the Robin from the same set, she doesn’t get saddled with any really out there shades or color replacements.  The only notable thing here is that she’s a bit wall-eyed, which can look rather silly.  Her eyes are a darker shade of green than the original figure, one of two notable changes on this release.  Like her original release, Catwoman includes her whip, a pair off claw gauntlets, and a small figurine of her cat Isis.  Isis is black for this release, in contrast to the grey of the original.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

The original animated Catwoman was totally gone from shelves when I started collecting, so my default version of her for many years was the Legends of Batman version, until I got this set for Christmas in 2001.  Robin was my main focus, but I remember being quite pleased to get a proper Catwoman figure as well.  She’s far from perfect, but she’s also far from bad, and I think there’s more to like than to dislike, whichever version of her you might get.

#4036: Dr. Octopus

DR. OCTOPUS

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“Mankind beware! Dr. Octopus is an evil scientist who will stop at nothing in order to become the ultimate crime lord! With his suction-cupped tentacles, Dr. Octopus can climb almost any smooth surface. And with his two-grasping tentacles, he can lock onto any object with a merciless, unbreakable grip of steal!”

Throughout Spider-Man’s history, Dr. Octopus and Green Goblin have spent quite a bit of time circling each other as Spidey’s primary nemesis.  In the ‘70s, when Mego offered up the first proper figures of Spider-Man and his associated rogues, it was Goblin who got the nod, but by the ‘80s Secret Wars line, Goblin was dead, so Ock made his figure debut.  Since Goblin was still dead in 1990, when Toy Biz took over the license, it was Ock who once more got the nod as Spidey’s first antagonist in Marvel Super Heroes.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Dr. Octopus was released as part of the first series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line in 1990.  This was Doc Ock’s second figure, and first under Toy Biz’s tenure.  He’s sporting Ock’s classic costume from the ‘70s into the ‘80s, which disappeared from the comics the same year this figure was released.  It was the only time Toy Biz released this look during their 5-inch run.  The figure stands just under 4 1/2 inches tall and he has 7 points of articulation, as well as four bendy arms for the tentacles.  Ock’s sculpt was all-new, and unique to him.  It’s in the same general style as the other early line figures, taking a bit from Toy Biz’s DC Super Heroes line and its Super Powers influence.  It’s…not one of the strong sculpts from the early run.  His body shape is just sort of odd; Ock is usually depicted as a little on the heftier side, but here he’s just weirdly shaped, not like an actual person.  His arms are very long, his shoulders are very narrow, and his hips are very wide.  Also, he appears to have boobs?  The head is rather large, and it’s ugly, but not really in the way that Doc Ock is usually ugly.  He just looks really malformed.  The tentacles are at least a bit better.  It’s hard to screw up the basic banded metal look, and they didn’t, so good for them.  The front two have pincers for gripping, and the back two have suction cups.  They can’t hold him aloft, but they can aid in keeping him standing, which is honestly pretty nice.  Ock’s paint work is basic, and not anything crazy.  The hair is red, which seems wrong, and coverage is spotty in a few places, but it generally gets the job done.  Ock doesn’t get any accessories, but with the tentacles, he feels like a pretty equivalent value to the other figures in the line.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

As a kid, I found myself between releases of Doc Ock, having missed this one and the initial cartoon release.  I never really had any particular attachment to the character, at least until Spider-Man 2 came along, so the figure from that line would have been my first Doc Ock.  I got this one about five or six years ago, when he got traded into work with a bundle of other Marvel Super Heroes figures.  He’s not great, if I’m honest.  A lot of these earlier Toy Biz figures have a certain charm, but Ock’s not one of them.  The tentacles are cool, but the figure attached to them is *rough.*

#4035: C-3PO

C-3PO

STAR WARS: POWER OF THE FORCE II (KENNER)

