COBRA OFFICER & COBRA TROOPER
G.I. JOE: THE REAL AMERICAN HERO COLLECTION (HASBRO)
“The COBRA Officers are “officers” in name only. The only real rank they have is over their own little squad of Cobra Troopers. They are among the meager handful from the teeming ranks of COBRA Troopers that, for some reason, whether it’s previous experience, personal ambition or dumb luck, manage to show some level of initiative, organization or leadership skills. Ultimately, somebody has the keep the ranks together and moving with a purpose, so that even these bottom-of-the-barrel COBRA forces can achieve their given objective, because nobody else wants the job.
The COBRA Troopers are the most basic, bottom-of-the-barrel soldiers in the COBRA regime. They have to work their way up to even become Vipers. They come from all over the world. They are thugs, mercenaries, pirates and assorted lowlifes that have committed so many atrocities that they only organization that will have them is COBRA. They are given the most basic level of training, which amounts to little more than organizing a handful into a reasonably cohesive group, giving them the most basic of uniforms, handing them equipment, and telling them to go out and cause trouble. The COBRA Trooper divisions were the first of COBRA’s notable forces. They’re not specialists. They’re not qualified for anything than the most low level of infantry. They only advantages they have are pure nastiness and sheer numbers.”
For part four of the Day of the Vipers (!), I’m not actually looking at Vipers at all. Weird, huh? Yeah, there were *technically* no Vipers released in 1998, but I’m focussing pretty heavily on that “technically.”
THE FIGURES THEMSELVES
The Cobra Officer and two of the Cobra Troopers were released as one of the three triple-packs of figures from the second year of The Real American Hero Collection. That’s a lot of numbers going on there, isn’t it? Don’t worry about it too much. The key thing about these two figures is, that despite the name they may be sporting, their both effectively Viper figures, using the Viper/B.A.T. hybrid body introduced with the V5 Viper. Presumably, the original Officer and Trooper molds were lost, and, as with so many other figures in the 97-98 lineup, they had to improvise a bit, grabbing the just recently frankensteined Viper from the preceding year. So, they’ve still got those square butts. Poor guys.
Paint is what differentiates them. The Officer is grey, which was a change for that rank, but makes him easily distinguishable. The Trooper goes for a more familiar dark blue. The Officer has larger sections of silver, with gold accents, while the Trooper gets the reverse. Curiously, neither of them actually gets a Cobra sigil. Maybe they’re trying to be more covert? Both figures included the same accessory selection. A pistol, a rifle, a stock, and a backpack.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
These guys are absolutely on the “Ethan was already buying a bunch of Vipers” train. I wasn’t planning to get them, given their comparatively bland appearance, but I was already getting 7 others, so what difference did these two make? I was actually a bit baffled by them at first, since I wasn’t able to find any reference to Vipers in this style, but eventually realized they weren’t Vipers at all. So I didn’t have to buy them. Great. Nah, I’d probably have bought them anyway. I actually ended up liking both of these more than I’d expected to. That said, in my mind, I’m always going to consider them Vipers.
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Hold on. We’ve been here several times before, haven’t we?
Arent you a little big for a stormtrooper blaster? Not you, the reader, was doing a bit where I—
things off just a bit in terms of the design. More of that later. Out of the box, the blaster comes with 2 extra bits that are meant to be slotted into the right side in order to make it more visually accurate to the movie prop. They don’t serve any function beyond aesthetics but I did find it interesting that they are easily removable, I guess if you want to put everything back in the nice display box. There is a scope molded into the body of the blaster so it’s not removable, but it might have been nice if they put any kind of reticle in there at all. As it stands, it’s just a tube. The aforementioned wonkiness in scale probably has the greatest impact on ergonomics. The first thing you notice when picking this up is that the grip is absolutely huge and kind of blocky. I know the Sterling submachine gun has a grip with flat sides, and consequently, so does the movie prop on which it’s built, but some contouring around where the webbing of my thumb sits would have made a big difference here, especially since the Helios has just such contouring, so it’s not an issue for
preserving the function of the blaster. Secondly, because the stock is so thick, the butt plate is much wider than it would be normally. Again, wouldn’t have been an issue with some light contour work, but for now, the wide plate with hard edges along the sides can be unpleasant if you don’t seat it just right on your shoulder. And that’s really all the functional complaints I have about this. I mean, it’s a Helios and I love the Helios. The charging handle on the left side is hinged so it can flip up to be more out of the way for storage or what have you, and is a pretty good shape for being as slim as it is. As a Rival blaster, performance is solid, firing hard and far, definitely something to give your younger siblings pause. The First Order Stormtrooper Blaster comes packaged in its fancy box with the two extra decorative pieces, a 7 round Rival magazine, and 7 special red Rival rounds, you know, ‘cause it’s a laser gun.















