COLONEL JAMES CAMERON
ALIENS (NECA)
Okay, so Avengers: Infinity War starts hitting US theatres today, but I’m taking a one-day reprieve from the Avengers stuff to celebrate today’s other notable thing: it’s Alien Day again! And I actually remembered to set aside an Aliens-related item for this year. Of course, the focus of this review, a figure based on Aliens director James Cameron, is rather amusing in light of Cameron’s comments in the last week about hoping for audiences to get “Avengers fatigue” so that we can back to creating new sci-fi ideas. You know, like those 5 Avatar sequels we’ve all really been clamoring for. That’s what the people want. I wonder how he’d feel about his action figure being smack dab in between Avengers figures. Well, he’d have to read the site for that to apply. Odds of that seem low.
THE FIGURE ITSELF
Colonel Cameron was a Toys R Us-exclusive figure, released as part of NECA’s running 30th Anniversary assortment of their Aliens line. He started cropping up in stores towards the end of last year/early this year. As with Sgt. Windrix, Cameron doesn’t represent a character actually from Aliens, but is more of a concept figure instead. The figure stands 7 inches tall and he has 28 points of articulation. He uses the long-sleeved Marine body we’ve seen on both Windrix and Frost. It’s still a very strong sculpt, even five years after its introduction into the line, and I can’t really see any improvements on it at this point. It remains one of NECA’s strongest sculpts, so their desire to get as much mileage out of it as possible is pretty sensible. Cameron gets a new head sculpt, which is sporting a pretty darn fantastic likeness of Cameron circa 1986. The details are sharp, and it’s well-fitted to the base body. He’ll fit right in with the rest of the crew. Colonel Cameron’s paint work is on par with what we’ve been seeing on the more recent offerings from this line. Application is cleaner than most of the line’s earliest offerings, and he makes use of the molded skin-tone plastic, which helps him look more lifelike. The detailing on the armor matches up with the other Marines, but Cameron has his own unique graffiti-ing. It’s really just a planet on his backplate. I might have liked a little bit more personality, but this is a fun touch, and it’s certainly better than nothing at all. Cameron’s accessories are his most impressive aspect. The re-used compliment includes the standard issue M41A pulse rifle, the handgun included with Frost, and a motion tracker. Figure-specific, there’s a clapboard (which admittedly doesn’t make much sense in-universe, but it’s cool nonetheless) and the viewfinder Cameron used when scouting locations. A lot of fun pieces in there, which show a real commitment to making this release stand out from the standard-issue figures.
THE ME HALF OF THE EQUATION
Obviously, the odds of me missing a figure like this were always going to be slim. That being said, I did see him a couple of times in the store before I finally got around to picking him up. It was ultimately the announcement of Toys R Us’ planned closure that pushed me to pick him up, since I definitely didn’t want to miss out. He’s another top-notch figure from NECA, and a fantastic addition to the line. Happy to have the chance to add him to my collection.




















The Vulcan EBF-25 was released waaaay back in 2008 as part of the original N-Strike line. No Elite here. The whole thing is just… I mean, it’s a machine gun. What more do you want? Instead of using a magazine or rotating cylinder, the Vulcan actually uses a belt to feed darts into the action which, itself, can be operated in two ways. The primary method being full auto because come on, it’s a machine gun. Provided you had installed the 6 D cell batteries in the tray, you could then load in the belt, flick the switch just above the firing grip, and hold the trigger down making the blaster fire repeatedly with a rather noisy “wheeee-CHUNK! wheeee-CHUNK! wheeee-CHUNK!” While it was technically full-auto, the rate of fire was not exactly impressive. With good coordination, you could easily out-pace it by cycling the bolt manually which had the added benefit of not requiring the aforementioned 2 cubic tons of batteries to work. You could, in theory, run the blaster entirely without batteries. Just leave them in a little pile over there… just 2 cubic tons. While it undoubtedly made the internals of the blaster a lot more complex, it is a feature I’m disappointed didn’t make it to later electronic blasters like the Stampede. The ammo belts, I feel a little differently about. There is a certain level of novelty in using a legit ammo belt in a toy blaster, but man, are
they a pain to reload. Maybe if there had been another blaster that also used the same belts, I might like them a bit more, but the novel factor goes away after the third or fourth time you have to reload the dang things. It’s not just a matter of putting the darts back, when the belt is emptied, it falls out the right side of the blaster, or if you want to reload without firing off all 25 shots, you need to pull the remaining belt out of the action in order to reset it. Once you have a loaded belt, there’s still the process of setting it in the ammo box attached to the left side of the blaster in just the right way that the feed gear can actually pull the belt into the blaster, and THEN you have to open the top hatch on the blaster body to seat the first link onto the feed gear, close everything up again and prime the bolt. Once you’ve done all of that, now you can shoot. BUT WAIT! Now you have to decide, are you going to carry the blaster by hand and fire from the hip like some kind of sexual tyrannosaurus, or are you going to mount it on the included tripod, realize the tripod kinda sucks, and opt for the Blaine method anyway? But what does Mr. “The Lovebird” Ventura have to say about that body? Probably something rambling and largely incoherent about having to keep him away from it, but it’s worth noting that the Vulcan has all original sculpt work which includes a
hinged top handle for use in the “Old Painless” style of carry and a detachable ammo box for holding the belt while in or out of use. The front end of the Vulcan also sports 3 Nerf accessory rails, but I can’t honestly think of what you could possibly want to put on them. There are, in fact, a set of sights along the top of the blaster that you’re welcome to use if you think it’ll help. Sadly, these days, the Vulcan doesn’t quite stand up to other blasters in terms of range or power. If you play your cards right and rely mainly on the shock value of busting into your younger siblings’ room holding this, they might not even notice that the shots aren’t hitting very hard. The Vulcan comes packaged with the tripod, the ammo box, two belts, a sling which I have since lost, and 50 whistler micro darts.