Last week’s Star Wars review was difficult for me to get into, but it was Palpatine, and I don’t much care for him.  Maybe today’s will be easier, because it’s C-3PO, and I certainly find him preferable to Palpatine.  My last 3PO review was almost a year ago, and there was a five year gap before that, so I guess he’s a bit infrequent here.  He’s got one of the lowest review counts of all of the main OT characters, but I think that’s less about me not liking him, and more about him having less variety of looks, especially as he advances in the narrative.  Kenner kept tinkering with different ideas for variants of him during their tenure with the license, and his penultimate release came from their obsession with coins, which has now become *my* obsession with coins.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

C-3PO was added to Kenner’s Star Wars: Power of the Force II line in 1998, as one of the seven figures making up the TRU-exclusive “Millennium Minted Coins” set.  He’s more all-purpose than most, aside from Chewbacca, who is similarly not tied to a specific film in the Trilogy.  The figure is just under 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 6 points of articulation.  This 3PO represents a sort of “best-of” approach to the available molds for the character.  While the original figure wasn’t *bad*, especially compared to other early line figures, he also wasn’t super accurate in terms of proportions.  This one aims to be more accurate, and uses the upper half of the removable limbs 3PO (with the arms modified to stay in place) and the lower half of the one from the “Purchase of the Droids” set. The end result is the most accurate the line got, sculpturally, to how he looks in the bulk of the movies, which is actually pretty cool.  Beyond that, his color work breaks from those two figures to go back to the approach of the earliest 3POs, which is vac-metalizing for that proper chrome finish.   They even went the extra mile and made his lower right leg silver, something missed on previous chromed figures.  Sure, the foot’s *also* silver, when it should be gold, but it’s a cool idea, right?  Well, it was at the time.  Unfortunately, it’s not an idea that time has been kind to, and almost 30 years later, the gold coloring is all sorts of flaking, and really just not long for this world. There’s otherwise some pretty great paint work on the not chrome parts, with proper coloring on all the wires and the under sides of his hands.  C-3PO is packed with a display stand and the requisite coin, showing him and R2 on Tatooine.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

3PO was probably the figure in this set I was most looking forward to, because of the aforementioned “best of” approach.  I was quite excited to open him up when my set came in…and more than a little disappointed when he started flaking the second I took him out.  It’s a shame, because he looks very cool, but I don’t dare touch him, for fear that he gets worse.  As it stands, the removable limbs figure is still kind of the definitive take from this line, and this guy’s just a spare.

#4034: The Avengers

CAPTAIN AMERICA, IRON MAN, THOR, & HULK

WORLD’S GREATEST SUPER HEROES (MEGO)

In 2018, Mego, the company that put licensed action figures on the map back in the ‘70s, returned from an almost four decade hiatus, to a rather different toy landscape, in terms of licensing.  Though they pioneered super hero toys in the ‘70s, the licensing for both DC and Marvel has been more locked up since they left the market.  Slowly, but surely, in their eight years back on the market, Mego has picked up some of their old licenses, first DC, and, with a lot of special work arounds, Marvel. Back in November, I finally got a chance to look at the first two Marvel sets, a little while after their initial drops.  Now, I get to look at the latest set while it’s more or less still new!

THE FIGURES THEMSELVES

Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk make up the third Marvel set in the revived World’s Greatest Super Heroes line.  As with the prior two sets, these are exclusive to Disney, going up for order through their online store, as well as showing up in the parks and auxiliary locations (like Disney Springs) at the end of last month.  All four figures are packed in their own reproduction box, alongside a coin modeled after the ones available through Marvel’s in-house ads in the ‘70s.  This one’s a bit more anachronistic, though, showing the four characters included in the set with “THE AVENGERS” written along the side, which is a branding that didn’t *actually* include Hulk until shortly before the movie in the late ‘00s.  Like the FF set, all four figures included here are reproductions of original run figures, with no new characters like the Electro from the Spidey set.

