BIG BARDA
DC UNIVERSE CLASSICS (MATTEL)
Fun FiQ Fact #0036: Big Barda is consistently depicted as standing *at least* a head taller then her partner Mr. Miracle, and the “Big” part of her name is in no way meant in jest or irony. Any depictions to the contrary are, generally speaking, wrong.
When I was a kid, probably around 10 or 11, I got pretty super into Jack Kirby’s Fourth World. At the time, action figure coverage for any of it was pretty sparse, so I made do with the couple of sets of figures put out by DC Direct in the early ’00s. Some of my favorites of the Fourth World characters were Mr. Miracle and Big Barda, who were amongst the few figures from DCD, but that didn’t stop me from going back to the well when new versions were available…or at the very least trying to. DC Universe Classics had a rather nice selection of Kirby’s characters, and they made sure to include Scott and Barda…even if there were some questionable choices made. But, you know what, it wouldn’t really be DCUC without the questionable choices, right? They kind of excelled at those.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Big Barda was part of Series 7 of DC Universe Classics, which was the series that built Atom Smasher. Not that the two had any real ties or anything. There were two Bardas available, one with her helmet and one without. DCUC had two methods of handling variants: 50/50 splits and 70/30 splits. For some reason, they made the two Bardas a 50/50, meaning that half of the figures out there where a look that most people wanting a Barda didn’t want, resulting in it being the one that was everywhere. Great call, guys. But, I harped on that in my helmet-less Barda review. This one’s the good one…more or less. Barda stands about 6 inches tall and has 23 points of articulation. Now, the biggest…well, the most major issue with either DCUC Barda figure is sizing; Barda’s supposed to have quite a stature to her, commonly being depicted as about a head taller than the average male hero. Here, she’s taller than the other female heroes, but is in fact *shorter* than most of the men in the line. What’s more, she’s also rather skinny, again in contrast to how Barda’s always been depicted. Given the line’s precedent for bulking characters up from their usual depictions, it makes her really get lost in the crowd, especially compared to the other New Gods. What’s especially baffling about all of this, though, is that the most sensible explanation for her downsizing, which is the line’s reliance on shared molds, doesn’t hold up here, since Barda got a brand-new sculpt. Why not just make that brand-new sculpt a larger one? You got me. I’d ask the people in charge, but, well, that’s a whole other thing. The difference in the sculpt between this figure and the one I’ve already looked at is that, in place of a hair piece, she’s got a helmet. Of the two looks, the helmet is certainly the preferred, so she’s at least marginally better than the other release. Barda’s paint work is actually pretty good, so she’s at least got that going for her. In particular, the accenting on the chainmail sections of the suit is quite nicely rendered. Barda was packed with her Mega-Rod, as well as one of the arms to the Atom Smasher CnC. It’s a little light, and it’s a shame she didn’t at least get the hover discs that Scott had gotten a series prior. At least she got the Mega-Rod?
THE ME REMAINDER OF THE EQUATION
I had the unhelmeted version of this when the line was new, as it was the only one I could get my hands on. I was never happy with that one, so when I got the opportunity to swap out for this one a few months ago, I jumped on it. It’s still not a great figure, as she’s marred by some very poor choices in terms of production. Still, she’s a Barda figure, and those always have some form of residual coolness at the very least.
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