PROXIMA MIDNIGHT
MARVEL LEGENDS (HASBRO)
“A lieutenant of the Black Order, Proxima Midnight serves Thanos in his quest for power.”
Okay, so I’ve actually seen Infinity War now. And that’s all I’ve got to say about that. No, really, I can’t actually discuss beyond that for fear of spoiling…everything. If you haven’t yet seen it, please do so immediately.
Infinity War was largely built on assembling all of our favorite heroes, but it did have a few new faces, most of them as part of Thanos’ support team, The Black Order. The Black Order are a new addition in the comics, showing up during the 2014 Infinity event. They’re sort of Thanos’s equivalent to Apocalypse’s Four Horsemen. So far, only one of them’s gotten the Legends treatment, and it’s Proxima Midnight, who I’ll be looking at today!
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Proxima Midnight is figure 3 in the Thanos Series of Marvel Legends. She’s the second of the specifically movie-based figures in the assortment and the first of the Black Order to join the line (Cull Obsidian will be joining her in the next assortment). The figure stands 7 1/4 inches tall and she has 29 points of articulation. She’s not quite as mobile as some of the others in this set, but she’s still pretty posable, certainly posable enough to mimic the character from the movie. Proxima’s film design isn’t too far removed from her comics design. All the basic design elements are the same; the movie design removes some of the more stereotypically “comic super villain” elements, while also adding some more texturing and such. I like the head gear from the comics design a little bit more, but I do think the movie made the overall thing a little more visually interesting. Proxima gets a brand-new sculpt, and while I do like it overall, I do have to admit, she feels a little bit like a step back compared to some of the more recent MCU offerings. Comparing her to the Guardians Vol. 2 offerings, some of the details feel a little soft, and the articulation isn’t quite as well worked-in. Still a solid sculpt, just not quite as good as the phenomenal work Hasbro was putting out last year. Proxima’s paintwork is fairly decent. The application is all pretty clean, and the colors match up well with what we see of her on-screen. She doesn’t have the printed face like the more human characters, but given her CGI creation in the film, this doesn’t exactly rob her of her realism. Proxima is packed with her spear (perfect for being caught by Captain America) and the torso of Thanos. Given she’s the largest single-packed figure in the set, it’s actually quite impressive she comes with the biggest piece of Thanos, and it means her box is rather on the hefty side.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
After getting Cap from Super Awesome Girlfriend, I began my hunt for the rest of the series. I actually didn’t have to search for long, and ended up coming across most of the set while running an errand at Walmart. I wasn’t certain about picking her up, but finding them mostly in one go got me sort of pumped, so home with me she came. She’s alright. More consistent than Cap, though perhaps not quite as exciting or fun. I think she’ll standout better once we have more of the Black Order.

































The Vulcan EBF-25 was released waaaay back in 2008 as part of the original N-Strike line. No Elite here. The whole thing is just… I mean, it’s a machine gun. What more do you want? Instead of using a magazine or rotating cylinder, the Vulcan actually uses a belt to feed darts into the action which, itself, can be operated in two ways. The primary method being full auto because come on, it’s a machine gun. Provided you had installed the 6 D cell batteries in the tray, you could then load in the belt, flick the switch just above the firing grip, and hold the trigger down making the blaster fire repeatedly with a rather noisy “wheeee-CHUNK! wheeee-CHUNK! wheeee-CHUNK!” While it was technically full-auto, the rate of fire was not exactly impressive. With good coordination, you could easily out-pace it by cycling the bolt manually which had the added benefit of not requiring the aforementioned 2 cubic tons of batteries to work. You could, in theory, run the blaster entirely without batteries. Just leave them in a little pile over there… just 2 cubic tons. While it undoubtedly made the internals of the blaster a lot more complex, it is a feature I’m disappointed didn’t make it to later electronic blasters like the Stampede. The ammo belts, I feel a little differently about. There is a certain level of novelty in using a legit ammo belt in a toy blaster, but man, are
they a pain to reload. Maybe if there had been another blaster that also used the same belts, I might like them a bit more, but the novel factor goes away after the third or fourth time you have to reload the dang things. It’s not just a matter of putting the darts back, when the belt is emptied, it falls out the right side of the blaster, or if you want to reload without firing off all 25 shots, you need to pull the remaining belt out of the action in order to reset it. Once you have a loaded belt, there’s still the process of setting it in the ammo box attached to the left side of the blaster in just the right way that the feed gear can actually pull the belt into the blaster, and THEN you have to open the top hatch on the blaster body to seat the first link onto the feed gear, close everything up again and prime the bolt. Once you’ve done all of that, now you can shoot. BUT WAIT! Now you have to decide, are you going to carry the blaster by hand and fire from the hip like some kind of sexual tyrannosaurus, or are you going to mount it on the included tripod, realize the tripod kinda sucks, and opt for the Blaine method anyway? But what does Mr. “The Lovebird” Ventura have to say about that body? Probably something rambling and largely incoherent about having to keep him away from it, but it’s worth noting that the Vulcan has all original sculpt work which includes a
hinged top handle for use in the “Old Painless” style of carry and a detachable ammo box for holding the belt while in or out of use. The front end of the Vulcan also sports 3 Nerf accessory rails, but I can’t honestly think of what you could possibly want to put on them. There are, in fact, a set of sights along the top of the blaster that you’re welcome to use if you think it’ll help. Sadly, these days, the Vulcan doesn’t quite stand up to other blasters in terms of range or power. If you play your cards right and rely mainly on the shock value of busting into your younger siblings’ room holding this, they might not even notice that the shots aren’t hitting very hard. The Vulcan comes packaged with the tripod, the ammo box, two belts, a sling which I have since lost, and 50 whistler micro darts.