CAPTAIN AMERICA

First up in this set, the figure I’ve kind of already reviewed…a little…sort of.  Cap was one of the figures re-done during Diamond’s short-lived attempt at reviving the Mego style for Marvel.  That set included a replica of the original figure and his box, alongside the updated parts, while this one is more direct.  The box is a little closer this time, notably with a window that better fits to the included figure than Diamond’s, but it’s still been slightly adjusted to add the three other figures from this set.  It’s amusing to see them change the sides, given that Spidey had a more authentic recreation, showing Cap on the sides, rather than the other figures he was included with.  Perhaps they wanted to be more properly on-brand this time?  Ultimately, it’s just a box, so I won’t sweat it too much.  The figure stands 8 inches tall and he has 26 points of articulation.  As with the prior sets, Cap moves over to the updated bandless construction body, which has become the new standard.  It’s generally more posable (aside from the bend on the knees), and generally more sturdy (again, aside from the knees).  Cap gets a replica of his original head sculpt, which is a better recreation than the DST version, which was a little squished and narrow.  This one remains more accurate to the original, which, as goofy as it may be, remains perhaps my favorite of the Mego sculpts.  Cap gets a replica of his original outfit, with his jumpsuit and plastic boots.  The boots are closer to the material of the originals, and the jumpsuit’s star is closer to the original, than we saw on the DST release, being a decal, rather than the sort of haphazardly affixed piece of pleather.  The original star fell off a lot, so hopefully this one stays in place a bit better.  Cap is packed with his shield, which is a recast of the original, right down to the creased decal.  Once again, it’s a bit better than the DST release, with a slightly cleaner and smoother application of the decal, closer to his vintage counterpart.

IRON MAN

Certainly one of the more impressive of the original Marvel run, the vintage Mego Iron Man is largely remembered for being one of the very few toy examples of Tony’s short-lived “nosed” armor, supposedly brought into existence when Stan Lee joked about how tightly artists were molding the armor to Tony’s face, and said they might as well show his nose.  It’s so short-lived and overlooked that for years more casual fans assumed the Mego figure’s nose was a mistake, or perhaps even evidence that he was originally meant to be a Dr. Doom to go with the FF.  Iron Man is based on the same updated body as Cap, now sporting the aforementioned schnoz-bearing head sculpt from the original.  Obscurity of the look aside, it’s not a bad sculpt at all, and it’s certainly clean and distinctive.  His outfit’s more involved than Cap’s, and more accurate to the source material.  There’s more stitching and piping, so it looks a fair bit like his comics armor.  He gets plastic boots, gloves, a belt, and his little uni-beam “button.”  The belt’s a softer material, and doesn’t quite fit the waist on the newer body style, but overall looks alight, as do the other plastic parts.  If there’s one downside to this figure, it’s the paint; something about the eyes on this updated release makes them look far more dead and lifeless than the original.  

THOR

Thor’s original figure was nothing if not involved.  He got a lot of new pieces, showing the genuine improvements that Mego brought to the Marvel line as in continued.  This figure makes use of all of them, bringing his unique head, complete with its rooted hair, to the updated body.  I do find the rooting on this release to be somewhat funny, since it leaves quite a noticeable bald spot on the top, but that also means his helmet sits a little more securely, so it’s an okay trade-off.  The actual head’s not a bad one; not sure it screams Thor to me personally, but it’s got some character.  His outfit has a lot of different parts, with a multi-piece jumpsuit with attached cape and vinyl “circles” on the front, a pair of cloth wrist bands, a pair of rubber boots, and a chromed plastic helmet.  It all assembles into a nice rendition of Thor’s classic look, with a lot of vibrant colors, and almost no exempted details.  Also included was Thor’s Hammer, Mjolnir, which is using the solid head construction of the vintage releases.  It’s got small indents on the handle to allow him to better hold it one-handed, and is generally just pretty cool looking.

HULK

The most distinctive of the four included here in terms of core construction is Hulk, just like his vintage counterpart.  He’s using the updated bulked up body, introduced with The Thing in the last set, making him a 1/4-inch shorter than the other three, just like in the vintage run.  Like his original, he has his own, not rocky hands, as well as his unique head sculpt.  The body is more visible here, of course, and while it’s got more joints than the original did, they don’t break up the flow too badly, so it’s not too terrible to look at.  The head’s a good take on the ‘70s era Hulk, and is very well recreated here.  Just as in the vintage days, the only part of his outfit is his pair of tattered purple pants.  They’re not bad, but they’re obviously a different material than the original ones, which were purple all the way through, while these ones show some underlying white where the tears are.  Of course, there’s always been some back and forth about that in comics illustrations, even going back to the early days, so I don’t feel the white really makes him seem less accurate.  Other than that, Hulk’s a pretty basic figure, especially compared to the others in the set.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

After the nearly instant sell-outs of the prior sets, I was surprised by how long this one stayed available, and even had time to waffle on whether to buy it.  Well, not really whether to buy it all, but rather whether to buy it online, or wait a week for my first visit to Disney in two decades.  I decided to buy it online, partially because I didn’t want to miss it, and partially because I didn’t want to contend with brining a box this size back in my luggage.  I did end up seeing it in every spot that had the Marvel set-up, but ultimately I really was glad not to have to fly it back.  This set’s the one that I feel I have the most vintage knowledge on going in.  My dad had a Cap in his original collection, and it was always my favorite of the bunch, so much so that it was unofficially mine pretty much until I got the Diamond replica in 2015.  My dad didn’t have the others, and the Iron Man and Thor Megos in our joint collection when I was growing up were both definitively mine, so it’s cool to see them get updated.  Hulk, I don’t have much to do with, but I can’t say he’s a *bad* figure.  This set is certainly fun, and certainly splashy.  That said, I’ll admit to being the slightest bit bummed that it’s four retreads again, rather than mixing in at least one new figure.  With only Falcon remaining from the original Marvel Megos, I’m skeptical about getting another set.  I’d really like to, especially because I’d like to see Falcon get his update.  I’d also love to see some new characters to fill out the ranks some more.  I guess we’ll just have to see.

#4033: Robin

ROBIN

BATMAN (HASBRO)

“The son of gifted circus acrobats, DICK GRAYSON was left an orphan when a two-bit extortionist sabotaged his parents’ high-wire act.  Bruce Wayne, who lost his own family to a senseless crime, felt an instant connection to the boy and took him in.  Eventually, Wayne revealed his secret identity to the talented young man and made him his crime-fighting apprentice.  Now, as Robin, Grayson is a skilled and quick-minded fighter in his own right, and Batman’s most trusted comrade in justice.”

It’s been a hot minute since I’ve reviewed a proper figure of Dick Grayson as Robin.  Nightwing sure, but for Robin, we’re going back to 2021.  Heck of a jump.  For specifically the animated version, we’re talking about 2016.  Whole decade.  Anyway, 15 years before *that*, the DC license was still held by Hasbro, who were really just largely running on the remnants of what Kenner had done before, more or less just focussing on the Batman side of things until handing off the license to Mattel.  On the animated side, they did a lot of boxed sets, revisiting old molds and themes.  While predominantly focussed on the New Adventures era, there were a few The Animated Series figure mixed in as well, including today’s Robin figure.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Robin was released in the 2001 “Revenge of the Penguin” boxed set, under Hasbro’s wider Batman banner.  At this point, the bulk of the line was Mission Masters, but the boxed sets didn’t sport that title, rather just sticking with a rather generic “Batman.”  “Revenge of the Penguin” was a totally BTAS themed set, which was rare, sporting Robin, a Penguin I previously reviewed, Catwoman, and a wonky Batman variant.  The figure stands 4 1/2 inches tall and he has 5 points of articulation.  He’s a total mold re-use of the Kenner animated Robin from 1992 (which had previously been used by Hasbro a year prior in their Spectrum of the Bat line), itself a neck-down re-use of the Batman Returns Robin figure from 1991.  At the time of this release, most of the mold was a decade old, which, honestly?  It’s not bad.  In part, it fits in fine due to how much Hasbro stagnated with the license, of course.  When you’re aiming to do as few new molds as possible, you aim to make them work match the ones you’ve already got.  It’s…well, it’s fine for its original intended use, as a realistic take on what would become the comics Tim Drake costume. It’s less ideal for an animated Dick Grayson, whose outfit was streamlined a bit, and who never sported anything close to the musculature detailed on this figure.  The head was at least an okay take on Dick’s original animation model, if perhaps a bit flattened and soft on detailing.  It did fit well with the other figures from the Kenner line, though.  He keeps the original’s two-tone cloth cape, which remains a pretty impressive piece for the scale.  A little unnatural in how it hangs, but generally very cool.  His paint marks the main change-up here.  In a general sense, it’s not drastically different, but the colors lean more toward the Mission Masters palette, where the flesh tones were very pale, the greens were more neon, and the “warm” colors were colder.  The actual application’s generally fine (though the black paint was really prone to wear), and he even gets an additional paint app on the neck, under the cape.  There’s a sculpted spot there that’s clearly meant to be a different shade than the rest of the torso, and the original just left it red.  This one…makes it green?  Still not a match for the cape, but points for effort.  Robin was packed with a missile launcher and missile.  It was originally packed with the Legends of Batman Crusader Batman, and it was one of Hasbro’s favorite accessories of this era, no matter how illogical or ill-suited it was to the figure it was packed with.  At least it’s in colors that match?

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

Since I missed the main runs of the Animated figures, the boxed sets were really my personal jumping on point for the style, and served as my earliest versions of a lot of the characters.  They were almost always birthday or Christmas gift fodder from family members, and this particular set was the latter, given to me by my Nanna.  Robin was my main interest.  I’d been making do with the Total Justice Robin as a stand-in for this look for far too long at this point, and was happy to get a better approximation.  He’s got some quirks of this era, but given how lazy and odd most of the late-run Hasbro DC product was, he’s honestly not bad.  He may be little more than a re-issue, but he was at least a decent choice for one, and one I definitely was glad to have then, and am still glad to have now.

#4032: The Punisher

PUNISHER

MARVEL SUPER HEROES (TOY BIZ)

“The Punisher has an explosive arsenal designed to bring any criminal to justice! To “load” his weapon, thread the caps into the top of the Punisher’s back pack and advance them into position by raising and lowering the Punisher’s right arm. Once the caps are “loaded”, pull the Punisher’s arm back until it locks into position. Next, select from his arsenal his Bazooka, Uzi, Pistol, or Sniper Rifle, put it in his hand, aim, release the trigger on his back and watch how the Punisher’s arm realistically raises and lowers as each cap is fired! (Caps Not Included)”

In preparation for today’s review, I double checked some older reviews, as I do, and discovered I haven’t reviewed a Punisher figure since 2020.  Of course, I also reviewed, like, five Punishers in a single year span there, which is literally half of the Punishers I’ve reviewed, so I guess maybe I just exhausted my initial supply.  Today, I’m bringing him back around in the most me way possible, with a Toy Biz 5-inch figure.  In fact, it was his very first Toy Biz 5-inch figure, and his very first figure in general.  Let’s check that guy out! 

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Punisher was released in the first series of Toy Biz’s Marvel Super Heroes line, and also saw a re-release in Series 4 of the line, which was predominantly a re-release assortment.  He’s sporting his classic design, which was still his main look at this point, as we hadn’t yet made it to the War Journal era.  The figure is just shy of 5 inches tall and has 7 points of articulation.  His sculpt would serve as the basis for the three other Punishers in this same line, as well as the talking one.  Like the other Series 1 figures from this line, he shows a lot of similar stylings to their DC Superheroes line, and by extension has a bit of an off-brand Super Powers feel.  Frank in particular feels quite soft around the edges for this particular character.  Not exactly the intimidating presence you might expect fro a guy that regularly mows down criminals.  His actual details are also rather soft, and sort of only partly formed.  Details like ears and jawline are sort of mushy.  I do appreciate that they at least put some folding and creasing around his ankles to properly show off his boots; it’s not the sort of detail you’d expect, but it’s cool.  Because Toy Biz was very much a fan of stealing the notes from other successful toylines, they took a page out of the Kenner Robocop book and designed Punisher to have a cap firing feature, worked into the back of the figure’s torso.  It’s a rather obvious construction, and doesn’t really line up with his design, so it represents hampering the final figure in a way that Toy Biz wasn’t really much for with later releases.  His paintwork was fine, but not really anything special.  There’s some decent base level work, and his insignia in particular is quite clean.  Other areas are a bit more prone to slop, and like a lot of the earlier figures, he’s rather prone to wear.  While the Punisher did *not* include the caps for his cap-firing feature, he did include four different weapons, though I don’t know that they’re quite the “Bazooka, Uzi, Pistol, & Sniper Rifle” indicated by the back of the box text.  Pistol and Uzi, for sure, but the other two are clearly an M-16ish sort of rifle and a shotgun.  Whatever the case, he can only hold them one at a time, which feels rather limiting, if I’m honest.  But, the variety is nice regardless.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I had no interest at all in the Punisher until Jon Bernthal played him in Daredevil, so the only one of him I had as a kid was the one that I couldn’t avoid getting because it was in a boxed set.  That said, I certainly remember the character, and this figure in particular was on the back of the box for other figures I got growing up, so I always had this sort of curiosity about this figure and his later variants.  A few years ago, a sizable batch of loose Marvel Super Heroes figures were traded into All Time, and this guy was among them, suprisingly complete.  He’s not great, but I’ll admit I wasn’t really expecting him to be.  He’s an interesting curiosity, though.

#4031: Emperor Palpatine

EMPEROR PALPATINE

STAR WARS: POWER OF THE FORCE II (KENNER)

Bleh, it’s another Palpatine review.  I’m bad at intros for these because I just don’t know how to make him interesting.  “Somehow Palpatine returned” is exactly the level of care I personally have in Palpatine, so it landed right at home for me.  Anyway, here’s another Palpatine, from the period of Power of the Force where Kenner felt the need to make another Palpatine, seemingly for the purpose of having another Palpatine.  Palpatine.  Yep, here’s a Palpatine.  Also a coin.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Emperor Palpatine was released in 1998 as one of the seven Toys “R” Us-exclusive “Millennium Minted Coin” figures from Kenner’s Star Wars: Power of the Force II line.  The figure stands 3 3/4 inches tall and he has 3 points of articulation.  Hey, check out all that crazy posability, right?  Like, he can slightly angle his head to either side.  Or slightly move his arms up and down.  The possibilities are endless!  While this line was a re-use heavy one, Palpatine was rather unique in that almost all of his tooling is new.  I mean, sure, he’s clearly modeled on the same basic sculpt that the electronic Palpatine was using, but this one is sans gimmick, and sans any trace of the gimmick, and also just a lot less boxy.  So, I guess that’s all pretty good?  Eh, I’ll consider it a win.  Otherwise, he’s really just a Palpatine figure that feels more or less like all the other Palpatine figures that the line offered up.  He’s an old guy in a black cloak.  Not a lot of room for fun there, really.  Even the paint looks essentially identical to the other Palpatines that preceded him.  The most notable thing here is that he gets a different finish on the clasp for his cloak, so it stands out a little more.  He gets a unique set of electricity effects, which are honestly pretty nice, as well as the stand and coin that all of these figures got.  The coin’s at least pretty nice.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I make it no secret that I’ve got very little love for Palpatine, and even less love for Palpatine figures.  But, I’m going for the complete run, and I’ve bought all the other ones, and this guy was in a big lot with everyone else, so I didn’t really have to think about it too much.  This one’s fine.  He’s better in terms of posing a detailing than anything other than the Flashback figure, and he’s also more stable on his feet (or lack thereof) than that one, so I think it’s generally the best Palpatine the line had.  And also, it’s the last one I have to review, which is quite nice.  Now I never have to talk about Palpatine again!

#4030: Darwin

DARWIN

SEAQUEST DSV (PLAYMATES)

“Name: Darwin (Male Atlantic Bottlenose Dolphin — “Tursiops Truncatus”)

Rank: Non-Commissioned Officer

Assignment: Special Missions, seaQuest DSV 4600

UEO Military ID#: DD001-2018-NB0

Security Access: Classified

Date of Birth: Estimated as 2007

Character Profile: Playful. Trusting. Friendly to humans. Highly intelligent mammal. Extremely loyal to Captain Bridger. Special relationship with Lucas Wolenczak.

Personal History: Born in Caribbean waters. Rescued following gill net accident and trained by Nathan Bridger at Caribbean research center, 2015. Learned interspecies communication via hand signals, forming close bond with Bridger. Assigned to seaQuest, 2018, where Vo-Corder technology developed by Lucas Wolenczak allowed central computer to translate natural dolphin clicks and whistles into simple human speech. Uses dolphin tube system aboard ship to interact with crew and follow close friend, Lucas.

Mission Specialty: Dolphin Re-Breather allows prolonged dives at extraordinary depths without resurfacing — for strategic underwater assigments.”

Oh boy, I’m back to SeaQuest, aren’t I?  Bet you guys thought I’d get it all out of my system.  Well, no such luck!  I’m fully committed!  Or, maybe I should be committed.  I don’t know.  It’s one of the things.  In addition to its human cast, SeaQuest also had amongst its crew a creature more naturally adept to water, a dolphin.  Billed only as himself in the opening credits, Darwin the dolphin was, in fact, a rather convincing use of effects, largely relying on puppets, as well as “special vocal effects” by the legendary Frank Welker.  Darwin was a pretty big hit, and was ultimately one of only four characters to remain with the show for its entire run.  Not bad for a puppet.  Obviously, there was no way he was getting left out of the tie-in toys, no matter how short-lived the line may have been.

THE FIGURE ITSELF

Darwin was released in 1993, as part of Playmates one and only SeaQuest DSV tie-in assortment.  Darwin was actually short packed at the time of release, which, coupled with his popularity, made the figure quit a hot commodity for a while.  The figure is about 5 inches long and, while he doesn’t have articulation in a traditional sense, he does have some points of movement.  His two pectoral fins are able to be pushed inwards, which opens his mouth, and emits a squeaking sound, sort of as if he’s “talking.”  Darwin’s sculpt was all-new and unique to him.  Obviously, as a dolphin, he’s rather a departure from the established style.  He’s a pretty good recreation of a bottlenose dolphin, and specifically looks accurate to the models of Darwin we saw on the show.  He’s in a rather basic pose, and sculpting is fairly clean.  There’s kind of an ugly joint where the mouth is meant to open, but it’s on the underside mostly, so not crazy visible.  Darwin’s paint work is honestly more involved than you might expect, with all the proper color variation on his skin, plus fully painted interiors on his mouth.  For a line of this scale and style, that’s generally pretty rare, so the extra effort’s appreciated.  Darwin was packed with his Dolphin Rebreather, a rather sizable overlay piece, which attaches quite securely to the figure, and gives him a more distinctive flair.  He also includes a vocoder, sonar tag (missing from my figure), and display base with a special attachment to hold him in place horizontally.

THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION

I remember Darwin being difficult to get early on, and specifically remember my dad getting Darwin separate from the others because of his rarity.  I was always a fan of dolphins, so I always liked Darwin.  As such, he wound up as one of the figures I actually got as a kid, albeit years after the other two I had.  Cosmic Comix had one (literally the only SeaQuest figure I recall them ever carrying), so I bought it, and he’s just been floating around in my collection ever since.  There’s not a ton going on with this figure, but I still think he’s cool, and appreciate the efforts by Playmates to set him apart from just a generic dolphin toy.